FaRtS

Dan was telling me and justin a 'fart' story yesterday. Here's an extract.


Dan: the other dae i fart 8 times in a row
`[Justin]'`!: great
Me: NOT great
Dan: at least it doesnt smell
`[Justin]'`!: he muz hav blasted a big hole on the chair
or sofa
`[Justin]'`!: poor sofa
Dan:
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: i wasnt even sitting
`[Justin]'`!: omg.... u have to buy a new one then
Me: lol
`[Justin]'`!: u not sitting???
Dan: no
`[Justin]'`!: then u blasted a hole on the wall
`[Justin]'`!: thats worse...
`[Justin]'`!: even more costly
Me: hahaha!!!
Dan:
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: i fart while standing then suryana run
away sia
`[Justin]'`!: well... she has to....
Dan: it doesnt smell!!!
`[Justin]'`!: otherwise her skirt or trousers would be
spoilt
Me: hahahahahaha
Dan: y should she run away??!!!
Me: or worse...
Me: she will be blown away
`[Justin]'`!: bodily injury
Dan: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: BLOWN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
`[Justin]'`!: to penang
Me: or to pluto
`[Justin]'`!: out of this galaxy
Dan: HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!
`[Justin]'`!: urs is powerful
Me: handy to have you in a war
Dan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: dan...
`[Justin]'`!: ru ok???