So, today, Mdm Zulaiha is not here again. Rumours are the she's on maternity leave. Lol. So we have 2 free periods.
Zhan Shuo got into a pile of shit today. Not literally of course. That would be my sister. Anyway, he squirted glue onto the back of Carlo's pants. It didn't take long for him to realise the glue was on his pants. He wiped it off, but there was still stained. He wasn't very happy. Then he put silicon gel, from his packet of seaweed, in Justin's back pockets. Another uhappy guy. Zhan Shuo said he really hated them both, that's why he did all these. The two of them told the teacher, the teacher spoke to Zhan Shuo. But he wriggled out of trouble. He's really pro at acting innocent. I wasn't doing anything in particular when I thought of Hong Kong money. I asked Suzaina, who was sitting beside John, for the Hong Kong money. The 10 dollar note is really really REALLY nice!!!!!! It's purple and the design is soooo cool! I want it!!!!!!!!
On the way to PE, me and Mardiana spotted a slug at the drain. Mardiana picked it up with my paper, and we kept them. While having PE, we put it down in one corner. We played traditional games. It was fun! Wahahaha. After PE, Mardian a carried the slug, on the paper, but we realised that it moved! Then we bought our food. After changing into our uniforms, we went to our usual eating place. I kept staring and looking at the slug. This is one cautious slug. It took a long time to finally pop his head out at me.
The bell rang and we went back to our classroom. Everyone crowded around us, wanting to see it, and Chloe, the Hong Kong exchange students, even took it's picture! I showed Zhan Shuo and he offered an empty water bottle for us to keep it in, and I asked him to slit an air hole (not asshole) to allow air to come into the bottle.
During English lessons, we continued with our last debate, about BGR. Syed.. Power~!! He spoke well and had us laughing! He was really rebellious!
Then it was music lesson. On the way to the music room, I decided to set the poor slug free on the garden. We had difficulty forcing it out of the bottle, but in the end Mardiana managed it. After music ended, we both went back to the garden to check on the slug. But guess what. The spot where we released Sluggie was just an empty grass patch!
By the way, I got a new domain! http://-outrageous.liquid-crystals.net.. But I shall have to work on it first, so in the mean time, I'll continue with blogger!
Just now Farhanah suddenly sang One Tree Hill's theme song, and I suddenly remembered that I wasted to search on the lyrics AGES ago! So I finally came round to did it! WooT! Today got One Tree Hill!!! WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is YOU!!
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Dum deE Dum
Oh yea I forgot to blog about some things. A coupe of weeks ago, after school, I witnessed a fight. It was on a Thursday. I saw a group of Sec 4 guys in the canteen, and saw a Chinese guy beating up a Malay guy. Some of the Chinese guy's friends tried to stop him, pulling him away, but he still continued bashing him up. At last his friends managed to stop him. Suryana didn't see the fight, because when I told her too look, they had already stopped. She did see the gang though, and I filled her in on what had happened. I was so horrified, looking at the fight. It's different when you see it LIVE, right in front of your own eyes!
Then, yesterday during Home Economics, we wree talking about Racial Harmony. He then said that "two of his students we suspended from school because they fought after school, a few weeks ago. It happened on a Thurday." Me and Suryana put two and two together, and realised that they were the one whom I saw fighting! It was a very sombre topic.
Oh yes, and I finished reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince last Sunday. I slept at midnight, for the sake of finishing it. I can't say it's the best book. This book has not much adventures, only informations, which no doubt will be helpful in the next book.
SPOILERS! Highlight to read!
+ Dumbledore
died. He died because Snape, whom he blindly trust, killed him with the
Avada Kedavra curse.
+ Snape was never on Dumbledore's side in the first place.
+ Draco became a death eater, appointed by Voldy. Narcissa, his mother, thinks
it's because Voldy want Draco dead, in his anger for his father, Lucious, for
failing his task to take the prophecy.
+ Snape is the half-blood prince. His surname is Prince, and he is
half-muggle.
So today is the dabate for English. Guess who's first? US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXAMS SHOULD BE ABOLISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!! How unlucky can that be??? Suryana was the best speaker. I wrote her a message, but she thought it was meant for her to say it out!! But lucky, teacher approved of it, and I think it helped us win too. Oh yea, so we won!
Today, BOTH of our form teachers did not come. So we have free 4 periods in a row. WEee!!!! We played SOS, and I won. It's something like Tic-Tac-Toe, except that we have to link S-O-S, and not X-X-X or O-O-O. Oh yea, the Hong Kong students joined our class today. Kok Pern's buddy, Johnathan, looked really cute. Like little little boy. He don't look our age at all! Both of them were friendly and likeable.
It was raining when I wanted to go home. Lucky for me, I brought an umbrella. It's always a must bring for me! Anyway, I was on the way to the bus stop when 3 girls rushed up to me, under the umbrella. They are Sec 3 I think. I was so shocked and bewildered. I mean, how do you feel if a total stranger just rushed up to you to shade herself under your umbrella? But I shaded them of course. Or one of them anyway. It was too squeezy and the other two decided to run for it. Zzz...
Oh yes, I have a list of ideas for my subdomain name. It narrowed it down to 3 though.
http://insanely-mad.liquid-crystals.net
http://sweet-innocence.liquid-crystals.net
http://-7thheaven.liquid-crystals.net
I don't know which one to choose! Help anyone?
Then, yesterday during Home Economics, we wree talking about Racial Harmony. He then said that "two of his students we suspended from school because they fought after school, a few weeks ago. It happened on a Thurday." Me and Suryana put two and two together, and realised that they were the one whom I saw fighting! It was a very sombre topic.
Oh yes, and I finished reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince last Sunday. I slept at midnight, for the sake of finishing it. I can't say it's the best book. This book has not much adventures, only informations, which no doubt will be helpful in the next book.
SPOILERS! Highlight to read!
+ Dumbledore
died. He died because Snape, whom he blindly trust, killed him with the
Avada Kedavra curse.
+ Snape was never on Dumbledore's side in the first place.
+ Draco became a death eater, appointed by Voldy. Narcissa, his mother, thinks
it's because Voldy want Draco dead, in his anger for his father, Lucious, for
failing his task to take the prophecy.
+ Snape is the half-blood prince. His surname is Prince, and he is
half-muggle.
So today is the dabate for English. Guess who's first? US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXAMS SHOULD BE ABOLISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!! How unlucky can that be??? Suryana was the best speaker. I wrote her a message, but she thought it was meant for her to say it out!! But lucky, teacher approved of it, and I think it helped us win too. Oh yea, so we won!
Today, BOTH of our form teachers did not come. So we have free 4 periods in a row. WEee!!!! We played SOS, and I won. It's something like Tic-Tac-Toe, except that we have to link S-O-S, and not X-X-X or O-O-O. Oh yea, the Hong Kong students joined our class today. Kok Pern's buddy, Johnathan, looked really cute. Like little little boy. He don't look our age at all! Both of them were friendly and likeable.
It was raining when I wanted to go home. Lucky for me, I brought an umbrella. It's always a must bring for me! Anyway, I was on the way to the bus stop when 3 girls rushed up to me, under the umbrella. They are Sec 3 I think. I was so shocked and bewildered. I mean, how do you feel if a total stranger just rushed up to you to shade herself under your umbrella? But I shaded them of course. Or one of them anyway. It was too squeezy and the other two decided to run for it. Zzz...
Oh yes, I have a list of ideas for my subdomain name. It narrowed it down to 3 though.
http://insanely-mad.liquid-crystals.net
http://sweet-innocence.liquid-crystals.net
http://-7thheaven.liquid-crystals.net
I don't know which one to choose! Help anyone?
Monday, July 18, 2005
A seRieS of EventfuL EvenTs =P
Today, the Hong Kong students came to our school. It's part of the exhange programme, and their buddies will get to go to Hong Kong this early December! There's a chance they might be able to go to Disneyland as well! The Hong Kong students stood at the front wih their buddies. I saw a girl that I immediately thought I wouldn't like. She seemed, somehow, bitchy. I like the look of Vionna's buddy! Very pleasant face. Hope I'll get to know more of them soon.
Assembly was funny today. After the voting for the Council President, there was a show by dunno who. It's about racial harmony. At the end of the show, 3 guy volunteers are needed. Guess what they had to do? They had to dance!! The whole hall laughed their heads off. I laughed especially hard when Ching Kiat stuck out his butt for pose!
4 of the HK people went for choir, as their buddy are from choir. One of them was, guess who, none other than the girl whom I thought bitchy. She sat beside me and looked very bored, throughout the three hours. Some point of time, she looked blur, and I helped her a bit. She seemed ok though, although she seems a bit.. Proud.. The way she speaks and everything. Hard to describe...
Oh yea I finally got a domain by liquid-crytals.net!! I have yet to think of a name for my site! I want to keep Insanely-mad, but http://insanely-mad.liquid-crystals.net?? Anyone have a good idea for me?? Help appreciated!
Assembly was funny today. After the voting for the Council President, there was a show by dunno who. It's about racial harmony. At the end of the show, 3 guy volunteers are needed. Guess what they had to do? They had to dance!! The whole hall laughed their heads off. I laughed especially hard when Ching Kiat stuck out his butt for pose!
4 of the HK people went for choir, as their buddy are from choir. One of them was, guess who, none other than the girl whom I thought bitchy. She sat beside me and looked very bored, throughout the three hours. Some point of time, she looked blur, and I helped her a bit. She seemed ok though, although she seems a bit.. Proud.. The way she speaks and everything. Hard to describe...
Oh yea I finally got a domain by liquid-crytals.net!! I have yet to think of a name for my site! I want to keep Insanely-mad, but http://insanely-mad.liquid-crystals.net?? Anyone have a good idea for me?? Help appreciated!
Sunday, July 17, 2005
WeddiNgs ArE BoRing!!!
Ugh the wedding was extremely boring. I don't know what would have become of me if not for Mardiana and Gerald. I didn't see anyone I know, and the aunties are all gossiping away. Including my mum, of course. Finally, my mother told me we can go now. But guess what. As we stood up to go, they all talk talk talk again. So I just stood there like a stupid idiot. Then, 73 hours later, FINALLY we went off. But guess what again. My mum went to Shing Song with one of my aunt, and they spent AGES there! They even told each other what their children like to eat! Yawns~! Needless to say, I was very glad when we went home. This time for real.
While I was away at that stupid wedding, my sister has kindly added a few points for my debate speech. Thanks yea ^^ WooH! 3 minutes!!!!! Yea I'm done!!!
While I was away at that stupid wedding, my sister has kindly added a few points for my debate speech. Thanks yea ^^ WooH! 3 minutes!!!!! Yea I'm done!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! That freaking debate! I wrote one page and it's only 1 minute! So I have to write 3 pages to accomplish the 3 minute rule! Bleh bleh bleh. Why did I ever agree to this. Then later I'll have to go to don't know whose wedding. WHAT A WASTE OF TIME! It's bad enough that I HATE weedings, and now I have lesser time for the debate! Shucks shucks sucks!
Vincent's theme is harder than mine, but I think he could do it. He's the number 1 bullshitter around. Note that I said around, and not in class. I have yet to meet a better bullshitter than him. And he badly does't want to lose. Which, course, is a good thing, but me and Suryana have never seen him taking work seriously before.
Added one affiliate. She visited my site, so in return, I visited hers. She's new but I think she's doing a great job. So I'll advertise her site on mine, and mine on hers. Ah the fairness of it.
I've found someone who would host me, but I have yet to know the details.
Vincent's theme is harder than mine, but I think he could do it. He's the number 1 bullshitter around. Note that I said around, and not in class. I have yet to meet a better bullshitter than him. And he badly does't want to lose. Which, course, is a good thing, but me and Suryana have never seen him taking work seriously before.
Added one affiliate. She visited my site, so in return, I visited hers. She's new but I think she's doing a great job. So I'll advertise her site on mine, and mine on hers. Ah the fairness of it.
I've found someone who would host me, but I have yet to know the details.
Saturday, July 16, 2005
TopSitEs
I joined some topsites~ The links are on the left hand side. Support me people! ^_^
Also a new layout! I like this one, more cooler..
So now I'm reading Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. The first thing my mum said when she saw the cover was, 'Aiyo'. Got to agree with her though. It's so ugly. Not that the adult version is any better either. I think the best cover is Order Of The Phoenix, kid's version. Very cool, with flames around the phoenix.
Ok guess I'm gonna clear out some links under Listed, then I'll continuue reading!!!! Wee!
Also a new layout! I like this one, more cooler..
So now I'm reading Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. The first thing my mum said when she saw the cover was, 'Aiyo'. Got to agree with her though. It's so ugly. Not that the adult version is any better either. I think the best cover is Order Of The Phoenix, kid's version. Very cool, with flames around the phoenix.
Ok guess I'm gonna clear out some links under Listed, then I'll continuue reading!!!! Wee!
Friday, July 15, 2005
WooH!
.. Danial broke his record. He farted 16 times in one hour and 29 times in two hours. Ughh gross. He kept farting in the library. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ disgusting. Worse than my sister. Ok on the other hand maybe not.
So today, after school, Me, Suryana, Vinceent and Gerald went to the library to do the debate stuff. Examinations should be abolished, proposition team. Bleh. Farhanah went along to help us. At first she can't stand the two guys, but then in the end she said they are ok. Although she still can't stand them. LOL guess she'll have to get used to them first. But I'll say she handled vincent well LOL. "You just got your ass screwed." Wahaha you go girl!
After that we (that is to day, us three girls) went to KFC to eat. The malay auntie there very nice. Ver y friendly. I like her... I think she's friendly towards us because we always go there, so she got to know us. Haha jokes. Bleh.
Then I got home, I on the computer for a while, then I slept. ZzZzZZz, then I woke up, ate my dinner, and now I'm typing this. I'm working on another skin currently so, guess it's back t owork now! Toodle doo!
So today, after school, Me, Suryana, Vinceent and Gerald went to the library to do the debate stuff. Examinations should be abolished, proposition team. Bleh. Farhanah went along to help us. At first she can't stand the two guys, but then in the end she said they are ok. Although she still can't stand them. LOL guess she'll have to get used to them first. But I'll say she handled vincent well LOL. "You just got your ass screwed." Wahaha you go girl!
After that we (that is to day, us three girls) went to KFC to eat. The malay auntie there very nice. Ver y friendly. I like her... I think she's friendly towards us because we always go there, so she got to know us. Haha jokes. Bleh.
Then I got home, I on the computer for a while, then I slept. ZzZzZZz, then I woke up, ate my dinner, and now I'm typing this. I'm working on another skin currently so, guess it's back t owork now! Toodle doo!
Thursday, July 14, 2005
JusT a DaY
So, today was just an ordinary day. Let's see wht happened... AwW shucks, nothing much happened today, but in Maths lesson, Zhan Shuo found a little caterpillar on his desk. It's soooooooo cute! He caught it and set it up a "man-made habitat" for it.
Atfer school, we went for lunch before having our maths peer tutoring program. But guess what? The canteen was crowded! So we bought food and drinks and ate it behind the councillor room, where we always meet every morning. When we went up, Miss Ho was already there. Me, Noriz, and some other people had to have extra remedial, at the old foyer. So I skipped choir and went for the remedial. I was doing nothing when the guys (one whole gang) came up. Alamak! So I ignored them. I waited for Suryana and Farhanah to be dismissed from choir. Slow pokes!
Woohoo! I finally can remember (though a bit slowly), that:
Sin = Opp / Hyp
Cos = Adj / Hyp
Tan = Opp / Adj
Ooh la La~
Atfer school, we went for lunch before having our maths peer tutoring program. But guess what? The canteen was crowded! So we bought food and drinks and ate it behind the councillor room, where we always meet every morning. When we went up, Miss Ho was already there. Me, Noriz, and some other people had to have extra remedial, at the old foyer. So I skipped choir and went for the remedial. I was doing nothing when the guys (one whole gang) came up. Alamak! So I ignored them. I waited for Suryana and Farhanah to be dismissed from choir. Slow pokes!
Woohoo! I finally can remember (though a bit slowly), that:
Sin = Opp / Hyp
Cos = Adj / Hyp
Tan = Opp / Adj
Ooh la La~
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
Ooh La La~
So today we went to school as usual. I took the bus again, and saw Biman at the bus stop again. Waited for awhile, then 15 and 21 came. So of course I took 21. I hate 15! I sat at the top deck. Then, the bus halted at Ritz bus stop, and I thought I saw Ritz going on the top deck and sitting in front. But the bus was crowded, and I can't see him, so I just thought that it was someone else.
Then got this indian man sat beside me. Some time during the journey, he fell asleep, and his freaking head kept nodding towards me. I feel like smaking his face with a paper, like what Vincent always do to me. Aha! Vincent, I didn't call you Vinny, did I??
So, we reach our bus stop (the indian man is still there, worse luck). I waited for everyone to go down first, before going down myself. But guess what? I'm not the last. There, in front, waiting for everyone to go down first like me, was Ritz. So I was right! It was him I saw.
During PE, we played some games with balls (don't think dirtY). We hit the ball all over the places, and Mardiana aimed the ball at Jodie's butt! It was unintentional, and we all laughed. Then skali, my butt also kena hit by another team's ball! ZzZ. Then Suryana threw the ball at KACANG! Unintentionally of course. It's contaminated! She touched it! EEEEEeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!! Too bad it didn't hit her though.. Then I hit the ball. And it sailed over to KACANG again!!!!!! DOUBLE EEEEEEWWWWWwwwwwwww!!!!!
Then there was one time when we lined up outside. It was for PE i think. Well Ritz was dunno some stupid stuff. He faced the back door with his hands outstretched and he spun round and round into the classrooms. Then he almosts hugged Suryana! She was like WTF? Then this Ritz, his reaction so funny! He frozed in mid-air, with his arms still outstretched and his face! LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Me and Suryana couldn't stop laughing!!!!!! We still find it funny now!!! And Danial saw all this too, he told me, "AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA FUNNY SIA HIS REACTION." LOL! Joke of the day!
Then got this indian man sat beside me. Some time during the journey, he fell asleep, and his freaking head kept nodding towards me. I feel like smaking his face with a paper, like what Vincent always do to me. Aha! Vincent, I didn't call you Vinny, did I??
So, we reach our bus stop (the indian man is still there, worse luck). I waited for everyone to go down first, before going down myself. But guess what? I'm not the last. There, in front, waiting for everyone to go down first like me, was Ritz. So I was right! It was him I saw.
During PE, we played some games with balls (don't think dirtY). We hit the ball all over the places, and Mardiana aimed the ball at Jodie's butt! It was unintentional, and we all laughed. Then skali, my butt also kena hit by another team's ball! ZzZ. Then Suryana threw the ball at KACANG! Unintentionally of course. It's contaminated! She touched it! EEEEEeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!! Too bad it didn't hit her though.. Then I hit the ball. And it sailed over to KACANG again!!!!!! DOUBLE EEEEEEWWWWWwwwwwwww!!!!!
Then there was one time when we lined up outside. It was for PE i think. Well Ritz was dunno some stupid stuff. He faced the back door with his hands outstretched and he spun round and round into the classrooms. Then he almosts hugged Suryana! She was like WTF? Then this Ritz, his reaction so funny! He frozed in mid-air, with his arms still outstretched and his face! LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Me and Suryana couldn't stop laughing!!!!!! We still find it funny now!!! And Danial saw all this too, he told me, "AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA FUNNY SIA HIS REACTION." LOL! Joke of the day!
Monday, July 11, 2005
All AbouT TodAY
Today was a very fun day! Particularly because TWO teachers did not come today, so 4 whole STRAIGHT periods gone! We, that is to say, Danial, Me, Mardiana and Suryana played every game we can think of!
After all the fun, I don't feel like going back to my original place. BORING! Mdm Zulaiha gave out the Drugs Awareness green badge; the green ribbon badge. Guess what Vincent thought it was? AIDS Awareness.. -.- How dumb can anyone get?
So she was droning on and on. It was quite interesting really, I like learning about these stuff. Well, while she was talking, Vinny did a STUPID thing. He blew into a plastic bag, and he popped it. It made a very loud sound, and needless to say, he got into trouble. Dumb stuff number 2.
After that, I ate Mee Rebus at school. My first time eating noodles in school! Then I ate cream puff. Yum yum! Then we chilled at the Fitness Corner before going to choir. We discovered that there was a new teacher in-charge of choir! He's a HE, and he looked like a sour prune. Ms Lye, the conductress, went to Hong Kong and did not come for choir. ARGHH! If I knew that, I would not have come!!
After we were released, we had fuun with Alice In Wonderland pop-up book! Me and Fana had a great time laughing, and it was one of the rare times when I laughed so hard with a friend!
After all the fun, I don't feel like going back to my original place. BORING! Mdm Zulaiha gave out the Drugs Awareness green badge; the green ribbon badge. Guess what Vincent thought it was? AIDS Awareness.. -.- How dumb can anyone get?
So she was droning on and on. It was quite interesting really, I like learning about these stuff. Well, while she was talking, Vinny did a STUPID thing. He blew into a plastic bag, and he popped it. It made a very loud sound, and needless to say, he got into trouble. Dumb stuff number 2.
After that, I ate Mee Rebus at school. My first time eating noodles in school! Then I ate cream puff. Yum yum! Then we chilled at the Fitness Corner before going to choir. We discovered that there was a new teacher in-charge of choir! He's a HE, and he looked like a sour prune. Ms Lye, the conductress, went to Hong Kong and did not come for choir. ARGHH! If I knew that, I would not have come!!
After we were released, we had fuun with Alice In Wonderland pop-up book! Me and Fana had a great time laughing, and it was one of the rare times when I laughed so hard with a friend!
Sunday, July 10, 2005
OuTinG!
Yesterday was such a fun day!! Now I am aching all over because of yesterday!
My mother tongue teacher brought us out to East Coast Park for an outing. I woke up at 7.30, go online, bathe and got ready. I smsed Mardiana what bus I'm taking so she can take the same bus as me too. We arrived and say Zahri and Sofy. A few seconds later, Suryana came. Then Atikah, followed by Farhanah. Gerald smsed me that Farhanah walked past him without noticing him. Lol jokes. We waited for the teacher. She was 5 minutes late.
We took 31. The queue was sooooo long! We waited a while before the bus arrived. To our delight, it was a double decker bus! So of course we sat on the top deck. It was such a long ride! 1 hour! And guess where we stopped? AT MARINE PARADE! I WASTED MY MONEY AND 1 AND A HALF HOUR TAKING TWO BUSES WHEN I CAN JUST TAKE 15 FOR 30 MINUTES!!
Ah well, but never mind, it was quite a fun ride. And maybe if I took 15, I will turn out like Ritz, who had waited more then half an hour for us. He messaged Mardiana, saying he felt like a stupid guy standing there alone. So maybe it was not such a loss after all. Okay, fine, I'm lying. I wished I took 15. I could go with Atikah. She also didnt know where we were going to stop, and told me that she felt like a stupid kid, going back and forth.
Once we reached there, we ate breakfast at Mc Donalds and while waiting for the rest to finish, Mardiana played Neopets and I watched her play. The internet connection was faster than our school's but the flash games were sooooooo slow! Like Mardiana said, it was a game for old ah mahs.
I was afraid that I forgot how to balance on the bike, so I forced Farhanah to ride with me. Then can paiseh together. At first I was wobbling on the bike, but soon I got the hang of it. Then Mardiana fell, trying to do a "STUNT". She got a few scratches and she bit her lips I think. Either that or she hit her lips. After Mardiana cleared up, Suryana wanted to try out the bicycle, and guess what. Suryana can ride the bike! But she said she can't! So, not wanting to feel left out, she decided to rent a bike and I accompanied her. I was on the bike, on the way to the rent shop, when Mardiana called. I told her that we were going to rent a bike for Suryana and she said, "Kk, wait for me, I'll be there."
So, we WAITED AND WAITED AND WAITED. Getting impatient, Suryana told me to call her again. And guess what? SHE WAS AT THE JETTY, WHICH WAS DAMN FAR AHEAD! SO MUCH FOR THE "Kk, wait for me, I"ll be there."
So we rented without Mardiana and cycled to where Mardiana and the rest was, and saw the guys along the way. So we rode together. It was further than we thought it was. So finally we reached there. Then all of us rode back again. And Farhanah could cycle already. Woohoo!
At one point of time, Me and Farhanah crashed together. I didnt know what happened, it was too fast. I think we were too near. I braked but it didnt help. I fell and had minor injuries, so I'm alright. And one of Farhanah's sandal's strap broke. THEN soon after that, my bicycle accidentally wheeled over her foot!
Then Mardi fell for the second time, because of a kid who was running in front of her. Mardiana swerved to the right to prevent crashing, but the kid ran to that side too! Then Mardiana fell. The kid stared down at her for a few seconds, and then ran back to his mother. I heard his little sister, a bit older than him, explaining what happened to their mum and their mum chided his little son. Her leg was injured in a way. I think her nerves were stretched or something.
Then, Mardiana fell again! I didn't know what happened, but I think she crashed into Farhanah or something. And her jeans tore! And not below either, but it was so high up! It was a big rip too! Lucky I noticed, or else she would have walked around with a hole in her pants! Then we took a break from cycling.
Soon after, Farhanah invited us to go cycling again, while teacher stayed with Mardiana. Atikah told me about a yellow lighthouse, and I didn,t know about it. So we went there. It was just a small lighthouse, and I saw some guys with a surfboard. As if they can surf! OOOoooohhhhhh!! What a bIgGGGg wave we have in Singapore!! They looked like real idiots.
Then we went back to where Mardiana and our teacher were. Our teacher decided it was time to go home. And poor Farhanah walked slower than an old grandma, trying to walk with her broken sandals on. Me and Atikah lagged behind with her while the rest are all happy happy walking in front.
Before gong home, we tried to find some shorts or pants for Mardiana, and I found a nice pink bermuda for a bomb of 16 bucks. And poor Farhanah couldn,t find a slipper so she had to walk with one of her sandals spoilt all the way to Parkway. On the way to finding a pair of slippers for her, we saw the pet shop, spectacles shop and the message place where XiaXue went before, as written in her blog.
In the end Farhanah found a slipper she liked, and she could walk properly again! Then we drank at the hawker centre and chit chat for a bit. Finally we decided to go home, and tired out, I slept at 9 that day!
It was a fun day while it lasted, and no doubt it will be the last outing with her, with Mardiana having these accidents.
My mother tongue teacher brought us out to East Coast Park for an outing. I woke up at 7.30, go online, bathe and got ready. I smsed Mardiana what bus I'm taking so she can take the same bus as me too. We arrived and say Zahri and Sofy. A few seconds later, Suryana came. Then Atikah, followed by Farhanah. Gerald smsed me that Farhanah walked past him without noticing him. Lol jokes. We waited for the teacher. She was 5 minutes late.
We took 31. The queue was sooooo long! We waited a while before the bus arrived. To our delight, it was a double decker bus! So of course we sat on the top deck. It was such a long ride! 1 hour! And guess where we stopped? AT MARINE PARADE! I WASTED MY MONEY AND 1 AND A HALF HOUR TAKING TWO BUSES WHEN I CAN JUST TAKE 15 FOR 30 MINUTES!!
Ah well, but never mind, it was quite a fun ride. And maybe if I took 15, I will turn out like Ritz, who had waited more then half an hour for us. He messaged Mardiana, saying he felt like a stupid guy standing there alone. So maybe it was not such a loss after all. Okay, fine, I'm lying. I wished I took 15. I could go with Atikah. She also didnt know where we were going to stop, and told me that she felt like a stupid kid, going back and forth.
Once we reached there, we ate breakfast at Mc Donalds and while waiting for the rest to finish, Mardiana played Neopets and I watched her play. The internet connection was faster than our school's but the flash games were sooooooo slow! Like Mardiana said, it was a game for old ah mahs.
I was afraid that I forgot how to balance on the bike, so I forced Farhanah to ride with me. Then can paiseh together. At first I was wobbling on the bike, but soon I got the hang of it. Then Mardiana fell, trying to do a "STUNT". She got a few scratches and she bit her lips I think. Either that or she hit her lips. After Mardiana cleared up, Suryana wanted to try out the bicycle, and guess what. Suryana can ride the bike! But she said she can't! So, not wanting to feel left out, she decided to rent a bike and I accompanied her. I was on the bike, on the way to the rent shop, when Mardiana called. I told her that we were going to rent a bike for Suryana and she said, "Kk, wait for me, I'll be there."
So, we WAITED AND WAITED AND WAITED. Getting impatient, Suryana told me to call her again. And guess what? SHE WAS AT THE JETTY, WHICH WAS DAMN FAR AHEAD! SO MUCH FOR THE "Kk, wait for me, I"ll be there."
So we rented without Mardiana and cycled to where Mardiana and the rest was, and saw the guys along the way. So we rode together. It was further than we thought it was. So finally we reached there. Then all of us rode back again. And Farhanah could cycle already. Woohoo!
At one point of time, Me and Farhanah crashed together. I didnt know what happened, it was too fast. I think we were too near. I braked but it didnt help. I fell and had minor injuries, so I'm alright. And one of Farhanah's sandal's strap broke. THEN soon after that, my bicycle accidentally wheeled over her foot!
Then Mardi fell for the second time, because of a kid who was running in front of her. Mardiana swerved to the right to prevent crashing, but the kid ran to that side too! Then Mardiana fell. The kid stared down at her for a few seconds, and then ran back to his mother. I heard his little sister, a bit older than him, explaining what happened to their mum and their mum chided his little son. Her leg was injured in a way. I think her nerves were stretched or something.
Then, Mardiana fell again! I didn't know what happened, but I think she crashed into Farhanah or something. And her jeans tore! And not below either, but it was so high up! It was a big rip too! Lucky I noticed, or else she would have walked around with a hole in her pants! Then we took a break from cycling.
Soon after, Farhanah invited us to go cycling again, while teacher stayed with Mardiana. Atikah told me about a yellow lighthouse, and I didn,t know about it. So we went there. It was just a small lighthouse, and I saw some guys with a surfboard. As if they can surf! OOOoooohhhhhh!! What a bIgGGGg wave we have in Singapore!! They looked like real idiots.
Then we went back to where Mardiana and our teacher were. Our teacher decided it was time to go home. And poor Farhanah walked slower than an old grandma, trying to walk with her broken sandals on. Me and Atikah lagged behind with her while the rest are all happy happy walking in front.
Before gong home, we tried to find some shorts or pants for Mardiana, and I found a nice pink bermuda for a bomb of 16 bucks. And poor Farhanah couldn,t find a slipper so she had to walk with one of her sandals spoilt all the way to Parkway. On the way to finding a pair of slippers for her, we saw the pet shop, spectacles shop and the message place where XiaXue went before, as written in her blog.
In the end Farhanah found a slipper she liked, and she could walk properly again! Then we drank at the hawker centre and chit chat for a bit. Finally we decided to go home, and tired out, I slept at 9 that day!
It was a fun day while it lasted, and no doubt it will be the last outing with her, with Mardiana having these accidents.
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
SloW PokE
I'm in my school computer lab now. This computer is sooo damn slow, I gave up playing games..
I played Yahoo Towers but luck's not on my side, so I gave up. I wouldn't want to lost all my ratings!! 0.o I tried chatting on Neopets, but it's so slow that I changed my mind. I ended up blogging, as you can see.. I wish this period will go oneand on. It's supposed to be PE, but Mr Peh didn't come I think, so here we are, in the computer lab.
Mardiana's beside me now, playing a game, dunno what, and keep talking to herself. She just said, "You waannt, banana?" 0.O 10 more minutes till recess.. Arghh.. I forgot to bring my Maths today!! I thought I brought, but then in class I realised I didn't! AAAAHHHH!!
Zhan Shuo was playing Batman or something, adnd Gerald and He Wei go tease and disturb him..... LOL... so bad sia... And Mardiana just said, "And you stupid monkey, this is for you, yeh yeh yeh yeh", and keep pressing furiously on the keyboard. And she did not realised that the teacher in-charge is standing behind her.
Talking to yourself is a bad habit, but it keeps people entertained. >.<
Sunday, July 03, 2005
Bloody Sister
My sister is sooooo bloody irritating. We don't get to see my father everyday, yet when it's the weekend, and when I told my father we're coming later to see him and do housework for him, she will make up some lame excuses not to go.
Correction. I'M the one who do his housework for him while her butt is stuck to the sofa.
I guess all the stuff she wrote about my father are all just pretence.
Correction. I'M the one who do his housework for him while her butt is stuck to the sofa.
I guess all the stuff she wrote about my father are all just pretence.
Friday, July 01, 2005
RenT A RooM?!?!?
Okay, I've been receiving phone calls by a lot of China students lately. Apparently, they are looking for a room to rent. HOW DO THEY KNOW OUR NUMBER?!?!??! It's irritating, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE THE OPERATOR and the others in the house are useless gits.
I had asked one of the China callers, where did she get our number, and she quickly said they will call back later, which she didn't for your information. Obviously avoiding the question. I really want to know who gave out our number dammit!
I had asked one of the China callers, where did she get our number, and she quickly said they will call back later, which she didn't for your information. Obviously avoiding the question. I really want to know who gave out our number dammit!
She Just Wanted To Hurt Me
Oh I was soooooooo damnn bored I just had to make a crappy story to keep me sane from boredome.
She just wanted to hurt me
Eva, Brittany, and Chelsea have been best friends--a trio--since elementary school: eating lunch together every day; chatting on the phone all night; spending each weekend shopping together; sharing secrets, confidences, triumphs, and tragedies. Brittany has a great boyfriend, and she can't ask for more. But little by little, things begins to change. Eva and Chelsea often left her out and not spending time with her at all. She feels jealous and left out. This went on for sometime and hard feelings are brewing. Although Brittany longs to tell her friends how hurt she is over their lack of interaction with her lately, she fears her words will be perceived as petulance. She keeps her hurt inside, for the sake of friendship; not wanting their relationship to fall to pieces.
After some time, however, Brittany's boyfriend, too, starts to act different. He seemed almost edgy when she's around, like he has something to hide. Gradually, Bryson seems to avoid Brittany. She is upset than ever, and her friends come to her side to comfort her. Brittany begins to change her mind about Eva and Chelsea. Brittany is ever so thankful to her two friends, especially Eva. She has made her feel much better, and Brittany is so grateful to have such wonderful friends.
That coming Saturday, she decides to go to the mall to buy something for her friends as a token of gratitude. She gazes through the windows of every shop. An item in a shop caught her eye. She looked through the window, and takes a double look. Her breath caught in her throat. The vision in her eyes blurred, but she holds her head high and she marches in the shop. Without warning, she slaps Bryson and Eva. Stunned and taken aback, both of them let go of each others hands. Tears well up in Brittany's eyes, and she rushes out onto the road, only to be hit by an oncoming car.
She just wanted to hurt me
Eva, Brittany, and Chelsea have been best friends--a trio--since elementary school: eating lunch together every day; chatting on the phone all night; spending each weekend shopping together; sharing secrets, confidences, triumphs, and tragedies. Brittany has a great boyfriend, and she can't ask for more. But little by little, things begins to change. Eva and Chelsea often left her out and not spending time with her at all. She feels jealous and left out. This went on for sometime and hard feelings are brewing. Although Brittany longs to tell her friends how hurt she is over their lack of interaction with her lately, she fears her words will be perceived as petulance. She keeps her hurt inside, for the sake of friendship; not wanting their relationship to fall to pieces.
After some time, however, Brittany's boyfriend, too, starts to act different. He seemed almost edgy when she's around, like he has something to hide. Gradually, Bryson seems to avoid Brittany. She is upset than ever, and her friends come to her side to comfort her. Brittany begins to change her mind about Eva and Chelsea. Brittany is ever so thankful to her two friends, especially Eva. She has made her feel much better, and Brittany is so grateful to have such wonderful friends.
That coming Saturday, she decides to go to the mall to buy something for her friends as a token of gratitude. She gazes through the windows of every shop. An item in a shop caught her eye. She looked through the window, and takes a double look. Her breath caught in her throat. The vision in her eyes blurred, but she holds her head high and she marches in the shop. Without warning, she slaps Bryson and Eva. Stunned and taken aback, both of them let go of each others hands. Tears well up in Brittany's eyes, and she rushes out onto the road, only to be hit by an oncoming car.
SheLL
okay I've just realised that Shell, my friend from the past, has written about me in her blog on the 25th of June about my help with her guestbook.
This is what she wrote:
June 25
Haz, you rock the world!!
Gotta give a shout out to my "friend from the future"!! (She lives in Singapore; while it's the wee hours of Saturday morning here, it's the middle of Sunday afternoon there.) I couldn't get the link for that damnable guest map to work. I just decided to give up.....it's easier that way. Then we started chatting and I mentioned that was what I had been doing and she said "Give me the code, I'll do it for you." She fixed it in less than 30 seconds!! Cuz she's some sorta genius!! And of course I'm a complete airhead. So, Haz, you totally rock the freakin' world! I can feel it shakin' all the way over here on the other side!! LOL!! Thanx soooooooo much!!!
Sweet.
This is what she wrote:
June 25
Haz, you rock the world!!
Gotta give a shout out to my "friend from the future"!! (She lives in Singapore; while it's the wee hours of Saturday morning here, it's the middle of Sunday afternoon there.) I couldn't get the link for that damnable guest map to work. I just decided to give up.....it's easier that way. Then we started chatting and I mentioned that was what I had been doing and she said "Give me the code, I'll do it for you." She fixed it in less than 30 seconds!! Cuz she's some sorta genius!! And of course I'm a complete airhead. So, Haz, you totally rock the freakin' world! I can feel it shakin' all the way over here on the other side!! LOL!! Thanx soooooooo much!!!
Sweet.
Thursday, June 30, 2005
BoreDomE
Ok I'm blogging to wash my boredome away. I'm waiting for midnight to come, I wanna watch One Tree Hill! Ok, I'm probably going to fall asleep in class tomorrow, but who cares? Yay! Tomorrow is Friday already! That is fast! The first week of school is gone!
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
uPdaTes
WooT! The two duets, aka Suryana and Farhanah, just made S. Freakz proud!! They entered the Malay Talentime and they got 2nd place!! Farhanah wasn't satisfied, but at least they they deserved the title! Not only that, but Farhanah was made a councillor!! She's officially a councillor next week!!!
They were the first one up the stage, and they were so shocked, ,and Suryana was like so blur! Honestly, I was sooooooooooooooooooooooo damn scared when they went up the stage to perform! Suryana faltered at first, but then soon she got her courage back, and Farhanah was like made for the stage! I screamed and cheered for them as loud as I could all the time, until my throat was so hoarse!!!
My best friend from my primary school gave me a nice sleek black wallet. It's damn nice! Thanks Sha~!
Ugh. I'm already going back home late on the FIRST WEEK of school! Stuff and bother.
My family suscribed to digital cable few days ago. It's soo cool! You can play GAMES there! There are other functions too of course.. Hm... There's the Video Mosaic Button, which allows you to preview ALL channel at once, and the Info Button, which states the show's info, like the title, time and the sysnoses. The TV Guide gives you access to information such as the program schedules, sypnoses, cast and crew and available audio tracks, and the Alert Program which allows you to set up reminders to alert you when your favourite programmes are about to start. Cool huh?
My father went to laser his eyes last Tuesday. It's soooo expensive for a fast job! My family is going broke man! His going to laser another eye next week.. Haiz. Another thousand bucks gone.
Oh yea just now, during the Malay Talentime, a cute little lost sparrow came into the hall, flying everywhere. Before it found it's way out, it swooped down to this older guy sitting in front of us. He screamed and almost toppled over in his chair. Fancy a guy scared of a little bird!! Me and Mardiana had a good laugh. My stomach hurt laughing so hard! We can't stop laughing for a long time until Farhanah told us to 'chill and give him a break'!!
They were the first one up the stage, and they were so shocked, ,and Suryana was like so blur! Honestly, I was sooooooooooooooooooooooo damn scared when they went up the stage to perform! Suryana faltered at first, but then soon she got her courage back, and Farhanah was like made for the stage! I screamed and cheered for them as loud as I could all the time, until my throat was so hoarse!!!
My best friend from my primary school gave me a nice sleek black wallet. It's damn nice! Thanks Sha~!
Ugh. I'm already going back home late on the FIRST WEEK of school! Stuff and bother.
My family suscribed to digital cable few days ago. It's soo cool! You can play GAMES there! There are other functions too of course.. Hm... There's the Video Mosaic Button, which allows you to preview ALL channel at once, and the Info Button, which states the show's info, like the title, time and the sysnoses. The TV Guide gives you access to information such as the program schedules, sypnoses, cast and crew and available audio tracks, and the Alert Program which allows you to set up reminders to alert you when your favourite programmes are about to start. Cool huh?
My father went to laser his eyes last Tuesday. It's soooo expensive for a fast job! My family is going broke man! His going to laser another eye next week.. Haiz. Another thousand bucks gone.
Oh yea just now, during the Malay Talentime, a cute little lost sparrow came into the hall, flying everywhere. Before it found it's way out, it swooped down to this older guy sitting in front of us. He screamed and almost toppled over in his chair. Fancy a guy scared of a little bird!! Me and Mardiana had a good laugh. My stomach hurt laughing so hard! We can't stop laughing for a long time until Farhanah told us to 'chill and give him a break'!!
Sunday, June 26, 2005
Random Rants
So now I'm the HTML and Web helper. I helped one of my friends with his blog, and just yesterday I help Shell with her guestmap. She was frustrated because the code Bravenet gave her didn't seem to work.... "everything is there, but the link that says "click here to view guest map" doesn't do anything....but the other stupid one that links you to the map site works fine........sure, cuz it's free advertising" she told me.
I helped her and she was ecstatic, as seen by my tagboard and told me to "be the first one posted on the map. Bravenet people don't count." So I did, and needless to say, not counting the "bravenet people", I was the first one to post.
Mardiana told me that she lost her watch during the barbeque outing with her band friends last Thursday. She and her band friends were throwing rocks, seeing who can throw higher. He last attempt was the best, and it so happens that her watch was also flung into the sea.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! School is opening officially opening in a few hours time!!! Hols end too fast! It's stupid really, when I was bored during the holidays, I longed for school, and when there's school, I wished for a holiday. How ironic.
Anyway there was choir on last Friday. I waited HALF AN HOUR for Suryana and Farhanah, only to waste my time. I wasn't exactly happy at that moment. Well, it's their lost. They missed quite a lot. We've done Let It Shine! until the end, and we're learning a new foreign song, Te Quiero, which means I Adore You. I think I'm gonna do graphics again. I missed doing them. I volunteered to do a blogskin for my sister but she doesn't know what kind of layout she wants. Oh yes, by the way, another friend of mine asked me about blogskin a few minutes ago.... ZzzZ -.-
Oh yes this morning I got ready for my religious class. I was getting dressed in my sister's room (who, as usual, is sleeping like a log). My sharp eye spotted a lizard on the wall, near my sister's head (her bed is against the wall by the way). I kept an eye the lizard, debating whether or not to wake my sister up. The sight of her screaming her head of would be fun, but I decided to let her sleep. But the lizard thought otherwise. It crept nearer to my sis, and I just had to wake her up. I shouted, "Wake up! Got lizard! Wake up!"
She immediately jumped off the bed in panic and shrieked. She wasn't wearing her glasses and she couldn't see the lizard. I took my eyes off the lizard for a while and told my sister put on her specs. Then I moved my eyes to the wall, and guess what. The lizard is no longer there!
My sister was paranoid. She shook her blanket, just to make sure the lizard wasn't there. She took a long time to settle down to sleep AGAIN.
I helped her and she was ecstatic, as seen by my tagboard and told me to "be the first one posted on the map. Bravenet people don't count." So I did, and needless to say, not counting the "bravenet people", I was the first one to post.
Mardiana told me that she lost her watch during the barbeque outing with her band friends last Thursday. She and her band friends were throwing rocks, seeing who can throw higher. He last attempt was the best, and it so happens that her watch was also flung into the sea.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! School is opening officially opening in a few hours time!!! Hols end too fast! It's stupid really, when I was bored during the holidays, I longed for school, and when there's school, I wished for a holiday. How ironic.
Anyway there was choir on last Friday. I waited HALF AN HOUR for Suryana and Farhanah, only to waste my time. I wasn't exactly happy at that moment. Well, it's their lost. They missed quite a lot. We've done Let It Shine! until the end, and we're learning a new foreign song, Te Quiero, which means I Adore You. I think I'm gonna do graphics again. I missed doing them. I volunteered to do a blogskin for my sister but she doesn't know what kind of layout she wants. Oh yes, by the way, another friend of mine asked me about blogskin a few minutes ago.... ZzzZ -.-
Oh yes this morning I got ready for my religious class. I was getting dressed in my sister's room (who, as usual, is sleeping like a log). My sharp eye spotted a lizard on the wall, near my sister's head (her bed is against the wall by the way). I kept an eye the lizard, debating whether or not to wake my sister up. The sight of her screaming her head of would be fun, but I decided to let her sleep. But the lizard thought otherwise. It crept nearer to my sis, and I just had to wake her up. I shouted, "Wake up! Got lizard! Wake up!"
She immediately jumped off the bed in panic and shrieked. She wasn't wearing her glasses and she couldn't see the lizard. I took my eyes off the lizard for a while and told my sister put on her specs. Then I moved my eyes to the wall, and guess what. The lizard is no longer there!
My sister was paranoid. She shook her blanket, just to make sure the lizard wasn't there. She took a long time to settle down to sleep AGAIN.
Thursday, June 16, 2005
JokeS
Found these jokes at DollieCrave..
A True Senior Moment
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and
after eating, the wives left the table and went into the
kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said,
"Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really
great. I would recommend it very highly."
The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the
name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know...
the one that is red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes," the man said and then he turned toward the kitchen and
yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to
last night?"
Things a Mother would never say.
1.How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
2.Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
3.Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
4.Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed
and walk him every day.
5.That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
6.Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
7.The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like
I'm running a prison around here.
8.Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
9.Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
10.Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.
Oink Quack
A big, fat lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm.
The bartender says," Hey, where'd you get the pig." She says,
"It's not a pig it's a duck." He says, "I was talking to the
duck."
He is not stupid!
Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.
Little Jimmy stood up, alone.
Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?"
"No," Jimmy said. "But I didn't want you standing up there alone."
Confused Child
Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.
"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse",she said, so Johnny unbuttons her blouse
and takes it off. "O.K., now take off my skirt", and he takes off her skirt. "Now take off my
bra", which he does.
"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties". Johnny finishes removing these too.
His mother then says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school anymore!
The seal
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.
The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.
"What are you doing," his mother asked
"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
The nice guy
A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"
The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down.
As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you ok, dear?"
The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me."
The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey."
A True Senior Moment
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and
after eating, the wives left the table and went into the
kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said,
"Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really
great. I would recommend it very highly."
The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the
name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know...
the one that is red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes," the man said and then he turned toward the kitchen and
yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to
last night?"
Things a Mother would never say.
1.How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
2.Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
3.Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
4.Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed
and walk him every day.
5.That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
6.Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
7.The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like
I'm running a prison around here.
8.Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
9.Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
10.Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.
Oink Quack
A big, fat lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm.
The bartender says," Hey, where'd you get the pig." She says,
"It's not a pig it's a duck." He says, "I was talking to the
duck."
He is not stupid!
Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.
Little Jimmy stood up, alone.
Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?"
"No," Jimmy said. "But I didn't want you standing up there alone."
Confused Child
Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.
"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse",she said, so Johnny unbuttons her blouse
and takes it off. "O.K., now take off my skirt", and he takes off her skirt. "Now take off my
bra", which he does.
"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties". Johnny finishes removing these too.
His mother then says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school anymore!
The seal
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.
The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.
"What are you doing," his mother asked
"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
The nice guy
A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"
The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down.
As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you ok, dear?"
The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me."
The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey."
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Aaaaah`
wOOt! Only Maths left!! Lalalala.. Wakakaka.. Ok I'm so bored. What to do.. Play Road Rash? Hmm.. Long time no play.. Read book? Later.. Watch tv? Can't.. My grandmother is hogging it..
Oh yes I watch Miss Universe last night.. It was Peru, I THINK, that nearly fall during the SwimSuit parade. It was so embarrassing... And funny.. But yea seriously, I felt so embarrassed for her. Lucky she didn't fall. That would be worse..
Oh yes I watch Miss Universe last night.. It was Peru, I THINK, that nearly fall during the SwimSuit parade. It was so embarrassing... And funny.. But yea seriously, I felt so embarrassed for her. Lucky she didn't fall. That would be worse..
A PennY FoR YouR ThoughtS
Okay, only 15 days to school. What a boring holiday. OH SHIT I forgot to watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer yesterday!! *Mental note* Remember to watch today.
Mmm... Let's see what homework I have. Maths and Lit. I reckon I will do Lit first. I have yet to practice my Maths. Groans.
My sister managed to ask my father for a holiday with us. He told us to choose a location. As if we will have time to go, school will be opening in two weeks time!
For your information, I'm writing this is my handphone. I can't get to sleep, it's midnight now. I can hear the midnight news blasting on the radio in my grandmother's room next door.
-written at 12.02 am.
Mmm... Let's see what homework I have. Maths and Lit. I reckon I will do Lit first. I have yet to practice my Maths. Groans.
My sister managed to ask my father for a holiday with us. He told us to choose a location. As if we will have time to go, school will be opening in two weeks time!
For your information, I'm writing this is my handphone. I can't get to sleep, it's midnight now. I can hear the midnight news blasting on the radio in my grandmother's room next door.
-written at 12.02 am.
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
LoveLy MemorieS
I just came back from the airport. We went there to meet our relatives who are departing for Jeddah. We did not stay long though, as my sister had to meet a friend. So my father sent her to Parkway Parade and me home.
On the way home, we took a route that bypass my primary school best friend's house at Amber Garden. To my pleasant surprise, my father remembered. "Turn left and you will reach Scarlett's house right? Amber Garden?" he said.
Then we drove pass the old Haig Girl's School (my primary school). I looked at the creepy building and felt a pang as I remembered myself as a kid (7 and 8 years old) in that eerie building. The times when me and my friend played there, the times when our imagination ran wild on every rainy day, the times when we hung out at the bookshop buying some mumbo jumbo there, the fun we had.
I remembered once when it rained and flooded. We were having Malay lessons in the small building separating from the main building itself. Some of my friends were excited and gave excuses that they wanted to go to the toilet, so they can walk barefooted in the flood. I did nothing of the sort though.
I used to miss my school bus a couple of times because I was in the canteen, where it was located at quite a distance from the gate. Luckily though, I managed to get a ride from one of my friends or another.
Then we passed the new Haig Girl's School building, of which I studied there when I was 9 - 12 years old. I gazed at it, and felt another pang. It was so deserted, so peaceful. That was the building in which I had made real friends. The 3 of us did everything together. We were, as you can say, inseparable.
There was one period of time, in the holidays, in which we had to come back to shool. It was Primary 6. Me and Scarlett, being animal lovers, often come earlier to meet the 4 dogs that were always walking and playing in the field nearby. Raki, a lovely golden retriever, and Spot, an energetic King Charles Spaniel, belongs to one family. A black French bulldog and another little brown dog, forgot what breed, belongs to another. I forgot both of the dogs name, pity.
Spot and Raki lived in a big house behind our school, that overlooked from our classroom. We sat beside the window and often gazed out, searching for the dogs in the big garden. When we heard a sharp bark, we would immediately crane our necks to see the garden below.
If only Prim ary 6 was forever....
On the way home, we took a route that bypass my primary school best friend's house at Amber Garden. To my pleasant surprise, my father remembered. "Turn left and you will reach Scarlett's house right? Amber Garden?" he said.
Then we drove pass the old Haig Girl's School (my primary school). I looked at the creepy building and felt a pang as I remembered myself as a kid (7 and 8 years old) in that eerie building. The times when me and my friend played there, the times when our imagination ran wild on every rainy day, the times when we hung out at the bookshop buying some mumbo jumbo there, the fun we had.
I remembered once when it rained and flooded. We were having Malay lessons in the small building separating from the main building itself. Some of my friends were excited and gave excuses that they wanted to go to the toilet, so they can walk barefooted in the flood. I did nothing of the sort though.
I used to miss my school bus a couple of times because I was in the canteen, where it was located at quite a distance from the gate. Luckily though, I managed to get a ride from one of my friends or another.
Then we passed the new Haig Girl's School building, of which I studied there when I was 9 - 12 years old. I gazed at it, and felt another pang. It was so deserted, so peaceful. That was the building in which I had made real friends. The 3 of us did everything together. We were, as you can say, inseparable.
There was one period of time, in the holidays, in which we had to come back to shool. It was Primary 6. Me and Scarlett, being animal lovers, often come earlier to meet the 4 dogs that were always walking and playing in the field nearby. Raki, a lovely golden retriever, and Spot, an energetic King Charles Spaniel, belongs to one family. A black French bulldog and another little brown dog, forgot what breed, belongs to another. I forgot both of the dogs name, pity.
Spot and Raki lived in a big house behind our school, that overlooked from our classroom. We sat beside the window and often gazed out, searching for the dogs in the big garden. When we heard a sharp bark, we would immediately crane our necks to see the garden below.
If only Prim ary 6 was forever....
StupiD PhonE CallS
Okay, so what's with these phone calls?? What phone calls, you ask? Well, the phone rings and you rush to pick it up just to hear the dial tone. It's very irritating, especially when you are the one who rushes to pick up the phone. Apparently, my friend is a victim too. Is it a prank call or is there something wrong with the centre?
Michael Jackson..... Innocent?!?!?
AHHH! *hides under rock* MICHAEL JACKSON IS INNOCENT!!!!!! AHHH!!! ARE THEY CRAZY!!! HIDE THE CHILDREN!!! OMG! I can't believe it!
" "This is going to be the worst part of the trial, even though he has been concerned about being vilified and the untruths that he has had to sit here and listen to," he said.
The jurors in the Michael Jackson child abuse case have ended their first hours of deliberations, and now have a weekend break.
Earlier today, the jury heard the closing arguments in the bitter four-month trial.
Jackson, 46, has pleaded not guilty to 10 charges of molesting his teenage accuser in 2003.
He faces more than 20 years in prison if he is convicted.
Jackson's spokeswoman Ramone Bain says although the trial itself was difficult, the wait for the verdict will be worse.
"This is going to be the worst part of the trial, even though he has been concerned about being vilified and the untruths that he has had to sit here and listen to," he said.
" This is the hardest part now, the waiting game."
Earlier, Judge Rodney Melville told the eight women and four men of the panel to start their deliberations by selecting a foreperson.
"You are not partisans or advocates in this matter, you are the impartial judges of the facts," he told them.
The trial judge told jurors each one of them must strive to make up their minds, but also warned them not to hesitate to change their opinions if they felt it was right.
Judge Melville also told Jackson he could remain at his Neverland estate until a verdict is reached.
"Mr Jackson, I have no problem with you being at your residence," he said.
The jury was sent out after prosecutor Ron Zonen wrapped up his rebuttal of the defence closing arguments.
"You just witnessed the seven worst minutes of this young man's life,"
Mr Zonen said after playing a video for jurors of a police interview with Jackson's alleged victim filmed in July 2003.
Jackson's chief defence lawyer earlier urged jurors to acquit the singer, saying the case was built on "lies, innuendo and exaggeration".
After four months of court proceedings, Thomas Mesereau said the family of Jackson's teenage sex accuser were liars and scam artists and that prosecutors had failed to prove the singer's guilt.
He accused prosecutors of telling jurors of alleged previous and uncharged cases of sex abuse by Jackson only to smear the star.
Message From Michael Jackson's Parents/Family:
We wish to thank the fans, for their zealous support for our son. Without the supporting fans, we wouldn't have been able to get through these days, and final days. The parents of Michael wish for all to know, that they appreciated their voices as they leave their vehicles to enter the court. They are pleased to hear the words, "Fight Fight, Michael, Fight." They wish for all the fans -- supporters that come to the court in Santa Maria, to know that they thank you, and that they love you all. "
Wow I can't believe they said he's innocent. Well, I don't know about that but I know he's a psycho.
" "This is going to be the worst part of the trial, even though he has been concerned about being vilified and the untruths that he has had to sit here and listen to," he said.
The jurors in the Michael Jackson child abuse case have ended their first hours of deliberations, and now have a weekend break.
Earlier today, the jury heard the closing arguments in the bitter four-month trial.
Jackson, 46, has pleaded not guilty to 10 charges of molesting his teenage accuser in 2003.
He faces more than 20 years in prison if he is convicted.
Jackson's spokeswoman Ramone Bain says although the trial itself was difficult, the wait for the verdict will be worse.
"This is going to be the worst part of the trial, even though he has been concerned about being vilified and the untruths that he has had to sit here and listen to," he said.
" This is the hardest part now, the waiting game."
Earlier, Judge Rodney Melville told the eight women and four men of the panel to start their deliberations by selecting a foreperson.
"You are not partisans or advocates in this matter, you are the impartial judges of the facts," he told them.
The trial judge told jurors each one of them must strive to make up their minds, but also warned them not to hesitate to change their opinions if they felt it was right.
Judge Melville also told Jackson he could remain at his Neverland estate until a verdict is reached.
"Mr Jackson, I have no problem with you being at your residence," he said.
The jury was sent out after prosecutor Ron Zonen wrapped up his rebuttal of the defence closing arguments.
"You just witnessed the seven worst minutes of this young man's life,"
Mr Zonen said after playing a video for jurors of a police interview with Jackson's alleged victim filmed in July 2003.
Jackson's chief defence lawyer earlier urged jurors to acquit the singer, saying the case was built on "lies, innuendo and exaggeration".
After four months of court proceedings, Thomas Mesereau said the family of Jackson's teenage sex accuser were liars and scam artists and that prosecutors had failed to prove the singer's guilt.
He accused prosecutors of telling jurors of alleged previous and uncharged cases of sex abuse by Jackson only to smear the star.
Message From Michael Jackson's Parents/Family:
We wish to thank the fans, for their zealous support for our son. Without the supporting fans, we wouldn't have been able to get through these days, and final days. The parents of Michael wish for all to know, that they appreciated their voices as they leave their vehicles to enter the court. They are pleased to hear the words, "Fight Fight, Michael, Fight." They wish for all the fans -- supporters that come to the court in Santa Maria, to know that they thank you, and that they love you all. "
Wow I can't believe they said he's innocent. Well, I don't know about that but I know he's a psycho.
....
I watched Ever After AGAIN on Star Movies last night. Must have been my 100th time wathing the show! But I love it, and I like Drew Barrymore too.. The first time I watched it was maybe.. 3 years back? I like these kind of movie, like Ella Enchanted...

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Monday, June 13, 2005
HeavY BuM?
Oh yea I forgot to post about this. Last Sunday, I went to religious class. It was sOOooOOo BORING! I didn't even pay attention! I read a book! LOL!! I only stop reading when she recite some prayers.
There was a girl sitting infront of me. She looks like the friendly type. Probably a year older than me. Anyway I was daydreaming of nothing when suddenly the girl gave out a startled cry. The seat of her chair broke down and her butt was half through the rim of the chair with no support. I really really really wanted to laugh out loud, but miraculously, I managed to bottled it in. Ok I can barely type, just remembering the incident makes me howl in laughter...
There was a girl sitting infront of me. She looks like the friendly type. Probably a year older than me. Anyway I was daydreaming of nothing when suddenly the girl gave out a startled cry. The seat of her chair broke down and her butt was half through the rim of the chair with no support. I really really really wanted to laugh out loud, but miraculously, I managed to bottled it in. Ok I can barely type, just remembering the incident makes me howl in laughter...
GobLet of Fire
Oh yea, I forgot to mention, you can view the GoF trailer here. You need QuickTime for it though.
The trailer looks sooo cool I can't wait to watch it! Takes a long time to buffer though. I suddenly remembered that Harry's robes are black. NOW I remembered, it's supposed to be GREEN isn't it?? "To match Harry's eyes" was the reason Mrs Weasly gave. Lucky I didn't realise it sooner, it will irk me. I know these are all small details, but I prefer if the movie stick as close as possible to the book...
Oh yea.. Hermione's wearing a DRESS when she's supposed to wear dress ROBES.
Another reason that irk me.
But hey, but just because I'm complaining doesn't mean I can't sit back and enjoy the show~! =)
While you are here, might as well view this. You'll see scenes you have never seen before and interviews of the trio.
The trailer looks sooo cool I can't wait to watch it! Takes a long time to buffer though. I suddenly remembered that Harry's robes are black. NOW I remembered, it's supposed to be GREEN isn't it?? "To match Harry's eyes" was the reason Mrs Weasly gave. Lucky I didn't realise it sooner, it will irk me. I know these are all small details, but I prefer if the movie stick as close as possible to the book...
Oh yea.. Hermione's wearing a DRESS when she's supposed to wear dress ROBES.
Another reason that irk me.
But hey, but just because I'm complaining doesn't mean I can't sit back and enjoy the show~! =)
While you are here, might as well view this. You'll see scenes you have never seen before and interviews of the trio.
GobLet Of FirE Movie
Arghhh I just heard that Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie is only 3 hours!! WHAT??!?! Only 3 HOURS?? How are they possibly going to include all the info??
i feel like thrashing something in frustration.
What's been cut:
1. The SPEW storyline
2. Opening scene with the Dursleys
3. The Hogwarts express (there are shots of it, but nothing in the train,)
4. The wand weighing
What's still in:
1. Creepy opening scene with Voldemort, Wormtail and Nagini
2. The Dark Mark scene
3. The "Potter Stinks" bit, the skrewts, the horntail challenge
4. The merpeople challenge
5. The final challenge, although the spider may NOT be in it
6. The Sphinx, Dobby, Winky, the Portkeys, Crouch freaking out, the Pensieve scene and Cedric's end
Things that are drastically cut:
1. Yule Ball
2. Quidditch World Cup
3. Rita Skeeter stuff
4. Harry stressing over the egg clue
5. Snape scenes
6. Hagrid and Maxine love story (it's there, but just reduced to a few brief moments for humor)
7. Dumbledore's humor
Arghhh i wanna see the Yule Ball and the Quidditch World Cup! and the Hogwarts express.. I dunno why but i always liked seeing them in the train..
i feel like thrashing something in frustration.
What's been cut:
1. The SPEW storyline
2. Opening scene with the Dursleys
3. The Hogwarts express (there are shots of it, but nothing in the train,)
4. The wand weighing
What's still in:
1. Creepy opening scene with Voldemort, Wormtail and Nagini
2. The Dark Mark scene
3. The "Potter Stinks" bit, the skrewts, the horntail challenge
4. The merpeople challenge
5. The final challenge, although the spider may NOT be in it
6. The Sphinx, Dobby, Winky, the Portkeys, Crouch freaking out, the Pensieve scene and Cedric's end
Things that are drastically cut:
1. Yule Ball
2. Quidditch World Cup
3. Rita Skeeter stuff
4. Harry stressing over the egg clue
5. Snape scenes
6. Hagrid and Maxine love story (it's there, but just reduced to a few brief moments for humor)
7. Dumbledore's humor
Arghhh i wanna see the Yule Ball and the Quidditch World Cup! and the Hogwarts express.. I dunno why but i always liked seeing them in the train..
The Guru
I watched The Guru with my mum last night, until 1 am. Very funny show, it's a comedy. But I don't wonder why it's rated 16..
Ahhh bored. Bored. BORED!! What to do? Besides blogging my boredome out. Eat? Hmmm.. I haven't eaten my lunch yet. I'll do that now.
Ahhh bored. Bored. BORED!! What to do? Besides blogging my boredome out. Eat? Hmmm.. I haven't eaten my lunch yet. I'll do that now.
Saturday, June 11, 2005
whaT a TimE!
Yesterday, I went to school to decorate my class. We got ready to go at 5.45 evening, but by the time we finished clearing up the class, it was 6.15! We got up to go home, but guess what! All the gates are locked! We were in deep fix. My friend, I can see, was panicking. Luckily, we saw Ms Ang and she hailed out to her. She found a teacher who had the keys and soon we were on the way home....
Friday, June 10, 2005
HapPy BirThdAy
So yesterday was my birthday. At midnight, some of my friends wished me a happy birthday. I love being 13! To think now I'm 14. Bleh.
The following morning, I went online as usual. 2 of my friends had kindly dropped me a testimonial each, wishing me happy birthday, and people were MSN Messaging me wishing me a happy birthday too.. I didn't even know some of them knew when my birthday was.
My friend from the past, Shell, sent me a greeting card. How thoughtful.. My father came in the afternoon to deliver a nice a delicious birthday cake. It was chocolate! Yum yum. I cut a slice for him too, and I'm gonna give another one to Mardiana today. He also gave a a hundred bucks for my birthday money. =]
My sister bought me a whole set of The Mediator books by Meg Cabot, except for the last one which the store did not have the stock or something, and my mum bought me a nice black OP tee. Actually I went to Parkway with her the day before my birthday and she bought for me that cuz I wanted it..
Around evening I SMSed my Malay teacher about the outing, and she postponed it to the 22nd! Bummer! Must wait long long til I get my present!
Anyway I slept around 1 plus last night. I stayed up late watching Lost and One Tree Hill. Cool movies, both of them are. Guess Thursdays are not that bad after all...
The following morning, I went online as usual. 2 of my friends had kindly dropped me a testimonial each, wishing me happy birthday, and people were MSN Messaging me wishing me a happy birthday too.. I didn't even know some of them knew when my birthday was.
My friend from the past, Shell, sent me a greeting card. How thoughtful.. My father came in the afternoon to deliver a nice a delicious birthday cake. It was chocolate! Yum yum. I cut a slice for him too, and I'm gonna give another one to Mardiana today. He also gave a a hundred bucks for my birthday money. =]
My sister bought me a whole set of The Mediator books by Meg Cabot, except for the last one which the store did not have the stock or something, and my mum bought me a nice black OP tee. Actually I went to Parkway with her the day before my birthday and she bought for me that cuz I wanted it..
Around evening I SMSed my Malay teacher about the outing, and she postponed it to the 22nd! Bummer! Must wait long long til I get my present!
Anyway I slept around 1 plus last night. I stayed up late watching Lost and One Tree Hill. Cool movies, both of them are. Guess Thursdays are not that bad after all...
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
WheW
Wow.. Lucky I can open my Internet Explorer again. Last night I found that some shit creeped into my computer, set up a new connection in my computer(although I didn't realise that yesterday), and I as a result, even though I had my internet modem connected, I can't go to any webbies....
Just now I had a look again. I fiddled with the Internet Settings, then I found out the new connection installed in my computer.. So I quickly remove it... Duh?
Hmmm today I'm going out to Parkway to buy some stuff for my birthday treat. WEEEEEEE.. I'm sooo going to buyy some new clothes!
Just tried Mangosteen... Bleh.. Don't think I will be eating it again.
Just now I had a look again. I fiddled with the Internet Settings, then I found out the new connection installed in my computer.. So I quickly remove it... Duh?
Hmmm today I'm going out to Parkway to buy some stuff for my birthday treat. WEEEEEEE.. I'm sooo going to buyy some new clothes!
Just tried Mangosteen... Bleh.. Don't think I will be eating it again.
Monday, June 06, 2005
SomE RamblingS
Wow.. There are a few people out there who are on drugs. Lucky I am not a victim of the 'weird tagboard messages'. 1st was Yana, who had the message "'hmm... s. l.u.t'" from a birdbrain who calls himself 'watching'.
And now Fana, who recently had a message dropped by 'kim wakerman':
kim wakerman: B.I.T.C.H
kim wakerman: dont say that i suck u 1*beep*2
What the hell is this fella talking about?
maybe "dont say that i suck u 1*beep*2" is "don't say that i suck. you want f*** too"??
Oh well anyway... My friend told me of this funny site. Check it out!
And now Fana, who recently had a message dropped by 'kim wakerman':
kim wakerman: B.I.T.C.H
kim wakerman: dont say that i suck u 1*beep*2
What the hell is this fella talking about?
maybe "dont say that i suck u 1*beep*2" is "don't say that i suck. you want f*** too"??
Oh well anyway... My friend told me of this funny site. Check it out!
Sunday, June 05, 2005
The InterneT is ShiT
I found this over the net. And I think it's rubbish.
The internet is shit.
It is vitally important that we all realize this and move on. People (eg Bloggers) go on and on about how wonderful it is. About how much information is out there in cyberspace. About the way that everything is within reach in just a few clicks of their mice.
Oh? Well, if internet IS shit, which it ISN'T, why are you posting this on the net then?? Guess the net has some use after all huh??
For instance:
"If I can operate Google, I can find anything... Google, combined with Wi-Fi, is a little bit like God. God is wireless, God is everywhere and God sees and knows everything. Throughout history, people connected to God without wires. Now, for many questions in the world, you ask Google, and increasingly, you can do it without wires, too."
Alan Cohen, V.P. of Airespace, a new Wi-Fi provider, New York Times, 6/29/03
I can name 20 people from my old school class who aren't in Google. I can walk into any public library, no matter how tiny and underfunded, and find facts, stories, amazing information I would never touch in a month of webcrawling. I can go into a bar and hear stories Usenet hasn't come close to in its 22 years of waffle. "Oh but what about the stuff you CAN get on the web?" the netheads say. But they're missing the point.
Well, having your ass stuck to the computer chair is much better than living in the library isn't it? Or am I wrong? Well, just set up a camp bed and live in the library over a week, without going out of the building. See how you feel. Boring isn't it? Unless you are the blockhead who only lives on books. At least when we have the net access, we can play fun games, as well as do our whatever research we have..
Oh yes, they are not missing the point. They are just pointing out the good point.
While we ascribe every first-world miracle to the electronic age, there's something truly missing that we once had in our grasp: our sense of wonder. Back in 1995, we were surprised, agog when things appeared on the net. People starting going around saying 'wow, this could really become something'. Slowly (very slowly at 16kbps), strange websites, new information, odd diversions and discussions with people around the world appeared in this brave new world. Each time it was met with surprise and delight, even if some of it was deeply obscure and slightly dull. There was no doubting the potential of the medium.
And look what we've done with it. Food wrappers and soap operas now tell us to visit their websites. Money is pumped online by people who can't even spell HTML. All manner of pointless and irritating content is continually poured down the infinite hole of data, unfiltered and over-appreciated. In accepting freedom of speech, we can't hide from its consequences - which in this case is millions of terabytes of unreliable information, badly designed and clumsily written. We have failed our own creation and given birth something truly awful. We're just too busy cooing over the pram to notice.
We need to start again. We need to stop saying how wonderful things are. We need to openly, truthfully and respectfully admit that the internet itself, in almost all of what's been done with it, is shit.
We can just ignore these people who "made our creation into something awful" or can we not?
Internet is NOT shit. It maybe boring at times, when we see the same old thing, but that's not the net's fault isn't it? It's ours. There are more interesting sites out here. We just didn't make time to search for it. If you haven't tried, you'll never know, would you? The fact is, the net IS a wonderful creation. You just did not accept this point of view.
Anyway, 'saying how wonderful things are' is just one of the form of being optimistic.... Or, things ARE wonderful, but that's just one side of how you look at things.
Let me give you one example. Life is wonderful. Agreed? Or not? Well, life IS wonderful, yet life SUCKS. A lot of people keep saying how life sucks, and they mean it, sure. But their hearts don't. Next time when you hear someone saying life sucks, tell them to end their life by jumping of the building. I dare say that person value his or her life too much to kill him/herself on purpose.
It's funny really. All my friends who do not have the internet are DYING to have it, yet this 'internet-is-shit' person hates it. This is the first person I've come across the net, who ironically, hate the net. Weird.
The internet is shit.
It is vitally important that we all realize this and move on. People (eg Bloggers) go on and on about how wonderful it is. About how much information is out there in cyberspace. About the way that everything is within reach in just a few clicks of their mice.
Oh? Well, if internet IS shit, which it ISN'T, why are you posting this on the net then?? Guess the net has some use after all huh??
For instance:
"If I can operate Google, I can find anything... Google, combined with Wi-Fi, is a little bit like God. God is wireless, God is everywhere and God sees and knows everything. Throughout history, people connected to God without wires. Now, for many questions in the world, you ask Google, and increasingly, you can do it without wires, too."
Alan Cohen, V.P. of Airespace, a new Wi-Fi provider, New York Times, 6/29/03
I can name 20 people from my old school class who aren't in Google. I can walk into any public library, no matter how tiny and underfunded, and find facts, stories, amazing information I would never touch in a month of webcrawling. I can go into a bar and hear stories Usenet hasn't come close to in its 22 years of waffle. "Oh but what about the stuff you CAN get on the web?" the netheads say. But they're missing the point.
Well, having your ass stuck to the computer chair is much better than living in the library isn't it? Or am I wrong? Well, just set up a camp bed and live in the library over a week, without going out of the building. See how you feel. Boring isn't it? Unless you are the blockhead who only lives on books. At least when we have the net access, we can play fun games, as well as do our whatever research we have..
Oh yes, they are not missing the point. They are just pointing out the good point.
While we ascribe every first-world miracle to the electronic age, there's something truly missing that we once had in our grasp: our sense of wonder. Back in 1995, we were surprised, agog when things appeared on the net. People starting going around saying 'wow, this could really become something'. Slowly (very slowly at 16kbps), strange websites, new information, odd diversions and discussions with people around the world appeared in this brave new world. Each time it was met with surprise and delight, even if some of it was deeply obscure and slightly dull. There was no doubting the potential of the medium.
And look what we've done with it. Food wrappers and soap operas now tell us to visit their websites. Money is pumped online by people who can't even spell HTML. All manner of pointless and irritating content is continually poured down the infinite hole of data, unfiltered and over-appreciated. In accepting freedom of speech, we can't hide from its consequences - which in this case is millions of terabytes of unreliable information, badly designed and clumsily written. We have failed our own creation and given birth something truly awful. We're just too busy cooing over the pram to notice.
We need to start again. We need to stop saying how wonderful things are. We need to openly, truthfully and respectfully admit that the internet itself, in almost all of what's been done with it, is shit.
We can just ignore these people who "made our creation into something awful" or can we not?
Internet is NOT shit. It maybe boring at times, when we see the same old thing, but that's not the net's fault isn't it? It's ours. There are more interesting sites out here. We just didn't make time to search for it. If you haven't tried, you'll never know, would you? The fact is, the net IS a wonderful creation. You just did not accept this point of view.
Anyway, 'saying how wonderful things are' is just one of the form of being optimistic.... Or, things ARE wonderful, but that's just one side of how you look at things.
Let me give you one example. Life is wonderful. Agreed? Or not? Well, life IS wonderful, yet life SUCKS. A lot of people keep saying how life sucks, and they mean it, sure. But their hearts don't. Next time when you hear someone saying life sucks, tell them to end their life by jumping of the building. I dare say that person value his or her life too much to kill him/herself on purpose.
It's funny really. All my friends who do not have the internet are DYING to have it, yet this 'internet-is-shit' person hates it. This is the first person I've come across the net, who ironically, hate the net. Weird.
MeoW
Has anyone seen this site? It's inspirational. Not to mention creative. Check it out! One of the secrets I liked was

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I can totally understand this. Its sad really, how parents don't understand their children isn't it? This person must have been really depressed and frustrated towards the parents for not keeping an open mind.

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This is one of the saddest ones there. I've always pitied people who have a prick for their father. I've always wondered how can he even be a father in the first place.
Anyway, I've watched Dawn Of The Dead last night. I thought it would be scary, seeing as it is NC 16. Well, the intro was really damn scary. So naturally, I thought it would be. But guess what? The show is really really crappy. I guess it disappointed me. It didn't help that it is a lousy VCD and there is people clapping and laughing at every little thing in the background. -.-

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I can totally understand this. Its sad really, how parents don't understand their children isn't it? This person must have been really depressed and frustrated towards the parents for not keeping an open mind.

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This is one of the saddest ones there. I've always pitied people who have a prick for their father. I've always wondered how can he even be a father in the first place.
Anyway, I've watched Dawn Of The Dead last night. I thought it would be scary, seeing as it is NC 16. Well, the intro was really damn scary. So naturally, I thought it would be. But guess what? The show is really really crappy. I guess it disappointed me. It didn't help that it is a lousy VCD and there is people clapping and laughing at every little thing in the background. -.-
DistanT CousiNs?
My father just told me that "I have a lot of distant cousins". Very... er... useful info.. Apparently I have over hundreds, all over the world. Okay well, specifically Australia and Malaysia. And I only have about 50 or so 'not-so-distant cousins'.
Umm... I don't even know who are my not-so-distant cousins.. Most of them anyway. I know a few who are more outgoing, but we still don't go "Hi! What's up?! Long time no see!" when we see each other, which is only once a year during Hari Raya.
And I don't expect to know my distant cousins if I don't even know my supposedly close cousins, do you? It's sad really, that we (read: me and my sis) don't mix around with them. We just sit quietly on our own minding our business.
Well, I have a few cousins whom I am close to though. And we often play computer together when visiting lol
Umm... I don't even know who are my not-so-distant cousins.. Most of them anyway. I know a few who are more outgoing, but we still don't go "Hi! What's up?! Long time no see!" when we see each other, which is only once a year during Hari Raya.
And I don't expect to know my distant cousins if I don't even know my supposedly close cousins, do you? It's sad really, that we (read: me and my sis) don't mix around with them. We just sit quietly on our own minding our business.
Well, I have a few cousins whom I am close to though. And we often play computer together when visiting lol
Saturday, June 04, 2005
B O R i N G!
OMG NO SCHOOL TODAY.... JUST STAY AT HOME.. AAAAAHHHHHHH BORED!! HOW I LONG FOR SCHOOL!
So it's back to the old days, when I used to read Enid Blyton's adventure and mystery books. Nowadays, I keep reading books by Meg Cabot. Ok yea, her books are damn nice, but her style of writing couldn't be more different than Enid Blyton's. I particularly like the 5 Find-Outers and Dog, and Malory Towers by Enid Blyton. Ugh, I feel a pang writing this. I guess I'm going to read the 5 Find-Outers again.
Bleh.
Anyway, enough about books.
I don't know what's going on in the frigging head of my friend. Ugh..
Sorry that was just my random rambles. I'm not going to say anymore on the subject. Shouldn't have wrote that. Not exactly in a good mood now.
So it's back to the old days, when I used to read Enid Blyton's adventure and mystery books. Nowadays, I keep reading books by Meg Cabot. Ok yea, her books are damn nice, but her style of writing couldn't be more different than Enid Blyton's. I particularly like the 5 Find-Outers and Dog, and Malory Towers by Enid Blyton. Ugh, I feel a pang writing this. I guess I'm going to read the 5 Find-Outers again.
Bleh.
Anyway, enough about books.
I don't know what's going on in the frigging head of my friend. Ugh..
Sorry that was just my random rambles. I'm not going to say anymore on the subject. Shouldn't have wrote that. Not exactly in a good mood now.
Thursday, June 02, 2005
Fun?
So just now, we had maths again. This time it was until 4. After that, me and Mardiana wanted to go to Popular to buy stuff for the class decoration. We were going down when Miss Ho called us and asked us if we minded helping Ms Ang, the Sec 2 dean, sorting out the letters for the pre-streaming. We wanted to say no, but it would be kinda rude so we just said okay~
So basically, we have to put in letters into envelopes and label the envelopes with the stickers that had the appropriate name on it. We had to do TWO classes, but with Mardiana's help, we had it done in no time.
So I thought, Yippie! Can go off finally!
Boy, was I so ever wrong.
We still had to glue to envelope sealed and paste stamps on it. It was around 6 plus when we are done. And we got a lollipop each.
But amidst the inconvenience, it was actually fun to do it.
So basically, we have to put in letters into envelopes and label the envelopes with the stickers that had the appropriate name on it. We had to do TWO classes, but with Mardiana's help, we had it done in no time.
So I thought, Yippie! Can go off finally!
Boy, was I so ever wrong.
We still had to glue to envelope sealed and paste stamps on it. It was around 6 plus when we are done. And we got a lollipop each.
But amidst the inconvenience, it was actually fun to do it.
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
LaLalAAaAAAa
I planned to go to school at 9 in the wee hours in the morning for choir. Okay, it wasn't literally the 'wee hours' but still, it's early. I was in the bus, reaching the stop when one of my friend SMSed me, telling me that the Maths remedial today was at NINE and not at TEN, which I thought it was. I asked a few people and they confirmed with me it was at 9. I called Mardiana, and guess what, she was still sleeping! Hey don't forget to thank me for waking you up!
So I went for the Maths remedial instead of choir. It was okay, and we had a quick break. Then the lesson continued, then to fast forward, end of lesson. But some of us needed to stay back until FOUR for more practice. Miss Ho gave us an hour's break, and I went with Suryana, Mardiana and Danial for lunch at McDonald's.
We ordered our food then me and Mardiana went to the ladies to wash our hand. Mardiana blew her nose there, and I saw her snot flying from her nose and landed on the edge of the sink! I told Mardiana and we were laughing our head off! I didn't want to see more of her snot so I went off first, still laughing hard.
Anyway, after finishing our food, me and Dan went back to school while Suryana and Mardiana went to Popular to buy stuff for the class decoration. Danial kept complaining of stomach ache (as USUAL) and walked like a duck throughout the long looong LOOOOONG journey back to school. Well, it wasn't that far, but it must be hard isn't it, having bad stomach ache and walking like a duck.
Oh yea, did I mentioned that he farted? I dont think so. Well, now you know.
Once we entered the school, he sat down on the drain because he caanot tahan the pain. Finally, we got into the room where we were supposed to meet.
We sat with He Wei and Zhan Shuo. He Wei kept talking to himself, and even Miss Ho noticed and told him, "He Wei, dont talk to yourself, it's a bad habit".
But still, He Wei kept talking to himself, and Miss Ho said out loud, "He Wei, why do you keep on talking to yourself? Practising your English ah??" The class broke in laughter hearing this.
But he was so noisy and distracting. No wonder Danial's grades fell. LOL. There was one part when he yawned and Danial said that he sounded like a hippopotamus. Then I realised that he really really sounded like a hippo. And my memory flashed back to last year when the guys called him "Hema" which is a river horse... Aka hippo. And he thought Hema is sea horse.. And we told him "our chinese are better than yours" LOL... HHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm Maybe I'll start calling him Hema too......
So I went for the Maths remedial instead of choir. It was okay, and we had a quick break. Then the lesson continued, then to fast forward, end of lesson. But some of us needed to stay back until FOUR for more practice. Miss Ho gave us an hour's break, and I went with Suryana, Mardiana and Danial for lunch at McDonald's.
We ordered our food then me and Mardiana went to the ladies to wash our hand. Mardiana blew her nose there, and I saw her snot flying from her nose and landed on the edge of the sink! I told Mardiana and we were laughing our head off! I didn't want to see more of her snot so I went off first, still laughing hard.
Anyway, after finishing our food, me and Dan went back to school while Suryana and Mardiana went to Popular to buy stuff for the class decoration. Danial kept complaining of stomach ache (as USUAL) and walked like a duck throughout the long looong LOOOOONG journey back to school. Well, it wasn't that far, but it must be hard isn't it, having bad stomach ache and walking like a duck.
Oh yea, did I mentioned that he farted? I dont think so. Well, now you know.
Once we entered the school, he sat down on the drain because he caanot tahan the pain. Finally, we got into the room where we were supposed to meet.
We sat with He Wei and Zhan Shuo. He Wei kept talking to himself, and even Miss Ho noticed and told him, "He Wei, dont talk to yourself, it's a bad habit".
But still, He Wei kept talking to himself, and Miss Ho said out loud, "He Wei, why do you keep on talking to yourself? Practising your English ah??" The class broke in laughter hearing this.
But he was so noisy and distracting. No wonder Danial's grades fell. LOL. There was one part when he yawned and Danial said that he sounded like a hippopotamus. Then I realised that he really really sounded like a hippo. And my memory flashed back to last year when the guys called him "Hema" which is a river horse... Aka hippo. And he thought Hema is sea horse.. And we told him "our chinese are better than yours" LOL... HHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm Maybe I'll start calling him Hema too......
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
SamE PreSEnt?
For days, me and Mardiana kept discussing about what to buy for each others birthday. A few days ago, she described to me what she wanted to buy for me and it sounds so much like what I'm giving her! Damn. And we were like, "Oh my God! It's so cool if its the same! But then I also hope it's not the same!" Well, coincidence fascinates us.
Then I told her to describe more, and to my relief, it sounds different to the present I bought for her amd I was like, "Okay, cool, I dont think it's the same after all. Lucky."
Then I asked Farhanah, "The present she bought for me and I bought for her are not the same right?"
"umm... umm.. but even if it is.. can what.. good minds think alike" was her reply.
And I was like, WHAT?!? I was so sure it's not the same thing, and when she answered like that, it made me think.. Hmmm....
Oh yes, Farhanah... Dont you mean GREAT minds think alike? Hmm... Or try 'brilliant'. Wahahaha!
Then I told her to describe more, and to my relief, it sounds different to the present I bought for her amd I was like, "Okay, cool, I dont think it's the same after all. Lucky."
Then I asked Farhanah, "The present she bought for me and I bought for her are not the same right?"
"umm... umm.. but even if it is.. can what.. good minds think alike" was her reply.
And I was like, WHAT?!? I was so sure it's not the same thing, and when she answered like that, it made me think.. Hmmm....
Oh yes, Farhanah... Dont you mean GREAT minds think alike? Hmm... Or try 'brilliant'. Wahahaha!
Monday, May 30, 2005
Early Birthday Wish
So.... Me and Mardi's birthday is coming soon. Geminis. 9 June. Best friends. Coincidence isn't it?? And she's my elder for only 1 hour! Cool..
My dear friend Jodie sent me a greeting card. Yeah. 9 days in advance. Nice of her to remember my birthday, and sent me something this early. I didn't even know she knew when my birthday was.. Thanks Jodie!! =)
My dear friend Jodie sent me a greeting card. Yeah. 9 days in advance. Nice of her to remember my birthday, and sent me something this early. I didn't even know she knew when my birthday was.. Thanks Jodie!! =)
Jokes
Hmmm found some really funny jokes but they are some kind of dirty sooooooooooooooooo..... Better not post them yea~?
Complete Phobia List
A :-
Ablutophobia: Fear of washing or bathing.
Achluophobia: Fear of the dark.
Acousticophobia: Fear of noise.
Acrophobia: Fear of heights.
Aeroacrophobia: Fear of open high places.
Agoraphobia: Fear of open spaces or of being in crowded, public places or leaving a safe place.
Agraphobia: Fear of sexual abuse.
Aichmophobia: Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Algophobia: Fear of pain.
Altophobia- Fear of heights.
Amathophobia: Fear of dust.
Amnesiphobia: Fear of amnesia.
Androphobia: Fear of men.
Angrophobia: Fear of becoming angry.
Anthropophobia: Fear of people or society.
Anuptaphobia: Fear of staying single.
Aphenphosmphobia: Fear of being touched.
Arachnophobia: Fear of spiders.
Automysophobia: Fear of being dirty.
Autophobia: Fear of being alone or of oneself.
Aviatophobia- Fear of flying.
B :-
Bacillophobia: Fear of microbes.
Bacteriophobia: Fear of bacteria.
Batophobia: Fear of heights or being close to high buildings.
Batrachophobia: Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders, etc.
Bibliophobia: Fear of books.
Brontophobia: Fear of thunder and lightning.
C :-
Cacophobia: Fear of ugliness.
Caligynephobia: Fear of beautiful women.
Cancerophobia: Fear of cancer.
Carnophobia- Fear of meat.
Catagelophobia: Fear of being ridiculed.
Chiraptophobia: Fear of being touched.
Cibophobia: Fear of food.
Claustrophobia: Fear of confined spaces.
Coitophobia: Fear of coitus.
Contreltophobia: Fear of sexual abuse.
Coprophobia: Fear of feces.
Cyberphobia: Fear of computers or working on a computer.
Cynophobia: Fear of dogs or rabies.
Cyprinophobia: Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.
D :-
Decidophobia: Fear of making decisions.
Dementophobia: Fear of insanity.
Dentophobia: Fear of dentists.
Didaskaleinophobia: Fear of going to school.
Dipsophobia: Fear of drinking.
Dishabiliophobia: Fear of undressing in front of someone.
Domatophobia: Fear of being in a house.
Doraphobia: Fear of fur or skins of animals.
E :-
Ecclesiophobia: Fear of church.
Ecophobia: Fear of home.
Eisoptrophobia: Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror.
Elurophobia: Fear of cats.
Emetophobia: Fear of vomiting.
Enochlophobia: Fear of crowds.
Enosiophobia: Fear of havong committed a sin.
Entomophobia: Fear of insects.
Eosophobia: Fear of dawn or daylight.
Equinophobia: Fear of horses.
Eremophobia: Fear of being oneself or of lonliness.
Ereuthrophobia: Fear of blushing.
Ergophobia: Fear of work.
Erotophobia- Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
F :-
Felinophobia: Fear of cats.
Frigophobia: Fear of cold, cold things.
G :-
Gamophobia: Fear of marriage.
Geliophobia: Fear of laughter.
Genophobia: Fear of sex.
Gerascophobia: Fear of growing old.
Gerontophobia: Fear of old people or of growing old.
Glossophobia: Fear of speaking in public or of trying to speak.
Graphophobia: Fear of writing or handwriting.
Gymnophobia: Fear of nudity.
Gynophobia: Fear of women.
H :-
Hadephobia: Fear of hell.
Haphephobia: Fear of being touched.
Hemophobia: Fear of blood.
Herpetophobia: Fear of reptiles or insects.
Heterophobia: Fear of the opposite sex.
Hodophobia: Fear of road travel.
Hominophobia: Fear of men.
Homophobia: Fear of homosexuality or becoming homosexual.
Hoplophobia: Fear of firearms.
Hydrophobia: Fear of water or of rabies.
Hydrophobophobia: Fear of rabies.
Hypengyophobia: Fear of responsibility.
Hypnophobia: Fear of sleep or of being hypnotized.
I :-
Iatrophobia: Fear of going to the doctor or of doctors.
Ichthyophobia: Fear of fish.
Illyngophobia: Fear of veritgo.
Insectophobia: Fear of insects.
Isolophobia: Fear of solitude, being alone.
K :-
Kainophobia: Fear of anything new.
Kakorrhaphiophobia: Fear of failure or defeat.
Katagelophobia: Fear of ridicule.
Kenophobia: Fear of voids or empty spaces.
Keraunophobia: Fear of thunder and lightning.
Kolpophobia: Fear of genitals mainly female senitals.
Koniophobia: Fear of dust. (Amathophobia)
L :-
Laliophobia: Fear of speaking.
Ligyrophobia: Fear of loud noises.
Lilapsophobia: Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Lockiophobia: Fear of childbirth.
Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers.
Lygophobia: Fear of darkness.
M :-
Mageirocophobia: Fear of cooking.
Maieusiophobia: Fear of childbirth.
Malaxophobia: Fear of love play.
Maniaphobia: Fear of insanity.
Mechanophobia: Fear of machines.
Medomalacuphobia: Fear of losing an erection.
Medorthophobia: Fear of an erect penis.
Menophobia: Fear of menstruation.
Metathesiophobia: Fear of changes.
Methyphobia: Fear of alcohol.
Metrophobia- Fear or hatred of poetry.
Misophobia: Fear of dirt.
Monophobia- Fear of solitude or being alone.
Monopathophobia: Fear of definite disease.
Myctophobia: Fear of darkness.
N :-
Necrophobia: Fear of death or dead things.
Neopharmaphobia: Fear of new drugs.
Neophobia: Fear of anything new.
Noctiphobia: Fear of the night.
Nosocomephobia: Fear of hospitals.
Nudophobia: Fear of nudity.
Numerophobia: Fear of numbers.
Nyctophobia: Fear of the dark or of night.
O :-
Obesophobia: Fear of weight gain..
Ochlophobia: Fear of crowds or mobs.
Odontophobia: Fear of teeth or dental surgery.
Odynophobia: Fear of pain.
Ophidiophobia: Fear of snakes.
Ophthalmophobia: Fear of being stared at.
Ornithophobia: Fear of birds.
Orthophobia- Fear of property.
P :-
Paralipophobia: Fear of neglecting ones duty.
Paraphobia: Fear of sexual perversion.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia: Fear of Friday 13th.
Parthenophobia: Fear of virgins or young girls.
Parturiphobia: Fear of childbirth.
Pediophobia: Fear of dolls.
Pedophobia: Fear of children.
Phagophobia- Fear of eating.
Phallophobia: Fear of a penis.
Phasmophobia: Fear of ghosts.
Phengophobia: Fear of daylight.
Philemaphobia: Fear of kissing.
Philophobia: Fear of falling in love.
Pocrescophobia: Fear of weight gain.
Pogonophobia: Fear of beards.
Poinephobia: Fear of punishment.
Potamophobia: Fear of rivers or running water.
Potophobia: Fear of alcohol.
Pharmacophobia: Fear of drugs.
Proctophobia: Fear of rectum.
Pyrophobia: Fear of fire.
R :-
Rectophobia: Fear of rectum.
Rhypophobia: Fear of defecation.
Rupophobia: Fear of dirt.
S :-
Scatophobia: Fear of fecal matter.
Scolionophobia: Fear of school.
Sexophobia: Fear of the opposite sex.
Siderodromophobia: Fear of trains or train travel.
Sociophobia: Fear of society or people in general.
Somniphobia: Fear of sleep.
Soteriophobia: Fear of dependence on others.
Stenophobia: Fear of narrow things or places.
Suriphobia: Fear of mice.
T :-
Tachophobia: Fear of speed.
Telephonophobia: Fear of telephones.
Thalassophobia: Fear of the sea.
Thanatophobia: Fear of death.
Tocophobia: Fear of pregnancy or childbirth.
Tomophobia: Fear of surgical operations.
Tonitrophobia: Fear of thunder.
Trypanophobia: Fear of injections.
U :-
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
V :-
Vaccinophobia: Fear of vaccination.
Venustraphobia: Fear of beautiful women.
Verminophobia: Fear of germs.
Virginitiphobia: Fear of rape.
X :-
Xenophobia: Fear of strangers or foreigners.
Z :-
Zoophobia: Fear of animals.
Now go run to your mama and tell her you've learn something new!
Complete Phobia List
A :-
Ablutophobia: Fear of washing or bathing.
Achluophobia: Fear of the dark.
Acousticophobia: Fear of noise.
Acrophobia: Fear of heights.
Aeroacrophobia: Fear of open high places.
Agoraphobia: Fear of open spaces or of being in crowded, public places or leaving a safe place.
Agraphobia: Fear of sexual abuse.
Aichmophobia: Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Algophobia: Fear of pain.
Altophobia- Fear of heights.
Amathophobia: Fear of dust.
Amnesiphobia: Fear of amnesia.
Androphobia: Fear of men.
Angrophobia: Fear of becoming angry.
Anthropophobia: Fear of people or society.
Anuptaphobia: Fear of staying single.
Aphenphosmphobia: Fear of being touched.
Arachnophobia: Fear of spiders.
Automysophobia: Fear of being dirty.
Autophobia: Fear of being alone or of oneself.
Aviatophobia- Fear of flying.
B :-
Bacillophobia: Fear of microbes.
Bacteriophobia: Fear of bacteria.
Batophobia: Fear of heights or being close to high buildings.
Batrachophobia: Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders, etc.
Bibliophobia: Fear of books.
Brontophobia: Fear of thunder and lightning.
C :-
Cacophobia: Fear of ugliness.
Caligynephobia: Fear of beautiful women.
Cancerophobia: Fear of cancer.
Carnophobia- Fear of meat.
Catagelophobia: Fear of being ridiculed.
Chiraptophobia: Fear of being touched.
Cibophobia: Fear of food.
Claustrophobia: Fear of confined spaces.
Coitophobia: Fear of coitus.
Contreltophobia: Fear of sexual abuse.
Coprophobia: Fear of feces.
Cyberphobia: Fear of computers or working on a computer.
Cynophobia: Fear of dogs or rabies.
Cyprinophobia: Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.
D :-
Decidophobia: Fear of making decisions.
Dementophobia: Fear of insanity.
Dentophobia: Fear of dentists.
Didaskaleinophobia: Fear of going to school.
Dipsophobia: Fear of drinking.
Dishabiliophobia: Fear of undressing in front of someone.
Domatophobia: Fear of being in a house.
Doraphobia: Fear of fur or skins of animals.
E :-
Ecclesiophobia: Fear of church.
Ecophobia: Fear of home.
Eisoptrophobia: Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror.
Elurophobia: Fear of cats.
Emetophobia: Fear of vomiting.
Enochlophobia: Fear of crowds.
Enosiophobia: Fear of havong committed a sin.
Entomophobia: Fear of insects.
Eosophobia: Fear of dawn or daylight.
Equinophobia: Fear of horses.
Eremophobia: Fear of being oneself or of lonliness.
Ereuthrophobia: Fear of blushing.
Ergophobia: Fear of work.
Erotophobia- Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
F :-
Felinophobia: Fear of cats.
Frigophobia: Fear of cold, cold things.
G :-
Gamophobia: Fear of marriage.
Geliophobia: Fear of laughter.
Genophobia: Fear of sex.
Gerascophobia: Fear of growing old.
Gerontophobia: Fear of old people or of growing old.
Glossophobia: Fear of speaking in public or of trying to speak.
Graphophobia: Fear of writing or handwriting.
Gymnophobia: Fear of nudity.
Gynophobia: Fear of women.
H :-
Hadephobia: Fear of hell.
Haphephobia: Fear of being touched.
Hemophobia: Fear of blood.
Herpetophobia: Fear of reptiles or insects.
Heterophobia: Fear of the opposite sex.
Hodophobia: Fear of road travel.
Hominophobia: Fear of men.
Homophobia: Fear of homosexuality or becoming homosexual.
Hoplophobia: Fear of firearms.
Hydrophobia: Fear of water or of rabies.
Hydrophobophobia: Fear of rabies.
Hypengyophobia: Fear of responsibility.
Hypnophobia: Fear of sleep or of being hypnotized.
I :-
Iatrophobia: Fear of going to the doctor or of doctors.
Ichthyophobia: Fear of fish.
Illyngophobia: Fear of veritgo.
Insectophobia: Fear of insects.
Isolophobia: Fear of solitude, being alone.
K :-
Kainophobia: Fear of anything new.
Kakorrhaphiophobia: Fear of failure or defeat.
Katagelophobia: Fear of ridicule.
Kenophobia: Fear of voids or empty spaces.
Keraunophobia: Fear of thunder and lightning.
Kolpophobia: Fear of genitals mainly female senitals.
Koniophobia: Fear of dust. (Amathophobia)
L :-
Laliophobia: Fear of speaking.
Ligyrophobia: Fear of loud noises.
Lilapsophobia: Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Lockiophobia: Fear of childbirth.
Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers.
Lygophobia: Fear of darkness.
M :-
Mageirocophobia: Fear of cooking.
Maieusiophobia: Fear of childbirth.
Malaxophobia: Fear of love play.
Maniaphobia: Fear of insanity.
Mechanophobia: Fear of machines.
Medomalacuphobia: Fear of losing an erection.
Medorthophobia: Fear of an erect penis.
Menophobia: Fear of menstruation.
Metathesiophobia: Fear of changes.
Methyphobia: Fear of alcohol.
Metrophobia- Fear or hatred of poetry.
Misophobia: Fear of dirt.
Monophobia- Fear of solitude or being alone.
Monopathophobia: Fear of definite disease.
Myctophobia: Fear of darkness.
N :-
Necrophobia: Fear of death or dead things.
Neopharmaphobia: Fear of new drugs.
Neophobia: Fear of anything new.
Noctiphobia: Fear of the night.
Nosocomephobia: Fear of hospitals.
Nudophobia: Fear of nudity.
Numerophobia: Fear of numbers.
Nyctophobia: Fear of the dark or of night.
O :-
Obesophobia: Fear of weight gain..
Ochlophobia: Fear of crowds or mobs.
Odontophobia: Fear of teeth or dental surgery.
Odynophobia: Fear of pain.
Ophidiophobia: Fear of snakes.
Ophthalmophobia: Fear of being stared at.
Ornithophobia: Fear of birds.
Orthophobia- Fear of property.
P :-
Paralipophobia: Fear of neglecting ones duty.
Paraphobia: Fear of sexual perversion.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia: Fear of Friday 13th.
Parthenophobia: Fear of virgins or young girls.
Parturiphobia: Fear of childbirth.
Pediophobia: Fear of dolls.
Pedophobia: Fear of children.
Phagophobia- Fear of eating.
Phallophobia: Fear of a penis.
Phasmophobia: Fear of ghosts.
Phengophobia: Fear of daylight.
Philemaphobia: Fear of kissing.
Philophobia: Fear of falling in love.
Pocrescophobia: Fear of weight gain.
Pogonophobia: Fear of beards.
Poinephobia: Fear of punishment.
Potamophobia: Fear of rivers or running water.
Potophobia: Fear of alcohol.
Pharmacophobia: Fear of drugs.
Proctophobia: Fear of rectum.
Pyrophobia: Fear of fire.
R :-
Rectophobia: Fear of rectum.
Rhypophobia: Fear of defecation.
Rupophobia: Fear of dirt.
S :-
Scatophobia: Fear of fecal matter.
Scolionophobia: Fear of school.
Sexophobia: Fear of the opposite sex.
Siderodromophobia: Fear of trains or train travel.
Sociophobia: Fear of society or people in general.
Somniphobia: Fear of sleep.
Soteriophobia: Fear of dependence on others.
Stenophobia: Fear of narrow things or places.
Suriphobia: Fear of mice.
T :-
Tachophobia: Fear of speed.
Telephonophobia: Fear of telephones.
Thalassophobia: Fear of the sea.
Thanatophobia: Fear of death.
Tocophobia: Fear of pregnancy or childbirth.
Tomophobia: Fear of surgical operations.
Tonitrophobia: Fear of thunder.
Trypanophobia: Fear of injections.
U :-
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
V :-
Vaccinophobia: Fear of vaccination.
Venustraphobia: Fear of beautiful women.
Verminophobia: Fear of germs.
Virginitiphobia: Fear of rape.
X :-
Xenophobia: Fear of strangers or foreigners.
Z :-
Zoophobia: Fear of animals.
Now go run to your mama and tell her you've learn something new!
Horrorscopes
Horrorscopes
Aries
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't give a toss. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding.
Taurus
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear any underwear and you constantly smell of piss.
Gemini
You star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill himself to win a bet.
Cancer
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell a relatives limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.
Leo
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most leos are living on welfare.
Virgo
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them but you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queer and the majority of Virgo women are whores.
Libra
You are the forgiving type and don't bear grudges. This makes you an arsehole. For your entire life, people will make an absolute prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral. Of course you will never know.
Scorpio
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However, these are your only good traits. You end up puzzled as well to the extent that you screw small animals and love picking your nose. You always have snot on your clothes.
Sagittarius
You are the romantic type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. You thrive on incest.
Capricorn
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean, self-centred cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.
Aquarius
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a labrador wearing fishnet tights.
Pisces
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.
Aries
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't give a toss. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding.
Taurus
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear any underwear and you constantly smell of piss.
Gemini
You star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill himself to win a bet.
Cancer
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell a relatives limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.
Leo
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most leos are living on welfare.
Virgo
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them but you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queer and the majority of Virgo women are whores.
Libra
You are the forgiving type and don't bear grudges. This makes you an arsehole. For your entire life, people will make an absolute prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral. Of course you will never know.
Scorpio
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However, these are your only good traits. You end up puzzled as well to the extent that you screw small animals and love picking your nose. You always have snot on your clothes.
Sagittarius
You are the romantic type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. You thrive on incest.
Capricorn
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean, self-centred cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.
Aquarius
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a labrador wearing fishnet tights.
Pisces
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.
Which one is yours?
Getting to the seat of the computer!
(_!_) A regular arse
(__!__) A fat arse
(!) Tight Arse
(_._) Flat arse
(_^^_) Bubble Arse
(_*_) Sore Arse
(_!__) Lopsided Arse
{_!_} Swishy Arse
(_o_) An arse thats been around
(_O_) An arse thats really been around
(_x_) Kiss my arse
(_X_) Leave my arse alone
(_zzz_) A tired arse
(_o^^o_) A wise arse
(_E=mc2_) Smart Arse
(_13_) An unlucky Arse
(_$_) Money coming out of his arse
(_?_) Dumb Arse
(_!_) A regular arse
(__!__) A fat arse
(!) Tight Arse
(_._) Flat arse
(_^^_) Bubble Arse
(_*_) Sore Arse
(_!__) Lopsided Arse
{_!_} Swishy Arse
(_o_) An arse thats been around
(_O_) An arse thats really been around
(_x_) Kiss my arse
(_X_) Leave my arse alone
(_zzz_) A tired arse
(_o^^o_) A wise arse
(_E=mc2_) Smart Arse
(_13_) An unlucky Arse
(_$_) Money coming out of his arse
(_?_) Dumb Arse
A New Blogskin Made
WooT! I made a new blogskin for Farhanah! I'm surprised it turned out cool. Even I like it lol and I'm so proud of myself.. hahahaha.. Farhanah was so excited lol when she saw the skin.. And she's learning HTML slowly.. Proud of her...
=)
Here's the screeny:

This is the 4th skin I made so far. Wahahaha!
Cool animation of Samurai X.. But so fast..
=)
Here's the screeny:
This is the 4th skin I made so far. Wahahaha!
Cool animation of Samurai X.. But so fast..
Sunday, May 29, 2005
PresenT Hunting
I went to Parkway Parade to search for Mardiana's present. It was raining heavily when me and my sister went out. Even before reaching the bus stop, I was drenched. And it didn't help that the bus was so freezing cold.
I found her first present easily, and went to search for the second one. It wasn't an easy job. I was clueless of what to buy for her. In the end I found something nice that I also like. And what she like, I also like. Geminis.. Of course la..
My budget was 20 bucks, but in the end I went over it... Bleh.. Finally we went home, and ironically, we JUST missed the bus. So me and my sis decided to run to the other bus stop across the road before the bus come (the bus make a U-turn by the way). We ran up the stairs of the overhead bridge and squeezed in between the slow pokes in front of us. We managed to catch the bus, and I sank in the seat of the bus gratefully, with my sister beside me panting heavily.
I found her first present easily, and went to search for the second one. It wasn't an easy job. I was clueless of what to buy for her. In the end I found something nice that I also like. And what she like, I also like. Geminis.. Of course la..
My budget was 20 bucks, but in the end I went over it... Bleh.. Finally we went home, and ironically, we JUST missed the bus. So me and my sis decided to run to the other bus stop across the road before the bus come (the bus make a U-turn by the way). We ran up the stairs of the overhead bridge and squeezed in between the slow pokes in front of us. We managed to catch the bus, and I sank in the seat of the bus gratefully, with my sister beside me panting heavily.
Saturday, May 28, 2005
HolidaYs
So it's the starting of holidays. Or maybe not? There is still choir, and Maths remedial and the SAIL program thingy.. Shit I'm hungry.
Sooooooo.. I decided to do homework today, but guess what, I have no fullscap paper. How convenient isn't it? So I can't do my homework, except for Reading Rites, which is an English assessment book.
Homework
English -:
1) Read four books (which I can in 2 days, easy peasy)
2) Choose a book and either convert the plot or a chapter of the story into a comic strip.
3) Add 50 new words in your vocabulary book and label them H1-H50 (What is H suppose to mean? Holiday? Or 'Hapi' apparently, to my dear sis)
4) Complete Reading Rites Paper 3 and 4.
Maths -:
1) Worksheet (4 pages)
Literature -:
1) Complete all Semester 1's assignments (S.H.I.T that's a LOT!)
2) Complete the worksheets given (4 pages)
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

My own homework = REVISION!

Especially especially especially MATHS! Oh yes and Malay.
Malay sucks. But that doesn't mean I don't want to do well in it, does it?
Oh yea I have religious exams tomorrow. And I don't understand what I am reading. Know why? Surprise surprise, cuz it's in Malay... Duh..? Such simplicity......
Sooooooo.. I decided to do homework today, but guess what, I have no fullscap paper. How convenient isn't it? So I can't do my homework, except for Reading Rites, which is an English assessment book.
Homework
English -:
1) Read four books (which I can in 2 days, easy peasy)
2) Choose a book and either convert the plot or a chapter of the story into a comic strip.
3) Add 50 new words in your vocabulary book and label them H1-H50 (What is H suppose to mean? Holiday? Or 'Hapi' apparently, to my dear sis)
4) Complete Reading Rites Paper 3 and 4.
Maths -:
1) Worksheet (4 pages)
Literature -:
1) Complete all Semester 1's assignments (S.H.I.T that's a LOT!)
2) Complete the worksheets given (4 pages)
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
My own homework = REVISION!
Especially especially especially MATHS! Oh yes and Malay.
Malay sucks. But that doesn't mean I don't want to do well in it, does it?
Oh yea I have religious exams tomorrow. And I don't understand what I am reading. Know why? Surprise surprise, cuz it's in Malay... Duh..? Such simplicity......
Friday, May 27, 2005
Parents-Teacher Meeting
So just now we had the Parents-Teaacher Meeting. My mum came and talked to Mdm Zulaiha. She said I was quiet in Term One but later I became more distracted and talkative, always talking to Vincent...

For your information, we do NOT talk 24/7.. Or do we?? Hmmm..
Anyway Mdm Zulaiha said she's gonna change our places soon.. And my mum is not happy that I sit beside Vincent as apparently, he's the source of my distraction.. She keep nagging and nagging and told my grandmother, and then BOTH of them keep nagging and nagging. As if one isn't enough.
Mardiana got first in class, but still my mum wasn't impress as her grades are all B's and C's. How high of an expectation can you go? Stupid.
For your information, we do NOT talk 24/7.. Or do we?? Hmmm..
Anyway Mdm Zulaiha said she's gonna change our places soon.. And my mum is not happy that I sit beside Vincent as apparently, he's the source of my distraction.. She keep nagging and nagging and told my grandmother, and then BOTH of them keep nagging and nagging. As if one isn't enough.
Mardiana got first in class, but still my mum wasn't impress as her grades are all B's and C's. How high of an expectation can you go? Stupid.
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Trip To Labrador Park
Today was so boring! Went to Labrador Park, a class trip. BORING! The only fun part was in the bus.
Throughout the trip going there, we were just playing with Ritz and Chenky's minds, with the "Mad Man Mad Man" puzzle. Look CAREEEEEEEEEEEFULLYYYYYY, how many mad man jumped over the wall?
We did very very very obvious ones to both of them and they are still so blur... Slow poke.. Poke poke. I like that word.... Poke poke poke... Anyway, Chengky finally got it, and Ritz was still very blur.. And Chengky told the other guys. Wah in the end the whole world will know. Not fun already..
Oh yes, got one point of time Azie shouted the answer (accidentally). Lucky the two guys are slow and didn't think much of what she said.
We were divided into groups of ten and we have to present what we know on why the Japanese invaded Singapore, and Ritz read from the History textbook! Lol I was laughing my head off. Well, so did others. Well, he didn't actually READ but he recited from memory.
Hmmm it's not really a pleasant sight isn't it? Seeing people laughing their heads off.

The return bus trip was more fun. Mardiana told ghost stories, all of which I have heard, but it was fun looking at their focused faces. The last story she told, she lowered he voice so low that everyone listening had to strain their necks forward to get closer. It was a funny sight. Her got lower and lower and lower and then.... SHE SHOUTED!!! And everyone screamed.. Except me and Dan I think... It was so funny! It was a miracle the teacher didn't scold us. You should have seen the times the teacher scolded us for every little shit we do. And she did it.. Like 23 hours and 59 minutes and 59 seconds every day.
Throughout the trip going there, we were just playing with Ritz and Chenky's minds, with the "Mad Man Mad Man" puzzle. Look CAREEEEEEEEEEEFULLYYYYYY, how many mad man jumped over the wall?
We did very very very obvious ones to both of them and they are still so blur... Slow poke.. Poke poke. I like that word.... Poke poke poke... Anyway, Chengky finally got it, and Ritz was still very blur.. And Chengky told the other guys. Wah in the end the whole world will know. Not fun already..
Oh yes, got one point of time Azie shouted the answer (accidentally). Lucky the two guys are slow and didn't think much of what she said.
We were divided into groups of ten and we have to present what we know on why the Japanese invaded Singapore, and Ritz read from the History textbook! Lol I was laughing my head off. Well, so did others. Well, he didn't actually READ but he recited from memory.
Hmmm it's not really a pleasant sight isn't it? Seeing people laughing their heads off.
The return bus trip was more fun. Mardiana told ghost stories, all of which I have heard, but it was fun looking at their focused faces. The last story she told, she lowered he voice so low that everyone listening had to strain their necks forward to get closer. It was a funny sight. Her got lower and lower and lower and then.... SHE SHOUTED!!! And everyone screamed.. Except me and Dan I think... It was so funny! It was a miracle the teacher didn't scold us. You should have seen the times the teacher scolded us for every little shit we do. And she did it.. Like 23 hours and 59 minutes and 59 seconds every day.
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Sluggies are Cute
Hmm.. I remembered a few days when there was a cute little slug behind the councillor room, whenre we usually hang out doing watever stupid shit things before assembly starts. I saw this black thing and at first I thought it was just a piece of crap, but then D picked it up with a piece of paper and examine it closely. Then I realised it's a slug. It had its head hidden and we thought the butt was its head.........
The slug only revealed its head to me and D and we were like proud lol, because it shows that its not afraid of us. If it's not dirty we would have touched it. LOL call us weirdos, but we love animals.... including err.. yea... slugs...
We carried the slug to our other friends and they were all screaming and screaming "GET THAT THING AWAY!!" Lol it's cute seeing their reaction.. One particular friend (he's a guy by the way.. or rather gay..) thought girls are supposed hate slugs, and I was like, bullshit, not necessarily. And he said we are tombyish girls.. And I am NOT a tomboy.. and a girly girl either for that matter..
I'm.. well.... both??
And about 2 days later, another guy friend of mine found a slug and carried it up to class, putting it under the teacher's desk. I didn't know about it until when D came up to me excitedly and started shaking my arm vigorously saying, "There's a slug under the teacher's table!" And I was like, "Huh? Where where??" And she was, "Got got!! Under the table!!" And she dragged me to the teacher's table.... And I saw the poor thing.... Upside down.... I think the fricking teacher go kick it.. What an ass.
The slug only revealed its head to me and D and we were like proud lol, because it shows that its not afraid of us. If it's not dirty we would have touched it. LOL call us weirdos, but we love animals.... including err.. yea... slugs...
We carried the slug to our other friends and they were all screaming and screaming "GET THAT THING AWAY!!" Lol it's cute seeing their reaction.. One particular friend (he's a guy by the way.. or rather gay..) thought girls are supposed hate slugs, and I was like, bullshit, not necessarily. And he said we are tombyish girls.. And I am NOT a tomboy.. and a girly girl either for that matter..
I'm.. well.... both??
And about 2 days later, another guy friend of mine found a slug and carried it up to class, putting it under the teacher's desk. I didn't know about it until when D came up to me excitedly and started shaking my arm vigorously saying, "There's a slug under the teacher's table!" And I was like, "Huh? Where where??" And she was, "Got got!! Under the table!!" And she dragged me to the teacher's table.... And I saw the poor thing.... Upside down.... I think the fricking teacher go kick it.. What an ass.
Freako
On a typical Sunday evening, a young woman was driving herself to a meeting she had up north the next day when she noticed that she was running low on crap and didn't know where the next gas station was. Just as she thought she would have to pull over and sleep the night on the side of the road like a stupid moron, she came across a rather freaky petrol station.
When she pulled in, the attendant (who had hairs like a gorilla by the way) made his way around the car and seemed to be very distracted when she asked him to fill it up. She even thought that the man was making retard faces at her. He finally agreed to get the freaking gas, but then asked her to pop open the hood of the car because there "seemed to be a problem" (Or maybe he was just a sissy not strong enough to open?).
Naturally, the woman became a little anxious - she was all alone in a remote gas station, out in the middle of nowhere and it was obvious that the attendant was trying to find reasons to keep her there. He asked her to look at the engine, because he had to "show her something". Not wanting to seem hysterical and paranoid, she, being a dimwit, did as he asked. As she rounded the front of the car he grabbed her arm and said that her car needed to be towed to the nearest town and she would have to come into the office to complete the paperwork. He then put his hairy hand over her mouth and forced her into the office.
She began to bite his hand (ugh gross) once they were inside and he let her go. He explained to her that there was a man crouched down in the backseat of her car and the attendant didn't want him to know that he'd been seen. They called the police who came to arrest the man who, it was later discovered, was a known serial killer. What a freak.
Here's another one.
The story took place during the 7th month of the Chinese lunar calendar and revolved around a young block-head named Sam. Sam at that time was working as a general worker, in a crappy company located at Tuas. During one particular working day, the whole of Sam's company was requested to work overtime in order to meet a deadline due tomorrow.
By the time every piece of shit was done, it was already past 1 am and Sam was the last person left in the office. He was left wondering whether there were still any bus services at this hour. He decided to try his luck and quickly tidied up the office, locked up and rushed towards the bus stop. The bus stop was situated by a small narrow road with dense forestation surrounding the area. Sam waited for about 20 minutes and was about to make his way to the main road to catch a cab when a double deck bus appeared from nowhere. He hesitantly waved it down, boarded the bus and the only person he saw on the same bus was a frail ghastly looking old woman.
Sam felt uneasy upon seeing her and was about to go up to the upper deck when a voice ranged out in Cantonese, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous" It was the old retard. Her comment sent a chill through Sam's bones and he figured that the upper deck might be "dirty". He decided to heed the old woman's advice and grab a seat at the lower deck even though he felt uncomfortable by her presence. It was an agonizing 20 minutes journey before Sam reached his bus stop. He quickly alighted and turned to steal a quick glance at the old woman, who stared right back at him freakily by the window.
Without further ado, Sam hastened his pace and was fortunate to reach home safely. The next day, Sam was requested to work overtime and ended up being the last person left in the office again. It was already past midnight and Sam was contemplating whether to take a cab home but decided against it in the end as money was tight. So he made his way to the bus stop again and after about 20 minutes, the same double deck boarded bus appeared. Sam the bus and saw the same old woman again. He decided to go to the upper deck again when the old woman called out to him, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous". Even though, he heard it before, the twerp still felt a certain fear inside him since it's the 7th month. To be on the safe side, he reluctantly took a seat at the lower deck again and reached home with no incidents.
The third day, Sam was asked to do overtime again. By now he was feeling dreaded and worried as he didn't want to repeat the same process again. But he obliged nevertheless since it's his livelihood. He was, you guessed it, the last person left in the office again. He made the same journey to the bus stop, occasionally checking his back as he walked.
The double deck Bus arrived; he boarded it and saw the same old woman again. As he proceeded to go upstairs, the old weirdo warned him again, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous". Sam was fed up with the old woman by now and decided to go upstairs even though he was scared enough to pee in his pants. He saw no freaks when he reached the upper deck and slowly made his way to the back of the bus and sat down. Sam's heart began pounding away as he waited anxiously for something to happen. After 30 minutes, with nothing happening, Sam went downstairs to confront the old woman and asked her why she kept saying its dangerous upstairs. The old woman turned, stared at him and replied, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous. Upstairs got no bus driver".
When she pulled in, the attendant (who had hairs like a gorilla by the way) made his way around the car and seemed to be very distracted when she asked him to fill it up. She even thought that the man was making retard faces at her. He finally agreed to get the freaking gas, but then asked her to pop open the hood of the car because there "seemed to be a problem" (Or maybe he was just a sissy not strong enough to open?).
Naturally, the woman became a little anxious - she was all alone in a remote gas station, out in the middle of nowhere and it was obvious that the attendant was trying to find reasons to keep her there. He asked her to look at the engine, because he had to "show her something". Not wanting to seem hysterical and paranoid, she, being a dimwit, did as he asked. As she rounded the front of the car he grabbed her arm and said that her car needed to be towed to the nearest town and she would have to come into the office to complete the paperwork. He then put his hairy hand over her mouth and forced her into the office.
She began to bite his hand (ugh gross) once they were inside and he let her go. He explained to her that there was a man crouched down in the backseat of her car and the attendant didn't want him to know that he'd been seen. They called the police who came to arrest the man who, it was later discovered, was a known serial killer. What a freak.
Here's another one.
The story took place during the 7th month of the Chinese lunar calendar and revolved around a young block-head named Sam. Sam at that time was working as a general worker, in a crappy company located at Tuas. During one particular working day, the whole of Sam's company was requested to work overtime in order to meet a deadline due tomorrow.
By the time every piece of shit was done, it was already past 1 am and Sam was the last person left in the office. He was left wondering whether there were still any bus services at this hour. He decided to try his luck and quickly tidied up the office, locked up and rushed towards the bus stop. The bus stop was situated by a small narrow road with dense forestation surrounding the area. Sam waited for about 20 minutes and was about to make his way to the main road to catch a cab when a double deck bus appeared from nowhere. He hesitantly waved it down, boarded the bus and the only person he saw on the same bus was a frail ghastly looking old woman.
Sam felt uneasy upon seeing her and was about to go up to the upper deck when a voice ranged out in Cantonese, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous" It was the old retard. Her comment sent a chill through Sam's bones and he figured that the upper deck might be "dirty". He decided to heed the old woman's advice and grab a seat at the lower deck even though he felt uncomfortable by her presence. It was an agonizing 20 minutes journey before Sam reached his bus stop. He quickly alighted and turned to steal a quick glance at the old woman, who stared right back at him freakily by the window.
Without further ado, Sam hastened his pace and was fortunate to reach home safely. The next day, Sam was requested to work overtime and ended up being the last person left in the office again. It was already past midnight and Sam was contemplating whether to take a cab home but decided against it in the end as money was tight. So he made his way to the bus stop again and after about 20 minutes, the same double deck boarded bus appeared. Sam the bus and saw the same old woman again. He decided to go to the upper deck again when the old woman called out to him, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous". Even though, he heard it before, the twerp still felt a certain fear inside him since it's the 7th month. To be on the safe side, he reluctantly took a seat at the lower deck again and reached home with no incidents.
The third day, Sam was asked to do overtime again. By now he was feeling dreaded and worried as he didn't want to repeat the same process again. But he obliged nevertheless since it's his livelihood. He was, you guessed it, the last person left in the office again. He made the same journey to the bus stop, occasionally checking his back as he walked.
The double deck Bus arrived; he boarded it and saw the same old woman again. As he proceeded to go upstairs, the old weirdo warned him again, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous". Sam was fed up with the old woman by now and decided to go upstairs even though he was scared enough to pee in his pants. He saw no freaks when he reached the upper deck and slowly made his way to the back of the bus and sat down. Sam's heart began pounding away as he waited anxiously for something to happen. After 30 minutes, with nothing happening, Sam went downstairs to confront the old woman and asked her why she kept saying its dangerous upstairs. The old woman turned, stared at him and replied, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous. Upstairs got no bus driver".
StupiD WiRE
Stupid wire poking my mouth causing ulcers. 1st time. And it sucks.
Bloody hell.
Bloody hell.
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
BraceS~!
So I just fixed my braces just now. I was half an hours late for my appointment and the dentist sounded a bit annoyed. Stupid bus.
So anyway, the fixing of the braces didn't hurt a bit. But after that you cant bite or your teeth will hurt. Ugh. And you will feel that there are something stuck in your mouth permenantly. Double ugh. Hmm but i guess I will take some time to get used to this yea?
So anyway, the fixing of the braces didn't hurt a bit. But after that you cant bite or your teeth will hurt. Ugh. And you will feel that there are something stuck in your mouth permenantly. Double ugh. Hmm but i guess I will take some time to get used to this yea?
Monday, May 23, 2005
SicK. AAaaaaaaHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh
I never knew extracting a stupid measly tooth could cause so much pain. Let's see, the bleeding did not stop for HOURS and as a result, I could not eat. Finally I was so hungry that I decided to eat anyway (it was still bleeding by the way). I ate a few spoons of porridge when I felt sick. I had a very bad gastric. I vomited three times that night.
If this was not enough, I woke up at three thirty in the wee hours to find myself shivering in cold. Oh yes I had high fever. How convenient. My temperature was 39 degrees Celsius! Ugh. But I feel so much better now. Thank God!
Oh yea, I'm making braces tomorrow after school, that's why I have to had my tooth extracted.. I hope it doesn't hurt.
If this was not enough, I woke up at three thirty in the wee hours to find myself shivering in cold. Oh yes I had high fever. How convenient. My temperature was 39 degrees Celsius! Ugh. But I feel so much better now. Thank God!
Oh yea, I'm making braces tomorrow after school, that's why I have to had my tooth extracted.. I hope it doesn't hurt.
Saturday, May 21, 2005
SLUT??
Hmm isn't SLUT a strong word to use for a 13 year old girl? Stupid 'watching' she's my friend, watch your mouth thanks.
Friday, May 06, 2005
1st Ladi - Never Be Replaced
I've started to really like the song Never Be Replaceced by 1st Ladi. When I first heard it, I hated it, but then suddenly I changed my mind.
Lyrics:
[Chorus]
Baby I love you and I'll never let you go
But if I have to boy I think that you should know
All the love we make can never be erase
And i promise you that you will never be replaced
Baby I love you and I'll never let you go
But if I have to boy I think that you should know
All the love we make can never be erase
And i promise you that you will never be replaced
I love you yes I do
I'll be with you as long as you want me too
Until the end of time
From the day I met you
I know we've be together
And now I know I wanna be with you forever
I wanna marry you and I wanna have your kids
Thinking never compare to feel enough to kisses
I can say I'm truly happy to the same
You've made me think I'll die and live my life hesitate
There's never been no doubt in my mind
That I 'll regret ever having you by my side
But if the day come that I'll have to let you go
I think that something I should probably let you know
With everything that I spent with you
Then I will miss you cuz I’m happy that i have you at all
[Repeat Chorus]
I feel for you yes I do
I'll be with you as long as you want me to
Until the end of time
Lyrics:
[Chorus]
Baby I love you and I'll never let you go
But if I have to boy I think that you should know
All the love we make can never be erase
And i promise you that you will never be replaced
Baby I love you and I'll never let you go
But if I have to boy I think that you should know
All the love we make can never be erase
And i promise you that you will never be replaced
I love you yes I do
I'll be with you as long as you want me too
Until the end of time
From the day I met you
I know we've be together
And now I know I wanna be with you forever
I wanna marry you and I wanna have your kids
Thinking never compare to feel enough to kisses
I can say I'm truly happy to the same
You've made me think I'll die and live my life hesitate
There's never been no doubt in my mind
That I 'll regret ever having you by my side
But if the day come that I'll have to let you go
I think that something I should probably let you know
With everything that I spent with you
Then I will miss you cuz I’m happy that i have you at all
[Repeat Chorus]
I feel for you yes I do
I'll be with you as long as you want me to
Until the end of time
Monday, May 02, 2005
FriENds... FoR LiFe?
Friends for Life.
Slogan of the SPCA. I always think that animals are better companions, better friends, than humans. And it's proven. Animals don't backstab you, they don't betray you, they don't break promises, and they don't lie to you. Unlike humans. Animals don't give you and make trouble. That is, if you don't count the times when they poop around the house.
I have a new friend. A REAL friend whom I can confide in, whom I trust, whom I can tell my secrets to. We became closer throughout these days.
I am glad that my other 2 friends share the same thought. The subject is HER. Yes HER. The bitch with the attitude problem (Okay, I'm coming on strong I know, but I don't have other words to rephrase that sentence. Maybe the FLIRT with the attitude problem?). The girl that everyone does not know; they do not know her true colours. She always thinks about herself. She loves herself. She is not even pretty. She scolds without reason, at every little thing. What DOES she sees in herself?? Even more importantly, what do OTHER PEOPLE see in her???
I feel so mean, thinking all this things. But to tell you the truth, I don't like her even BEFORE my friends began to notice that she change.. for the worse. I have always tolerated her, for the sake of our friendship; not only with her but only with my other friends, as I thought I was the only one who realise she have more bad points then good points.
I don't know what to do now. I really don't. I don't want to tell her how I feel, because I know she will take it the hard way. And I know that even if I tell her, she would not change. The chances of her changing is as big as the chances of pigs that could fly.
Friendship. I value friendship a lot. And I don't want to break it. Especially when we are in a group. But then again. Group. GROUP. This isn't about GROUP. It's ALWAYS about HER. She doesn't think of us. She only thinks of herself. She doesn't want to feel left out. So it's alright to ditch the rest of us for the moment just so she would not be alone? When we are walking together, she left us behind.. So she can be in front of us. She pushes us, so she can be in the center.
She can weasel her way out of anything. She's spoilt. I think her mum is nice, but she always scream at her mum, for petty reasons. She always gets what she wants. SpoilT SpoilT SPoiLT with a capital S.
You might think I really really hate her, from the way I write. But not really. I just don't like her. I don't HATE her. Really. I think.. I'm just telling the truth.
Friends for Life.
I'm determined not to lose my friends for life.
Slogan of the SPCA. I always think that animals are better companions, better friends, than humans. And it's proven. Animals don't backstab you, they don't betray you, they don't break promises, and they don't lie to you. Unlike humans. Animals don't give you and make trouble. That is, if you don't count the times when they poop around the house.
I have a new friend. A REAL friend whom I can confide in, whom I trust, whom I can tell my secrets to. We became closer throughout these days.
I am glad that my other 2 friends share the same thought. The subject is HER. Yes HER. The bitch with the attitude problem (Okay, I'm coming on strong I know, but I don't have other words to rephrase that sentence. Maybe the FLIRT with the attitude problem?). The girl that everyone does not know; they do not know her true colours. She always thinks about herself. She loves herself. She is not even pretty. She scolds without reason, at every little thing. What DOES she sees in herself?? Even more importantly, what do OTHER PEOPLE see in her???
I feel so mean, thinking all this things. But to tell you the truth, I don't like her even BEFORE my friends began to notice that she change.. for the worse. I have always tolerated her, for the sake of our friendship; not only with her but only with my other friends, as I thought I was the only one who realise she have more bad points then good points.
I don't know what to do now. I really don't. I don't want to tell her how I feel, because I know she will take it the hard way. And I know that even if I tell her, she would not change. The chances of her changing is as big as the chances of pigs that could fly.
Friendship. I value friendship a lot. And I don't want to break it. Especially when we are in a group. But then again. Group. GROUP. This isn't about GROUP. It's ALWAYS about HER. She doesn't think of us. She only thinks of herself. She doesn't want to feel left out. So it's alright to ditch the rest of us for the moment just so she would not be alone? When we are walking together, she left us behind.. So she can be in front of us. She pushes us, so she can be in the center.
She can weasel her way out of anything. She's spoilt. I think her mum is nice, but she always scream at her mum, for petty reasons. She always gets what she wants. SpoilT SpoilT SPoiLT with a capital S.
You might think I really really hate her, from the way I write. But not really. I just don't like her. I don't HATE her. Really. I think.. I'm just telling the truth.
Friends for Life.
I'm determined not to lose my friends for life.
There are times when I just absolutely LOVE school. The times when I am DEAD BORED. The times when I have NOTHING to do. The times when I am just BULLSHITTING around.
Like now.
Having said that, I found out that I'm am NOT looking for school tomorrow. I hate school. Well, this is only one of the various reasons why I don't want to come to school tomorrow.
I won't be surprised if I am going to be hated tomorrow. Really. Well, that probably wouldn't happen, if it is not for HIM. His neediness is going to make me die. Why can't he act a little grown up and more sensible, instead of a kid who throws tantrum if he does not get a candy.
Somebody please shoot me.
No, not really, I meant her. Shoot her. Not me.
Like now.
Having said that, I found out that I'm am NOT looking for school tomorrow. I hate school. Well, this is only one of the various reasons why I don't want to come to school tomorrow.
I won't be surprised if I am going to be hated tomorrow. Really. Well, that probably wouldn't happen, if it is not for HIM. His neediness is going to make me die. Why can't he act a little grown up and more sensible, instead of a kid who throws tantrum if he does not get a candy.
Somebody please shoot me.
No, not really, I meant her. Shoot her. Not me.
MiSS Ya, SeC FourS!
So, this past Saturday is the last choir practice with the sec fours, before they step down for their exams. I will miss them soooo much! I miss them already, and I know that I will miss them more and more as the years go on.
Time flies so fast! Days had passed and hours had slipped away, and before we realised, it's time to say goodbye to our sec fours.
I think of the moments we shared, the days we spent together, the sweet memories we had. All these are etched deep in my mind, impossible to erase.
TO MY SENIORS: I WILL MISS YOU GUYS SOOO MUCH! GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR Os!
Time flies so fast! Days had passed and hours had slipped away, and before we realised, it's time to say goodbye to our sec fours.
I think of the moments we shared, the days we spent together, the sweet memories we had. All these are etched deep in my mind, impossible to erase.
TO MY SENIORS: I WILL MISS YOU GUYS SOOO MUCH! GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR Os!
Sunday, May 01, 2005
SpEecH DaY
Today we had our speech day. Us choir performed in our purple dress. Surprisingly, I did not feel anything poking my body. Guess I've gotten used to it. It's good though, as it would not have been a pleasant sight if I were to scratch and scratch while singing.
Nothing interesting happen today, really. I only like the part when it's time to put our make up on. I helped one of my friends to do that. AND SHE FINALLY DARED TO PUT ON EYELINER (even if it's liquid one) !!!!!!!!! LETS GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR FARHANAH!!!!!!! W00T~
Anyway, Dixon took some photo's of us.. Here they are:





Nothing interesting happen today, really. I only like the part when it's time to put our make up on. I helped one of my friends to do that. AND SHE FINALLY DARED TO PUT ON EYELINER (even if it's liquid one) !!!!!!!!! LETS GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR FARHANAH!!!!!!! W00T~
Anyway, Dixon took some photo's of us.. Here they are:
Saturday, April 02, 2005
ToDaY.....
This morning, I set off for choir at 8. We had to wear our SYF dress and court shoes the whole time we were practicing, simply to "get used to it". We stood like for about 3 hours in the prickly dress and heels, and it was a terrible time.
We were dismissed at 1.30pm. We were supposed to have a class gathering at Sunplaza Park for the class competition thing, which we chose music video. Very little people were there, only about ¼ of our class came. When me and Suryana came, we only saw Felicia, Syed, Gladys, Shirley, Jun En, Carlo, Gerald, Bi Jie, and Cheng Wai. They were already about to finish the shoot. Me and Suryana came for nothing, but at least we came.
I dunno what it is about, but I know it is about Shirley breaking up with Cheng Wai. Carlo was really excited about the video, and Shirley was the star. Shirley had to slap Cheng Wai.. LOL.. Poor Cheng Wai.. Too bad it's not the other way around...
There were quite a few stray cats there. Two black kitten were at the gazebo. They were really tame. There was a moment when I sat down, the smallet kitten leapt on my skirt and curled up cozily! LOL it was SOOOO cute! C heng Wai suggested to take picture, but my camera phone was really lousy. I was delighted, yet at the same time, "Oh ShiT!" because I had difficulties in removing the kitten from my lap. It was really difficult to, because of the position it was in. I was about to ask Cheng Wai to lift it up when he went off after the rest. Hmmpphhh. In the end I managed to lift it up and we quickly followed Cheng Wai.
To fast forward the day, me and Suryana went home before the rest.
We were dismissed at 1.30pm. We were supposed to have a class gathering at Sunplaza Park for the class competition thing, which we chose music video. Very little people were there, only about ¼ of our class came. When me and Suryana came, we only saw Felicia, Syed, Gladys, Shirley, Jun En, Carlo, Gerald, Bi Jie, and Cheng Wai. They were already about to finish the shoot. Me and Suryana came for nothing, but at least we came.
I dunno what it is about, but I know it is about Shirley breaking up with Cheng Wai. Carlo was really excited about the video, and Shirley was the star. Shirley had to slap Cheng Wai.. LOL.. Poor Cheng Wai.. Too bad it's not the other way around...
There were quite a few stray cats there. Two black kitten were at the gazebo. They were really tame. There was a moment when I sat down, the smallet kitten leapt on my skirt and curled up cozily! LOL it was SOOOO cute! C heng Wai suggested to take picture, but my camera phone was really lousy. I was delighted, yet at the same time, "Oh ShiT!" because I had difficulties in removing the kitten from my lap. It was really difficult to, because of the position it was in. I was about to ask Cheng Wai to lift it up when he went off after the rest. Hmmpphhh. In the end I managed to lift it up and we quickly followed Cheng Wai.
To fast forward the day, me and Suryana went home before the rest.
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