WoUlD YoU RaThEr....

Would You Rather________
(MUST choose 1!!)

Be constantly depressed OR constantly afraid?
> Constantly afraid I guess..

Show up noticeably drunk on a national TV show OR roaring drunk at your child's college graduation?
> Uhh... I guess drunk on national TV..?

Always have to write with your nondominant hand OR always have to write with your eyes closed?
> Write with nondominant hand

Be trapped in jail with a guard who hates you OR with a cell mate who hates you?
> Trapped in jail with a guard who hates me

Have regular encounters with aliens and not have any proof OR have your best friend be invisible?
> Have my best friend be invisible

Always spit when you talk OR always be spit on when spoken to?
> Spit when I talk

Spend a week at school in your underwear OR attend two classes completely nude?
> UMMMMMM!!!!

Always show up 20 minutes late for everything OR always show up 90 mintues early for everything?
> A|Show up 90 mintues early for everything

Eat one small hotel bar of soap OR six sticks of butter?
> Uhh..

Bang your funny bone five times in a row until it's not funny anymore OR listen to somebody scrape nails down a chalkboard for 20 mintues?
> Huh..? I guess... listen to somebody scrape nails down a chalkboard..

Eat your entire diet cold OR eat your entire diet overcooked?
> Cold..

Work for your sibling OR your best friend?
> Hmm... Depends.. But I guess sibling..

Have to learn sword swallowing OR fire eating?
> Sword swallowing..

Have your spouse be disappointed in you OR have your child be disappointed in you?
> Ummm... Neither..?

Always almost have to sneeze OR hit your funny bone every 15 minutes?
> What funny bone?

Live in a world without grass OR roads?
> Umm... Without road..

Super glue your eyes shut OR super glue them open?
> Open

Be perceived as intelligent OR street smart?
> uhhh.. huh?

Age from only the neck up OR age from only the neck down?
> Neck up

Have no short-term memory OR no long-term memory?
> huh?

Never look healthy OR never feel healthy?
> look

Have a see-through nose OR entirely white eyeballs?
> See-through nose

Not eat for three days OR not sleep for three days
> Sleep

Have to put to sleep five puppies you just got OR a dog you've had for a year?
> NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marry a whiner OR marry a bully?
> What kind of bully?

Be very clumsy OR very forgetful?
> Forgetful

Experience the Titanic OR the Hindenburg?
> Hindenburg? Huh?

Live to be 100 years old OR start life over from birth and live to be only 60 years old, knowing what you know now?
> Start over from birth