Freako

On a typical Sunday evening, a young woman was driving herself to a meeting she had up north the next day when she noticed that she was running low on crap and didn't know where the next gas station was. Just as she thought she would have to pull over and sleep the night on the side of the road like a stupid moron, she came across a rather freaky petrol station.

When she pulled in, the attendant (who had hairs like a gorilla by the way) made his way around the car and seemed to be very distracted when she asked him to fill it up. She even thought that the man was making retard faces at her. He finally agreed to get the freaking gas, but then asked her to pop open the hood of the car because there "seemed to be a problem" (Or maybe he was just a sissy not strong enough to open?).

Naturally, the woman became a little anxious - she was all alone in a remote gas station, out in the middle of nowhere and it was obvious that the attendant was trying to find reasons to keep her there. He asked her to look at the engine, because he had to "show her something". Not wanting to seem hysterical and paranoid, she, being a dimwit, did as he asked. As she rounded the front of the car he grabbed her arm and said that her car needed to be towed to the nearest town and she would have to come into the office to complete the paperwork. He then put his hairy hand over her mouth and forced her into the office.

She began to bite his hand (ugh gross) once they were inside and he let her go. He explained to her that there was a man crouched down in the backseat of her car and the attendant didn't want him to know that he'd been seen. They called the police who came to arrest the man who, it was later discovered, was a known serial killer. What a freak.

Here's another one.


The story took place during the 7th month of the Chinese lunar calendar and revolved around a young block-head named Sam. Sam at that time was working as a general worker, in a crappy company located at Tuas. During one particular working day, the whole of Sam's company was requested to work overtime in order to meet a deadline due tomorrow.

By the time every piece of shit was done, it was already past 1 am and Sam was the last person left in the office. He was left wondering whether there were still any bus services at this hour. He decided to try his luck and quickly tidied up the office, locked up and rushed towards the bus stop. The bus stop was situated by a small narrow road with dense forestation surrounding the area. Sam waited for about 20 minutes and was about to make his way to the main road to catch a cab when a double deck bus appeared from nowhere. He hesitantly waved it down, boarded the bus and the only person he saw on the same bus was a frail ghastly looking old woman.

Sam felt uneasy upon seeing her and was about to go up to the upper deck when a voice ranged out in Cantonese, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous" It was the old retard. Her comment sent a chill through Sam's bones and he figured that the upper deck might be "dirty". He decided to heed the old woman's advice and grab a seat at the lower deck even though he felt uncomfortable by her presence. It was an agonizing 20 minutes journey before Sam reached his bus stop. He quickly alighted and turned to steal a quick glance at the old woman, who stared right back at him freakily by the window.

Without further ado, Sam hastened his pace and was fortunate to reach home safely. The next day, Sam was requested to work overtime and ended up being the last person left in the office again. It was already past midnight and Sam was contemplating whether to take a cab home but decided against it in the end as money was tight. So he made his way to the bus stop again and after about 20 minutes, the same double deck boarded bus appeared. Sam the bus and saw the same old woman again. He decided to go to the upper deck again when the old woman called out to him, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous". Even though, he heard it before, the twerp still felt a certain fear inside him since it's the 7th month. To be on the safe side, he reluctantly took a seat at the lower deck again and reached home with no incidents.

The third day, Sam was asked to do overtime again. By now he was feeling dreaded and worried as he didn't want to repeat the same process again. But he obliged nevertheless since it's his livelihood. He was, you guessed it, the last person left in the office again. He made the same journey to the bus stop, occasionally checking his back as he walked.

The double deck Bus arrived; he boarded it and saw the same old woman again. As he proceeded to go upstairs, the old weirdo warned him again, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous". Sam was fed up with the old woman by now and decided to go upstairs even though he was scared enough to pee in his pants. He saw no freaks when he reached the upper deck and slowly made his way to the back of the bus and sat down. Sam's heart began pounding away as he waited anxiously for something to happen. After 30 minutes, with nothing happening, Sam went downstairs to confront the old woman and asked her why she kept saying its dangerous upstairs. The old woman turned, stared at him and replied, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous. Upstairs got no bus driver".