9 types of people who annoy me

1. People who point at their wrist while asking the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Ofcourse it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stared at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short".
What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

ShoppinG For Hari RayA

Hmmmph I asked my sis to let me use the laptop, she told me, 'in a while". And I waited 5 HOURS before she let me use. Is that called A WHILE?? Huh.

So anyway, yesterday I went to the Bazaar at Geylang with my mum at about 7.45. The night was till young and it wasn't too crowded. Thank GOD! We searched for clothes for us. I didn't see anything interesting. Not much there. Last year's stock had more variety of clothes. I saw some nice white baju kebaya.. But it gets too dirty easily. We looked around first. It's wiser that way. What happens when you see one you like, buy that for 100 bucks plus, and found a nicer one for half the price later? By the time It's sooo nothing much, so I asked my mum if we can go to 2nd Chance or whatever that mall is called, and looked there.

Bleh nothing much also. But there is one shop that caught my attention. There was this 3 white kebaya, it was so glam. Hahahah looked a bit like weeding gowns. Next time I get married I know where to buy my clothes. Hahaha.. Then it will be Malay tradition plus the western one.. lalalala. Nothing much, then we went back. That's when I saw a huge crowd entering the doors of the mall. Whoah lucky we got there early!

Then we wanted to go to Joo Chiat Complex, but then not long after, my mum had bad leg cramps. She had to stay on that spot for sometime. Lucky it was at the roadside and not in the bazaar. If not the people will just push her. Poor mama..

She said she needed an istonic drink, so we looked out for H20.. Then, before going back, we searched for some foodstuff. Can't find anything nice, and we kept going in big circles. Zzz.. And I thought she was supposed to rest her legs.. -.-

Finally FINALLY we took the bus home. We took 61... Then I saw a little bug on the floor. At least, I thought it was a bug. That was before I saw a bigger bug.. A bigger bug which was actually baby cockroach. I pointed this out to my mum, and that's when I realised there's MORE. Much much more! God. They were all over the place, climbing here and there, as well as crawling on the floor. Me and my mum carried out legs up all the way to our stop.. lol.. If my sister was there, she would probably alight at the next stop!

Then we took the lift up and I saw on the wall of the lift:

"John
fuck
Lily

-Irwan"

Lol my mum went, "What is this?" I told her there was another message near our staircase. She said, "Ya that one is 'Irwan fuck Suhaila' right. This one is 'John fuck Lily. They keep saying each other, why not write 'John fuck Irwan'"

LMAO she actually said the f-word like she said it everyday. AHAHAHA Who knew?? LOL I burst out laughing at her suggestion. John fuck Irwan. Hahahaha what gayness.

Mission Accomplished!

Wee! Okay mission accomplished; I'm done with Fana's and Yana's blogskins. Wee!

Here's Fana's. Click to enlarge.

 

And here's Yana's. Click to enlarge.

 

 

Lalalala.

And hopefully I can manage to keep this blogskin til at least December at least.

Hah yea right.

But who knows.

PS:

I can't believe I miss the fun at Gerald's house...

I screwed up.

Oh I totally screwed up today, for Science and Malay. Especially Science. I hate knowing that I wasted marks on carelessness. There was this question I wrote the correct answer. At first.. Then I went to change it. Argh! Then there was this question, about contraction. I didn't read properly!! If not I could have gotten correct!! And another question, I crossed out C cuz it's wrong.... and I put C as my answer.. Need more? Okay, how about I didn't read this question properly, it said "Which of the following will not take place..." NOT. NOT!! Oh my god. So another mark wasted. Hmm lets see, diffusion of photosynthesis. When plants photosynthesise, carbon dioxide is taken IN and oxygen OUT right?? Duh everybody knows that/ But guess what? I wrote down carbon dioxide is taken OUT and oxygen IN instead. And FINALLY (thank God, if not I will have no marks left), the last question about the food chain. I didn't read properly also. DOH.

How many marks I lost? You do your math.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I HatE ExaMs!!

Okay, fist off, sorry I haven't been updating. Nothing much to blog about. Except exams. And who wants to read about boring old exams? Certainly not me. But I want to blog about it all of a sudden. So buzz off, it's just my boring rants.

Maths and History was yesterday. Oh my god Maths is soo hard! It will be a miracle if I pass. ARGH!! It was a disaster!! I know if Miss Ho set I can score better because she like algebra, and she trained me hard on those algebra chapters. ARGH!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO GET B FOR MATHS!

OH ya, I forgot to mention I got streamed into 3E4/3E5 instead of 3E3 ^^ And I hope I will be able to get to 3E5!! Insyaallah.. And I don't want to go back to 3E3. Urgh.

So, about History. Well it's managable. Kinda hard also.

Today was Malay Paper 1 and Geography. My Malay is crap, so I will be totally shocked if I get high for it. Geography is quite easy! I hope I can get at least a B. I need all the high marks I can get to go 3E5!

Oh ya, and

SELAMAT BERPUASE SEMUA!!

Photos!

Yesterday I went to visit my relative after school. Her daughter gave birth few weeks back and babies are cute, so I decided to follow my mum. If it wasn't for the baby I wouldn't come at all.

The baby is called Nur Aldinni or something like that. I've forgotten >< She is soo small and delicate!







Cute ain't she?? Say no and I'll wring your neck.

Anyway, after that I went to Geylang wetmarket. I saw turtle eggs being sold. 5 for 5 bucks. Expensive. No wonder cuz they smuggle them. Long time no eat.

Then my mum was buying some stuff at the hawker center. I was just sitting down quietly when this chinese lady asked me, "How's your grandmother?" I was so taken aback. I searched her face for some signs of recognisation, but I couldn't place her anywhere! I told my mum afterwards, she said she think it's one of the nurses that took care of my granma ><

Anyway, then we went back to Eunos and I saw this big spectacle shop with trendy frames. I asked my mum to take a look, and the guy from the shop thinks I'm those little 5-year-old girls wearing pink frocks. He keep handing me these small round pink spectacle frames. In the end I found a frame that I like and I proceeded to check my eyesight. He didn't put the lense aligned to my eyes, how am I supposed to see??!?! Then he put my specs in the checking room and told me to go out while he talk bla bla bla. And he forgot about my specs! Sheesh. I'm collecting the specs today..

Anyway, here's the photo for the NTUC thingy. Don't know what I'm talking about, look at this post.


 

Don't laugh. Click image to enlarge.


Then there's the Sentosa Performance. Fana gave these pics to me this morning. Refer to this post if you don't know whatI'm talking about.

 

 

Isalina liked the pose of the lady circle in red ><

Click images to enlarge.

WoohOo!! Fasting on Monday!!

Oh ya, she touched her asss again several times just now, and looked at her hand... Disgusting.

So now I'm eating chocolate ice cream, waiting for Dan to reply me. What he doing sia. Hope not maple...

I went to the library and borrowed some books, and Mardiana managed to find the 3rd Mediator..

Finally he replied! He said he was looking for his red marker...

Oh and my sister said she kept thinking of School Of Rock. Incidentally, I was thinking of that too in bus..

UGH SHIT GREAT, my post had been deleted! So I'll just type it again.

Today went well. The first thing we did was getting back our Maths papers. I had 28.5/40. I got an A, first time in history!

After Maths, we got back our Geog exam. I got 17/20! Another A!! In Geog, Vincent told us that when Kacang tie her hair, she looks like a tae-kwan-do master. Me and Dan burst out laughing. Miss Fang scolded Danial saying she could hear him laugh, and Dan said it was me. Hmmph of all the nerve!

During recess, I was talking to Isalina when I heard a scream beside me. I was really startled and I let out a shriek too. What only happened was Mardiana's burger fell. -.- Then, at some point of time, Mardiana was talking to me and I wanted to drink my Soya Bean when I realised it was gone. I looked over at Mardiana's side and saw ANOTHER Soya Bean drink. I glared at Mardiana and pointed at her Soya Bean drink. She went, "Oh my God I'm so sorry. eee!" I ended up having to drink HER Soya Bean drink without the straw. I had to drink from the pathetic hole made from the straw. Just like Mardiana grabbing every food and drink in sight!

Me and some others had to stay back for a while cuz we changed seats. I only moved up one row! Sheesh. The rest kept arguing with her, making her sprout more nonsense and wasting my time. I smartly kept my mouth shut, and in the end Miss Tay said Justin, Kok Pern and me could go first. Score for me! ^^

One Tree Hill starts at 5. Can't wait!

My BlooD iS boiLing

This may be a very crude post. I'm not exactly feeling joyous.

Oh. My. God! She makes my blood boil! Reading her blog, I felt my temper rising. HONESTLY I SWEAR SHE'S THE MOST IGNORANT PERSON I KNOW!

Extracted from her blog:
"After skool, met Tay sumwhere near the piano. She wanted 2 c me bout ma hairstyle. She kept on goin You're smart girl...blah blah. I noe I'm a smart girl, so wat? Even if she praise me a gazillion tymz, I will still refuse to tie up ma hair. "

Serious ah, Tay is really stupid. Then, she asked me if I don't lyk her. I told her the truth, I don't lyk her. She said tat there r ppl who don't lyk her. In ma head, I was lyk, "So you realise!' Then she asked why I don't lyk her. I said tat she's always making stupid jokes n making us do stupid things lyk the friendship activity earlier on. She explainz bout the activity bt I dunno WTF is she talking bout. Actually the real reason why I hate her is bcoz she'z damn irritating [oh sry, irriTAYting]. The mre she explain, the mre I don't understand. I juz pretend 2 understand. Bout ma hair, she said itz the duty of the home teachers n dean 2 remind me to tie up ma hair. She then asked me if I wanna be on her x-mas list or her Halloween list. Whatever list she puts me in, I dun care. She also said tat she didn't wanna be ma enemy, she wanna be ma fren. In ma head, I was lyk 'You want to be my friend? Your head!' Before ending the 'talk' she gave me her hp no. n her email add expecting me to contact her if I have any problems. Like real I want to call her if I got problems. She wanted me 2 stop hating her."

UH HELLO?!?! It's just your stupid hair! What's the big deal about tying your damn bloody hair?? If you are the most beautiful person with great hair never mind! What, you think your hair is so pretty?? Puh-lease! And what's with the self-praising?? I don't see you being the top of the class! Don't be a self-centered bitch for goodness sake! Stop making an issue of everything!

One thing you should know. Never, ever insult someone else if you are one yourself. Pot calling the kettle black. Irritayting. Oooohh aahh, ha-ha-ha! Umm, hello! At least Miss Tay realises some people don't like her, unlike you! It's good enough that at least SOMEone wants to be your friend!

Her whole blog is full of dissing people, looking down her flat nose on them as if she's the most perfect person in the world. Even I don't diss that much! (Apart from this post >< And she deserves it anyway)

I swear, Miss Tay is not exactly the best person either, but in comparison, Miss Tay seems like a bunny rabbit next to a giant gorilla.

PS: I've edited this post. It was too crude before >.<

We starteD of thE daY....

with a Lit exam. Total 35 marks. But Miss Tay typed 30. And the number sequence of the questions are 1, 2, 3, 2. How smart. Anyway, the paper was very very very hard. Essay questions. But Muhammad managed to write 3 pages! Or was it 3 papers? Can't remember, but it was bloody long. If I'm Muhammad and I didn't get 30 and above, I'm going to bash her head.

After Lit was Art. And guess what we have to draw. Peanuts! Of all things! It's part of End of Year exam. Somehow, when I look at all those peanuts, I felt a shudder down my spine. For some reason. Maybe because I associate peanuts with Kacang, or whatever. I told Miss Tay, "Ee Miss Tay, I don't like peanuts!" She asked me, "Why? Are you allergic to peanuts?" I told her no. "Er a little bit," I added after an afterthought.

But really! Of all things! "Obsevational Sketches Of Nut" It even sounds stupid. Who would want tot observe nuts?!? Nuts are meant to be eaten! Danial put the nut in my ear. Urgh disgusting. I managed to put in two nuts in Danial's shirt. Wahaha! But anyway, why can't we draw something nicer?? Like.. like.. Butterflies? Little insects fluttering by.. Okay yea, it probrably wouldn't be a nice move to get everyone a butterfly specimen. Just an example.

Ok, then Kacang got scolded bacuse of her hair. She didn't tie her hair. And when she talked to Miss Tay, she actually FLICKED her hair! Urgh! Gross! I got goosebumbs looking at her do that!

Anyway then it was recess time. Weee! I was very hungry today for some reason. But I couldn't finish my mash potatoes. I felt.. bloated for some reason. Anyway after recss was moral education. Miss Tay printed out this 2 articles about blogging. About this 2 cases of racist comments. The title of one of the articles was "Blogging without Fear" and smart-ass Vincent liquid off the F in 'fear'. So it looked like Blogging without Ear. Miss Tay saw and was highly irritated. She ticked him off, which she does every single day, telling him to "get a life." LOL nice. First time I heard Miss Tay giving good 'advice'.

Then Cheng Wai did a very disgusting thing. He smelt his armpit. This cause an uproar in the class and Vincent got scolded for laughing too much. Or was it someone else? Can't remember. Later Dan told me he was imitating Kacang. Was he?? I know she smells her ass, but her armpit??? Gross.

Then it was Malay exam. Aaah!! The paper was very very hard! Okay fine, what's new. Anything to do with Malay is hard. But I want to get 30 plus over 50! >.< Then it was History. Urgh boring! Mr Sim keeps droning on and on, it's hard to pay attention! Then the bell rang, signalling school dismissal.

So tOdAy..

Things went on to usual. Have lots of homework, which I doubt I can finish in time tmr. I still have to study for Maths, Science and Geog exam. Which is tomorrow. All three. Pretty screwed up.

Me and Dan stayed back to do our Art project. We did it in class. The guys, as usual, was there playing cards. I remembered I brought 1 packet of bubblegum, so I decided to chew one. Danial wanted one, but he changed his mind when I told him it's watermelon flavour. I flashed him a, "I knew it," look, which is a bad idea. He proceeded to wheedle, saying he changed his mind. I told him I only brought 1. He said, "Yah, one packet," or something around those lines. He was correct, but I wasn't going to tell him that. So surpressing a smile, I insisted that I only have 1. Hey! It was my only bar okay??

Anyway, the school janitor wanted to lock up the room. So me and Danial went to the library. I HAD TO MISS SAIL!! AAHH! Ok, anyway, there's no one for me to go with. I asked the kindest person of the class, aka Vincent, to help me take extra worksheet for me if he can, and he obliged. NOT.

Anyway, as I was saying, Me and Danial went to the library, only to be greeeted with no spare table for us. So we proceeded down to the canteen, and Danial don't want to do there, as "there is a lot of bird shit on the tables." So I suggested the fitness corner. At first he complained it was too hot there, but in the end he gave in.

When reaching there, Danial proceeded to lie on the dirty ground, and I saw some shit on his pants. In turned out to be the skin of a peanut. EWWWWWW! He sat on kacang!

Anyway, we started our work. We took a lot of breaks, playing the monkey bar. I could do everything. I was kinda surprised, I hadn't practice monkey bars for quite a long time. Danial couldn't do. -.- It was kinda comical the way he swing.

At one point of time, my Bandong drink spilled, and not long after, a lot of ants were there. And I mean A LOT. At least 50.

Anyway, we decided to go home at 4.45. Because Danial have a bad urge to shit. So I helped him pack his bag. He couldn't bend down, later he release his shit. I haven't done packing when he cannot tahan anymore. So he ran all the way to the toilet. I helped carry his bag to the canteen. On the way, his tie dropped but I didn't realise it. So we have to go and retrace my steps to find his tie.

So anyway, we went home.

Lalala.

Damn I can't find the bloody curved ruler.

Blogthings

Your Blog Should Be Blue

Your blog is a peaceful, calming force in the blogosphere. You tend to avoid conflict - you're more likely to share than rant. From your social causes to cute pet photos, your life is a (mostly) open book.

What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?

Your Blogging Type Is the Private Performer

Your blog is your stage - with your visitors your adoring fans. At least, that's how you write with your witty one liners. And while you like attention, you value your privacy. You're likely to have an anonymous blog - or turn off comments.

What's Your Blogging Personality?

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you. You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance. Your ideal relationship is traditional. Without saying anything, both of you communicate with your hearts. Your risk of cheating is low. Even if you're tempted, you'd try hard not to do it. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

You Are 40% Boyish and 60% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

You tend to notice the big things in life... But the details aren't exactly your forte

How Observant Are You?

How You Life Your Life

You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside. You say whatever is on your mind. Other people's reactions don't phase you. You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences. You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.

How Do You Live Your Life?

You Should Learn Chinese

Surprised? You shouldn't be - Chinese is perfect for an ambitious person like you. You're a natural entrepreneur, and a billion people are waiting to do business with you!

What Language Should You Learn?

Your Summer Ride is a Beetle Convertible

Fun, funky, and a little bit euro. You love your summers to be full of style and sun!

What's Your Summer Ride?

Woohoo! A Convertible is my dream car! ^^

Your Inner Child Is Sad

You're a very sensitive soul. You haven't grown that thick skin that most adults have. Easily hurt, you tend to retreat to your comfort zone. You don't let many people in - unless you've trusted them for a long time.

How Is Your Inner Child?

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian

You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead... But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself. You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place. You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!

How Machiavellian Are You?

What Your Sleeping Position Says

You are calm and rational. You are also giving and kind - a great friend. You are easy going and trusting. However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games.

What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

Your Career Type: Artistic

You are expressive, original, and independent. Your talents lie in your artistic abilities: creative writing, drama, crafts, music, or art. You would make an excellent: Actor - Art Teacher - Book Editor Clothes Designer - Comedian - Composer Dancer - DJ - Graphic Designer Illustrator - Musician - Sculptor The worst career options for your are conventional careers, like bank teller or secretary.

What's Your Ideal Career?

Uhhhh..

You Are 58% Addicted to Blogthings

You're a Blogthings fiend - addicted but not totally dependent. So what if you know your personality type by heart? And while you may feel like Blogthings is crack... There are people much worse off than you!

How Addicted To Blogthings Are You?

Your World View

You are a happy, well-balanced person who likes people and is liked by others. You question whether many conventional views on morality are valid under all circumstances. You are essentially a content person. Sometimes, you consider yourself a little superior. You are moral by your own standards. You believe that morality is what best suits the occasion.

What Is Your World View?

Your IQ Is 100

Your Logical Intelligence is Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average Your General Knowledge is Average

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Hmm.. Most a kinda true I guess.

I Miss YoU

Liz stared at the sleeping figure on the bed. Her cousin, Diana, looked so pale and frail. Looking at her made her feel frightened and lonely. Liz looked around the room. Sunlight poured in through the windows, making the room bright and cheery. There was also bright-coloured flowers, sent by relatives. Liz, however, did not feel at all cheerful. How could she? Her cousin had cancer. Her days were numbered. A tear rolled down her cheeks.

Liz could not believe that it was only a month ago when everything was normal. She remembered her cousin's laughter and her warm smile. Liz smiled slightly as she remembered the fun they had in the past.

Diana was her favourite cousin. Liz had no family, and it was Diana's family that welcomed her with open arms. They treated her like she was also a part of the family. Liz grew up with Diana, and Diana was not only a cousin to her. She is also her best friend and her sister.

"Excuse me, Miss? You have to go now. Visiting hours are over," a nurse smiled sympathetically at Liz, shattering all her thoughts. Liz got up and took a last glace at Diana.

It was about 10 at night, and Liz was getting ready to sleep. A phone rang, and Diana's father answered it. Liz could only hear murmurs. After some time, Diana's father came into her room and told her quietly, "We're going away. Diana had just passed away."

Liz could only stare numbly. She was too shocked to register what Diana's father had just said. I had prepared for the worst, but I had no idea it was going to be so soon.

We hurried to the hospital by tax. Diana's mother was sobbing hysterically, and looking at her, a sob caught in Liz's throat. I was going to miss Diana, but I have to accept the fact that she's gone from my life.

Diana, I miss you.

HaVe a Ride?

My grandmother went home today. The ambulance brought us home. My sis didn't want to sit in the back with me. It was later when I know why. It was bumpy. And it didn't help that I was sitting facing the back of the ambulance. It was kinda like a roller coaster ride. No kidding. And on our way back, my sis caught the mad man looking at us. Oh no! Now really have to avoid him at all cost!

Anyway I want to watch Monster In Law. Will update again later.

Sorry haven't been updating. Had no time. Anyway there's this crazy man living upstairs. He is always banging and shouting at his parents and whatever. I think he should get his head checked. I pity his elderly parents. His mother will always smile and wave at me everytime I walked past their house. However, I will always constrain myself from waving back whenever I see the man there. Yesterday, when I was walking home, I saw that man heading towards me. I avoided looking at him, but when we passed each other, he said to me, "Your (grand?)parents are the medical one right?"

I thought he said parents, butI couldn't be too sure. Anyway i plastered this fake smile and went, "Ah ya ya ya." Then he said, "Eh very cool ah." I faked a laugh in response, then I walked away hurriedly.

VERY COOL! HE ACTUALLY SAID VERY COOL! What did he meant by "very cool" huh? Did he think it's funny, being shuttled back and forth to the hospital, or does he wish his poor parents were in hospital too? And just the other day I saw him banging on the refrigerator. I swear man, he's so weird.

Today I went to the hospital to visit my grandmother. I ate lunch at the hospital's kopitiam with my sister. After finish eating, my sister saw a crowd outside the kopitiam. They looked like they were shooting a show. So me and my sister busybodied our way there. We saw this girl acting as a patient, and a guy beside her. He always act but i don't know his name. Chinese show. Should be. Finally we decided to go back to my grandmother's room.

After some time, I went to the Visitor's Lounge. Then this auntie asked me to buy for her a coke. using her money of course. She don't know how to use the machine I think, and she only understand basic English. And when I said basic, I mean REALLY basic.

So anyway, there's 2 options, Coke with ice and without. So I asked her which one she wanted. She replied, "Coke coke." So in the end I chose the one with ice. When the drink was still dispensing, she asked me, "Ok?" I told her, "Wait wait," in Mandarin, and she went, "Oh ok." When it's ready, I told her. She thanked me and drank her Coke happily.

Then, before I can even sit down, this Malay auntie called out to me, "Eh girl girl! How to make the coffee stronger? It's so bitter!" URGH! What am I?? The vending machine girl?!?! I told her to press the options, "More Sugar", "More Cream", "More ?" And she pressed More Cream and Less Cream. -.- Her eyesight something wrong. I didn't point that out. Then she tasted the drink and told me, "There cannot drink. So bitter!" Then there's this lady who wanted to buy a drink also. Then the Malay auntie complained to her. -.-

Then she took out more money and tried again. This time she pressed the correct button. Tasting it, she seemed satisfied and left.

The end.

PS:

Oh yea, I forgot to mention there was this freaking kid who kept kicking my chair throughout the ceremony. When I turned and glared at him, he stopped. Then I turned around again, only to have my chair kicked again. Ugh

Scholarship & Education Grants

So yesterday I went to the NTUC Marina 1 Boulevard to collect my hundred bucks. There were a lot of students there. The guest of honor is Mr Seng Han Thong, NTUC Assistant Secretary General and MP for Ang Mo Kio GRC, whoever he is. So anyway, before the ceremony start, they were screening I Not Stupid. Sad show. And the song didn't help either. Anyway, it started at 4 plus. It was supposed to start at 4, but Mr Seng arrived late. So we had to stand when he arrived, and then he gave a boring speech, followed by the Mandarin translation.

Then the ceremony begin. There was only 1 Haig Girls student and 1 Pasirian. Anyway, I waited a bloody boring 3 long hours. Just for a hundred bucks. IT was so boring, I smsed Mardiana. She was kind enough to entertain me although she was doing maths. Apparently stuck at question 5.

At one point of time, they announced my name. "Norhazwani Hamdan" My head shot up and I squinted at the stage. But these two ushers were blocking my view. So I stood up and craned my neck. I saw another girl there. If I'm not wrong she's a chinese. Apparently a mix-up. How many girl have the exact same name as me huh?? I had a big shock sia! Sheesh.

So anyway, I continued smsing Mardiana. I was freezing cold; I could barely type. FINALLY, the usher told me to queue up beside the stage. And the usher there had difficulty finding my name on the list. But in the end she found it. Lucky they announced my name right when I went up on stage. I shook Mr Seng's hand, smiled at the camera with my hands on the envelope, two flashes, then I went down stage again. See! So fast! And I had to wait 3 stupid long hours for that! If I got 1000 bucks, now that's another story.

So anyway, I went to the exit. There was a some sort of a "tunnel" there that leads back to the auditorium. When I went there, this girl presented me this envelope addressed to dunno who. A chinese girl. She went, "Eh" and took back the envelope and searched for my name. Zzz. Oh yea, the envelopes they gave out during the stage was blank and empty. -.-

So anyway, I wanted to leave after that but they didn't let me. Said it's going to finish soon. And it did. So apparently I was one of the last to get it. Ugh. Sucks. Well anyway, the pics will be up soon in the Ntuc website. I also dunno where. can't be bothered to write down the addy. But when I get it I'll try and put it up here.

PerFormanCe

Yesterday, us choir had a performance at the Musical Fountain at Sentosa. Just like last year. Anyway, me, Fana and Yana planned to meet at Guardian at 1. Fana arrived first, for the first time in her life, but it doesn't count. Wahahaha, because she had Maths remedial beforehand.

Anyway, Fana said that Yana went out of her house 12.30. But it was a few past 1. -.- And it was only a 15 minutes ride from her house to the school. So anyway, we went in Guardian to browse some cosmetics. By the time we went out, Fana's wrist is full of lipsticks and lipgloss which she tested on.

It was 1.15 then and still no sign of Yana. We decided to go to TM; I wanted to buy hair band. Then there was this Body Shop expendition outside TM. Fana wanted to go and browse, so we did. She bought a blusher/skin bronzer, which costs 20 bucks I think. Then I felt my handphone vibrating, it was Yana calling. She asked me where were we and I told her. Before long, she joined us. It was 1.30 then. -.-

So anyway, we were late for choir. Lucky they didn't leave without us. So before long, we on the bus, on the way to Sentosa. WOW THE BUS IS DAMN COLD. You've got to be kidding. Honestly, I was boiling in a frying pan. Haven't they heard of air-con?? Sheesh.

So we reach there, bla bla bla. To keep a long story short, it was time for the performance. Oh yea, before that, we had to make up. LOL Fana's eyeshadow. Like Chinese Opera!! LOL Miss Seow looked at Fana, and double take. She looked a bit taken aback, and she went, " Wah Farhanah. So dramatic ah your makeup." Haha jokes. So anyway, The other school singing was Pierce Secondary. Last year was MacRitchie Secondary. Anyway, we went first. It was kinda ok, except for the last song, when the music stopped when we were singing. We didn't stop though, so I guess that's gotta count for something. It was not bad, except that we kept going faster and faster.

Then it ended. So we went back to the bleachers but it was packed and people were sitting on our place. So we had to squeeze among ourselves in order to sit. We sat one row down from our original seat. And the people behind us keep talking about Fana and me. At one point, this guy tapped Fana on her shoulder and talked to her in Chinese with some hand gestures. When Fana said politely, "Sorry I don't speak Chinese," the guy laughed and pointed a finger at her, as if she said something funny. He acts.. kinda creepy..

So anyway, we watched the Pierce Secondary sing. When they sing, they sounded like the choir from Les Choristes. And the last song, they had two solo. One was a guy, a Brian look-a-like (excpt that this guy is younger) , and other is a girl. When Brian look-a-like sang, we three looked at each other, which jaws dropped. OMG he sang like Piere Morhange from Les Choristes!!! It was so nice!! And he can sing the high notes too! But he was too nervous and his voice shook. Which is a pity. Damn I'll have to watch Les Choristes again. I missed it.

So yea, anyway, we went home after that. In the bus, I noticed that Yan Jie kept looking blankly ahead and not moving at all. For a long time. And I mean it when I said for a long time. Then, at some point of time, Benny looked back at me, with his mouth opened. I looked at him silently, then, pointing at Yan Jie, Benny mouthed something with gestures. My eyes grew big and my jaws dropped this time. Same with Yana and Fana. Apparently Yan Jie is sleeping with his eyes open. LOL!!! Benny waved a hand in front of Yan Jie's face and he didn't react. He continued to stare blankly ahead, unblinkingly. LOL JOKES! We joked that he would make a good security guard. He can sleep on the job, but no one will know! And that he can win in a competition for who can open their eyes without blinking the longest. Haha jokes sia. Yan Jie doesn't fail to crack anyone up, unintentionally. And the fact that he brought home 16 bottles of mineral water and 3 containers of rice adds to it.

Anyway, I reached home at 9 and slept at 9.45. Lalala

Here are photos of Fana and Yana. Miss Seow took some pictures of us, hope she sends them to Fana.. Haha..


Farhanah..


Suryana..

PPS:

I forgot to mention that yesterday, He Wei took a spoilt chair. The seat is loose, and me, Dan and Mardiana watched him take a seat. He nearly fall and we laughed. But Mardiana burst out laughing SO LOUD! Miss Ho turned and looked more bad-tempered. That was scary. Trust Mardiana to do that.. -.-

Oh yea the guys told us that Jing Feng managed to squeeze through the narrow window in the classroom. Impressive. Mardiana told me it's no wonder; his butt so flat. LOL. Gerald told me that the first time he tried, he didn't remove his bag and his butt got stuck, and the second time he tried without his bag was a success. lol cute

LaughTeR dAy

Today was laughter day. Honestly. Laughed all day long. Let's start from the morning.

Hmmm.. I woke up at 6 as usual, and got ready at 6.30. When I was going down by the staircase, I stepped on something and heard a very loud crunch. I turned around and looked down, to see a cockroach permanently stuck onto the ground. Apparently I stepped on it's head, and the head is the only part of it that is stuck onto the ground. It's legs are scrambling wildly, trying to get up and scuttle away. Despite its efforts, though, it's permanently leeched to the ground. Ugh it was so gross. I could actually feel the crack beneath my shoe! Even my sister, who was quite some way behind me, heard the crack and told me, "I was wondering what the sound was," or something along those lines anyway. Lucky there wasn't and bits and pieces stuck onto my shoe. Ugh gross gross.

Oh ya talking about my sister, she cut her hair!! Short bob! She cut at Reds. Banyak duit die! See la she cut so much nicer. Neater also, without the tangles that were impossible to untangle, and without those unruly waves that made her looks like someone from the Mental Instituition or something. I wonder how long she's going to keep her hair nice though. Oh ya, she told me the hairdresser keep scolding her and lecturing her because of her badly-kept hair. Haha jokes! Must be pleasant to her ears.

So anyway.. The fun started in Mother tongue lesson, started by Farhanah. I produced a blank paper and she wanted to draw. We had fun laughing at her drawings, which are not meant to be funny. During History I showed Danial and, referring to the second drawing (the drawing that has thick awful lips), "Eee! Anita Serawak ke ape ni!" LOL ANITA SERAWAK! HAHAHAH!!!!!

Hahaha now Isalina is also reading The Mediator. Hahaha one person referred a book, others also read. Wow. Those who don't read that is missing a lot.

Hmm anyway, I wanted to photocopy Karyaku, after school, but the tiniest problem was that the bookshop was closed and I badly need to photocopy a story from that book, for m homework. So I have to go out to photocopy at the photo shop. Oh yes, another problem. It was raining. It was drizzling before we went out of school, but I decided to borrow Suryana's umbrella. Smart move, because we were barely out of the school when it started raining heavily. So I opened Suryana's umbrella, to find that the handle is so short! I tugged some more but it still didn't budge. The umbrella looked kinda comical, so unpropotionate, and I just had to laugh. Still laughing, I showed Farhanah the umbrella. She laughed too and she tried tugging, but had the same outcome and me. We laughed so hard it was hard to control the umbrella. We laughed all the way to the photo shop. We laughed so so hard that I my stomach hurts and Mardiana accidentally squirt out pee! LOL jokes. To be honest I also felt like peeing. Hahaha that was the hardest I've laughed I think. Anyway, Farhanah went to meet her sister and, after photo copying, me and Mardiana went back to school, and I accidentally stepped on a puddle. So our feet got drenched.

Anyway we went back to class. It was only 1 and we had maths at 2.30. Surprisingly no one is in class. I expected some of the boys in.... Anyway we did some stuff to pass the time. We were outside the classroom when I saw Vincent and gang, heading back towards the class. I asked Mardiana, "You want to scare them?" She obliged. We hid in a bend, and we heard them talking and laughing, coming nearer and nearer. Then.... "Aahhrrrrgghhh!" Mardiana leapt out with a yell. Hilariously, Vincent leapt back and yelled. It wasn't a short startled yell either. It was more of a "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" kind of a yell, with dropped jaws in action. To complete this, his hand was also in a weird posture. It was damn funny I tell you! Me and Mardiana doubled up laughing hard. Vincent is the only one of the 4 who reacted. The other three merely looked at us. So now Vincent is known as the Sissy Boy, by Mardiana.

Anyway we, namely me and Mardiana, went to out Mother tongue room to chill out. Mardiana was talking about something when she saw Bi Jie. Then Bi Jie tried to hide in between the doors of the classroom. Too late, Mardiana saw him, and then she saw something peculiar too. She saw someone's stomach bulging out of a bend. It turned out to be Vincent, who hid there, no doubt to scare US back. Haha too bad he didn't suceed. Anyway, even if Mardiana did not see his big fat stomach, how long is he going to stand there anyway? We weren't done chilling yet! But he could stand as long as he want anyway, his choice.

Anyway, there was a couple of repeated announcements to vacate the new block as the Sec 4 or 5 were have listening compre examinations. We ignored the announcement, as we were supposed to have th maths remedial. Anyway, then we went down and and met Jia Hui and gang. Then we went up to class together. Then, a couple of teachers, who were at the first floor, no less, stopped us. Me and Mardiana were already at the 3rd level, and were blocked from view, while the rest couldn't hide. I made a run for it, and Mardiana followed suit. We ran to class and packed our bags and went down, to go up again to ICT Room, where the maths remedial was held ( Ms Ho changed the venue last minute).

So anyway, Miss Ho was in a bad mood. I entered and the door closed behind me by itself. And it banged. And Miss Ho told me, "Don't bang the door" and positively glared at me. Anyway, Danial bought some M&Ms, and guessed who eat like about, 6/7 of it? If you guessed Mardiana, you are so right. Typical her.

This must be the longest post I've ever typed. Oh well, my sister has been waiting impatiently since just now, so yea~

Oh yea, PS: Suryana's umbrella can be pulled down some more... -.-

TeachEr's DaY CeleBraTioN

We celebrated Teacher's Day today. How low-class; the lower secondary have to watch the concert in the canteen on the projector, connected to some video recorder upstairs, in the hall, where the concert was held, and where the upper secondary was watching. It was kinda boring, and the sound coming from the projector did not help. Furthermore, me and Mardiana were damn thirsty. During the concert, we went to the stall to buy drinks. There were plenty of students there too. The first time while we were queing for our drinks, Ms Ang shooed everyone away. The second time it was Mr Tan. Can't we at least get comfy when watching the tiny screen?

So anyway, here's how I started my day. I was in my father's taxi, almost reaching the school when Mardiana called. She told me to wait for her outside the school to help her carry the cake. While waiting, Suryana arrived on her father's scooter. She waited outside with me for Mardiana. Finally she came, and I helped her carry the cake. Then we have a small problem. How to keep the cake cold until it was time to eat it?

It was a chocolate sponge cake, coated by pink and white cream. It was really pretty!

It's blue because of the low quality by the way. Anyway, the camera phone did not managed to capture the beauty of the cake (Duh what do you expect?)

Anyway, -- I don't know whose idea this was -- but we asked the drink stall aunty to help us keep in the refrigerator. Lucky for us, she obliged. So we went to assemble in the parade square and did our usual routine; saying the Pledge and singing the National Anthem. After that we were to dance the Merengue and Cha Cha dance. LOL before the dance I noticed that He Wei's left shoe had a blotch of brown colour stuff that looked like shit. I pointed this out and me and Mardiana laughed hard, while he went to the grass patch to clean it off. At first I partnered with Gerald, and we stood and did nothing. Then Mardiana danced with me and we played a fool.

Ms Lim danced with a student with a long neck.. And she seemed to be enjoying the dance with him, with a BIG smile on her face. -.- -.-

Oh ya so after that, we went to the canteen to watch the concert. On the small projector screen, no less. It was a long time before it started. When it was about to finish, we opened the Pringles and Lays potato chips, and me and Mardiana served everyone (who paid the class fund) drinks. Ice cream soda. Wooh! Nice! After the concert, it was time to cut the cake! But not when the teachers are missing. So Mardiana and Suryana went to search for the missing teachers. They can only find Mdm Zulaiha, so she cut the cake. Weeee I got the cherries and a peach! Lalala~

Anyway, it tasted like a typical cake. But it was nice all the same. Then me and Suryana were eating the cake, when Jodie held up a finger full of the cream. She cried, "Miss Tay! Let me to your face!" and Miss Tay went, "Aaaaahh!" and nearly lie down on the bench to avoid Jodie's fingers. Jodie put her finger away, and Miss Tay sat back up, only to be threatened again by Jodie's finger. This time she went, "Jodie! Don't! Aaaaaahhh!" and banged on the two boys sitting behind her as a result of avoiding contact with Jodie's creamy finger. It was kinda funny. Should have recorded it.

So anyway, I didn't go back to my primary school. I have not even visited it once after I got in Secondary School....

HUH???

DID I HEAR WRONGLY OR WAS IT REALLY THREE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED??? WTF?!?!

Yak yaK yaKiTTy yAk

Pretty rushed this week. Yesterday was like, the day of stupidity. And I'm constantly surrounded by people who have runny nose. Namely Dan. He keeps blowing his nose and looking at his snot. Which is chendol in colour by the way. Vincent was way disgusted. Lol. Yet he himself is sniffing away. -.- Vincent then stupidly imitated the sound of Dan's blowing nose, and his snot nearly splashed out. LOL splashed out... Nice phrase.

Then we were talking about book spines. Because I took great care of not spoiling my new books' spines, but too bad. Suryana spoilt my new wonderful book. -.-

Then Vincent, out of stupidity AGAIN, keep pulling his last page of his disgusting Penguin Reader's book, 'Four Weddings and a Funeral,' saying, "It won't spoil one lah." And then it tore, and he went, "Er actually it just did." We three had a great laugh over these. Vincent has a chance of becoming a comedian for his career.

These was during CME period, and Mdm Yuslin took over as Miss Tay didn't come. She somehow have a humongus grudge against our class. But I don't blame her entirely either. Who woudn't hate our ill-disciplined class? AAaAaHH I so miss 1E2.. Hmm..

I went for recess with Mardiana; Suryana was helping out for the choir fund raising stuff. So anyway, Mardiana was eating her sandwich, and at the same time talking with all her might, and some of her scraps flew from her mouth to my leg. Ugh. It went so far somemore. We laughed and laughed. Then the second time, as she was taking a bite from her sandwich when it somehow dropped from her bite. As quick as lightning, she pushed it in mid-air to her lap. Lucky save. Wah wah wah quick reflexes seh! The third time, she was chewing one whole chunk of bread, when somehow, all the pieces fell out of her mouth. We laughed non-stop, and my stomach really hurts and I had difficulty breathing. It was just the thing that would happen to Mardiana isn't it??..

Then after choir, at the traffic light, I was talking to Farhanah, and dunno why, she began crossing the road! I absentmindedly followed her. Then there was a loud honk, and Farhanah was so surprised and embarrassed! Lol jokes sia.

Then me and Suryana went big rounds to find a cake shop that sells good cakes. We went to Value to search for stuff, then went to Century Square for Angie The Choice. When we stepped in CS, Farhanah told us that Angie's Choice closed down. -.- -.- -.- -.- Then Farhanah went home while we went round and round just for a stupid cake shop. In the end I called Mardiana, and wasting my phone bill, when she finally said she will order from her neighbourhood shop. -.- -.- -.- -.-

So, about today. Nothing much happened, except that I volunteered to help out to sell the choir fund-raising thing. We're going to an inter-national competition in December and we will have to raise at least a thousand plus.

We went down 10 minutes before recess, which is mother toungue period. We set up the stuff, and before long, people start buying. We sold everything by the time recess ended! Which is way surprising! So we ate after our recess are over, in other words, during the upper sec recess. For the first time in Secondary school, I ate a proper meal during recess. It was kinda fun being late for lessons. ^^

I had Maths remedial after school today, then I went to Shop N Save to buy the cups, napkin and fork for tomorrow's party. I had to use my money first because there wasn't sufficient money in the class fund. Hmmmmpphhhh nice class spirit. All the boys don't want to pay up. Gerald is the first kind soul to pay the class fund. Either that or he really want to eat the cake. Hahaha joking joking. JUST NICE SEH THE TOTAL PRICE. 5 cents more and my wallet will be empty.

I met Lenny and her sister there also. She saw me but pretended not to. Then I bought my stuff and saw her again, queing up. This time I went up to her and said hi. She muttered back a 'hi' and looked away. Sheesh. She is so polite.

So anyway, I went home! Weee!

AAAhhH

For that made e first time in history, I completed my homework by Saturday, and also packed my bag then. It made me feel good, not having to worry about homework, like I usually do. I finally understand graphs, thanks to Dan...

Today, in religious class, was fun! Cuz the teacher didn't come, and to the class delight, who should replace her but our favourite "microphone" teacher, as my friend called him. Everyone like him cuz he's funny and doesn't make the class boring. Why are all the relief teachers the one that is fun?! Hmmmphh! Anyway, the one and a half hour flew by quickly.

Oh ya, and Sharifah told me that Kathleen, from Haig Girls' and CHIJ KC, acts in Whizzes of the Void Deck in Kids Central! I was so surprised, and I wondered why I didn't recognize her before when I first saw her, which is a few months back when I saw the show in TV Mobile when I took the bus to school!! I reached home at about 9.55, and since the show ends at 10, I managed to see her on TV, and I saw, this time with utmost observance, indeed it was her.

Hmmm I wonder why all my friends are on TV lately.. First it was Shanaz (even though she's just on some dumb ad on Kids Central), now it's Kath.. I wonder if Si Jie is still acting. I remember enjoying watching her act when she was in her younger years of primary school. Damn pro. Act in Channel 8 some more. Better than Kids Central....

I want to sleep now. See ya.

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Oh yea, yesterday I saw Miss Tay going out of a taxi when I was going out of mine. I was behind her, and I just walked on, knowing that she will talk to me when she see me. And I was right. It went like this.

Miss Tay: Hey good morning Hazwani!

I turned around and with a feigned surprise, I replied, "Oh good morning Miss Tay!"

Her: It was your parents car is it?

Me: Oh no father's taxi..

Her: Oh no wonder your spectacles are fogged up.

I didn't reply to this and we walked silently. I forgot that there were joss sticks at the usual route I took to the hang out place, and I took place one of my feet there, when Miss Tay called me back. Oh my God I owe her. She wanted to tell me to tell the class to go to the Art room for Art. I said ok and made a move, but she carried on telling me that Miss Ho will be taking over the Lit lessons for her Maths.. -.-

She somehow reminds me of Kacang.. No one to talk to? Ok talk to anyone about shit also can.

thE RinG

Mardiana's mum just called me on my handphone to asked me how to get hold of Mardiana. I told her to call her handphone, and she said the handphone is with her. She seemed to have forgotten that Mardiana has another handphone. She went, "Oh ya ya ya she got another phone. Thanks ah. Bye." -.-?

I wonder how Suryana handled the Maths exam. She didn't take it yesterday because she had to leave early for the Piramid game held at Ngee Ann, which, sadly, they lost in the first round. Tje maths paper was totally hard, and it did help that I totally screwed up Science. Or to be exact, all CA5. I hope common test will not be combined with CA5, or it will comfirm pull me down. I was hoping more of combining common test with CA4..

busY buSy As a BeE

Wow I haven't been blogging for a while now. Mainly because I'm busy and it didn't help that I have to ouse my sis laptop. Talking about m dayy sis, it was her birthday 2 days ago. So happy birthday! So many things to blog about that I'm lazy to.... Updates later!

WoWee

I went home after school today. I reached home at 3 and got ready to go out again to the hospital. I was supposed to meet my sister at 3.30 at Outram Park mrt station. I was 15 minutes late, but I needn't have to be so worried. She herself was late.

So we took the shuttle bus to the hospital. When we entered the ward, I realised that my grandmum had 2 different ward mates. My mum then told me the person next to my grandmother passed away in the wee hours of the morning, at 4 am. So poor thing! It was the same person that had those noisy grandsons by the way...

From the first moment I set my eyes the aging granny, I thought that she looked very fragile and incredibly vulnerable. She was also sooo thin, she honestly looked like a skeleton! I told my sis she's very pitiful, but my sis merely said, "Why?? What's wrong with her??" HONESTLY! She can be so blind sometimes. Even my mother said it was obvious, and she wasn't so shock about her death... In fact she was kinda matter of fact lol.

Today, for mother toungue class, we acted some proverb in our respective groups. Ours wasn't so bad for a group that acted impromptu wit hno script. Atikah was so funny! She was sweeping the floor (as a part of the act) and Ashraf(the boss) scolded her because some of the bristles of the broomsticks fell apart. And guess what did Atikah did? She threw the stupid strands at Ashraf! LoL jokes! She brought the house down.

Other groups were funny too! I like Farhanah's group, which comprises of Farhanah, Atikah and Syed. Their lines were funny, and I like Fauziana's acting!! Damn funny yet good! WooH Pro!

Next week my group still have to act again, another proverb this time. Bleh. Another impromptu act.

CraPPy StorY

"Let me out! I have not done anything wrong!" Chris shouted, rattling the metal bars.

Silence greeted him. He sank on the floor and groaned in despair and hopelessness. There was no one to rescue him out of the prison.

He was a lonely man. He had no family, and he had never known his parents. They died when he was a child and had no clue how they looked like. The only thing he knew about them was that they went by the name of Victoria and Andy.

Then he remembered the mysterious woman, and his spirit lifted. He had been in trouble before, and although this is far more worse than any other scrapes he had been through, he was certain that she will get him out of this horrible place. So he waited.

3 days passed, and he almost gave up hope. Then he heard someone coming. His spirit lifted, only to be hurt again. It was just the guard. He watched in confusion as the guard opened the bars.

"Get out," the guard growled. "someone bailed u out."

Light dawned on him.

He asked, "Was it a lady?"

The guard grunted in reply. He took it as a yes. He smiled and silently thank the mysterious lady as he walked out of his cell.

In the shadows, a pretty woman watched as the man was freed. She whispered softly, "Anything for you, my son..."

SaD..

It wasn't a week when she was dismissed when she got admitted to the hospital again. My grandmother had another attack of stomach pain and my sister called her private doctor, and they called the ambulance. My mum was working so my sister accompanied them, to SGH this time. And I was left alone. To make things worse, there's something wrong with the internet connection in my computer. I tried connecting in my sister's laptop, and also cannot connect. I meddled with my sister's laptop and I got the connection again. So I used my sister's laptop instead. Up til now I can't use my computer. So sad. Now I'm using my sister's laptop for this.

I visited my grandmother just now. My sister's sec school friend went to the same hospital, so my sister visited her. For more than 2 hours. And my grandmother for about half an hour.......

anyway, while she was gone, these kids, grandsons of my grandmother's neighbour came. Oh my God they were so noisy. And their parents did not tell them to shut up.

Sheesh. Can't the patients sleep in peace? And there was this boy who had my sister's embarrassing habit; sticking his hands in his pants. Zzz.. Disgusting.

We went home at night. When going home, me and my sister saw this building, separated from the main building. It's block 11. It's quite far from the main hospital. It's so eerie! It's just a little shed by itself, and everything was so dark and guarded, with security guards. It's the type of building you would choose to shoot a horror film. It somehow looked like an asylum. Maybe It's for people who have contagious disease? I don't know, but I want to find out. I'm sure it will look different in the day.. But still.

anyway, we went home by bus. So slow. It felt like an hour, at least. And there was this man sitting behind me... And he coughed into my hair. EWWWWW! And to think I just shampooed that morning. Excuse of sir, but do you mind coughing somewhere else? It's basic courtesy... Lol maybe I should have turned around and coughed in his face.. And eye for an eye, tit for tat!

WiRe ScuLpturE

OMG I am so bored. Oh yea I forgot one thing. The wire sculture stuff. After school, me and Mardiana saw a big coil of wire along the corridors. LOL we took it! There was no one there anyway. Then we met Miss Tay there. She told us to go back to the classroom because she want to check the books under our tables. She checked m row first, and Mardiana's row being the last. OMG so slow! But I so patient I actually waited for them. See I so nice. Hmmph.

Anyway, while waiting, I did my sculpture with the coil of wires I nicked. I was left with the two legs when they went out. I left the wires in class, which is a big mistake.

I went to the art class to complete my sculpture. It was so packed! And they have limited wires. Wen Jin found the wire in class and brought it there. Hence the big mistake. I should have used it for myself.....

Anyway, I asked Iffah for some wires. She asked Rohanah to give me her coil of wire because she don't need it. She protested at first, but the rest of her friends persuaded her to give me her coil. And she took her time to cut a piece of wire for herself, and slowly passed it to Iffah who passed it to me. Alamak! Can just give me directly right! Hmm selfish brat. I can't believe I was close to her last year. Ugh. Flirt there flirt here. Can betray friends somemore. Little bitch. Some of her friends are okay though. They are more friendly, even though they are in the minah's side. Sheesh I can't stand people like her.

BAd dAy

I wasn't in a very good mood today, and my friends were not helping. Wanna know why
i was moody?? I DROPPED 4 GRADES FOR MY ENGLISH!!! From an A1 to a B4! FUK! I was so disappointed I was near to tears. Justin, as usual, got the highest. A1.. Smart..

Anyway, back to today... FirST 2 periods are art. We did pallete knife painting. We had to paint leaves and an apple, cropped from an apple tree. We were to use only red and yellow colour paints. LOL Suryana was given a butter knife as there is not enough pallete knives. Mardiana's painting was the best, but Gladys' painting was the most realistic. Cheng Wai's painting was the most... Artistic... Just a big blob of red paint... Mine sucks, but it made me feel better that there are worse ones there.

The next two periods was actually Lit, but Miss Ho took over to go through our English paper. The period when I got moody.

After recess was 1 period of Moral Education, but we did the wire sculpture instead. I redo mine. I had difficulty making the stupid head and asked Gabriel to help me do. In the end he gave me the wire ball he did for playing. Thank Gabs! ^.^

I only did the body half way when it was time for mother tongue. Aaaaaaah!! Exam time! We did exam in the computer lab. WooH! Shiok! The cloze passage sucks but overall it was ok.
Then it was History. We went down to the stinky Career Guidance room as the teacher hurt his leg. We got back the exam paper. Got 6 out of 10.. Quite low. So far i got A2 for Geog, A1 for Science, C5 for maths, B4 for English, Malay and History.

Oh my God. That sucks.

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH we getting back English tomorrow! I asked Miss Ho how we did and she said not so good. Damn I'm scared. If I don't get A1.... I don't know what I'll do. So far this common test I think I did quite well.. Got mainly A's and B's.. Except for Maths. At least I passed.. But after combining the rest of the CAs, I will confirm get lower. My CAs will pull me down. ARGH. I really want to get out of 3E3!! I think I'm going to 3E4.. Getting better than that is hopeless, unless lady luck is on my side and I happen to score well in Maths. Ala spoil la Maths. Damn damn damn. Must do well for CA 5 to pull me up...

Tomorrow I'm going for the Wire Sculpture thing. I really suck with my hands. The guys pro lor!! DAMN! I'm really rambling, cuz I don't know what to blog about. I'm having amnesia nowadays. I forgot what happened today....

WhAT a LonG DaY

We did the Merengue dance for PE today! It's for Teacher's Day. Bleh. It was actually fun, but I don't really like the partner stuff.. At first I was to be partnered with Muhammad, then long story and had to partner Zhan Shuo.. Eee.. Then he partnered Muhammad.. Then I partnered Casper. WooH! And my final partner was Fauziana. LOL 7 "partners" in a paragraph.

Then, at some point of time, the teachers realised we changed partners and they ordered us to change back. So I was stuck with Zhan Shuo again. Bleh. We pretended to hold each other. Lol it was kinda funny, especially the turning part. We pretended that Zhan Shuo turned me, but I was I actually turning myself! xD

When the teachers went away, we switched partners again. I became the girl while Fauziana be the boy. After some time, we switch places. LOL. We made fun and wondered what happened if the girl was much taller than the guy; like Syed and Danial.

We got back our maths today. Bleh. Sucks. Lucky I got my Science marks to pull me up. We will be getting back our English marks tomorrow I think.

On the way to music lesson, the class, as uaual went our separate ways. There was this guy who suddenly hug Danial I think, or rub his cheeks? Anyway, Danial was damn disgusted because he said that guy stinks like hell. Apparantly he smelt like rubbish bin. LOL I laughed so hard my stomach hurts. Then he want to wipe his cheeks on me. EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! Idiot!!

Zhan Shuo was on the 2nd floor and we were a floor down. As we walked, Zhan Shuo leaned down and sprayed water on us! UGH GROSS!!!!!! When I saw Mardiana I wiped my cheeks on her! Hahaha!!

Danial had an inventive way to clean. He let He Wei do the work. Cuz He Wei always molest him.... Ugh Dan.. You never know what things are on his hands. Maybe he dig his nose and wanted to clean his hands on you! So much for being clean!

Hmm today's post is full of broken English.. Don't tell me my English is getting rusty... Not a pleasant thought.

WhAT hapPeneD?

okay, I forgot what happened today? Nothing interesting happened today actually.

Guess what. I am the 3rd in Science! Woohoo!! 31 out of 40, A1. Vincent got 2nd, just a half mark more than me, and Muhammad got first. He have 32. Wooh!! For the first time in history! What sia, Mardiana sour prune. She not happy I got higher than her. My first time , give me chance la.

After school, I found out something else that happened in Science lesson, but I'm not going to say it. Anyway, after Science, we had the Wire Sculpture Programme. SUCKS!!!!!!! Mine turned out like SHIT!! Ritz, Cheng Wai and Jing Feng's sculpture was really really nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are damn good in their hands man!!!! UGH!!! I dunno how to coil...... Bleh..

Anyway Farhanah smsed me after school has ended. I didn't answer her, and she called me.... And we were not released yet. -.- She kept telling me to meet at old foyer. She sounded so impatient that I thought she was already there.

Once we were dismissed, we looked down to the old foyer, but could not see Farhanah anywhere. We went down and looked for her. Still, she could not be seen. And it turned out that she was still in class!! -.-

After school, Farhanah wanted to take 22, and I didn't know what bus to take.. Whether to accompany Mardiana, or Farhanah. I can take both of the buses. In the end I decided to take the bus that came first, which is 65. Vincent and Ritz took the same bus as us.... And Ritz decided to message me when we can just talk.. Waste my sms only..

So yea that's besically that's all. Sorry can't be sarcastic.. (This message is for this particular person.... You know who you are!)

TodAy....

Today we had choir. Ms Lye didn't come. And we were released at 5. Weeeee!!

Any way, Farhanah and Suryana were the first ones to go out as usual. When I went out, I could not see them anywhere, so I waited for them at the old foyer. I waited soooo long! Then I gave up and went home. Then I saw them at the Childcare Centre. I decided not to catch them up, since we will be going separate ways anyway.

I was soo bored at bus that I created a short story:

Used..
I thought they were my friend. Guess I was wrong about that. No true friends will ever do that. I was hurt, and Even Faith, who was the nicest, shocked me. They used me. I was angry enough to kill them. Of all the scumbags. I hate them! I guess I shall never know the meaning of true friendship.

I was the one who brought them together, and look how I was rewarded. They used me as their messenger. Twice in a week I had to help them. I did it because they were my friend. Or so I thought. I knew better now.

It happened 50 years back, but the memory is still freshly etched in my memory, as though it only happened yesterday. I was standing innocently at this deserted pathway, holding a package. I was waiting for someone to collect it.

It was so sudden. Someone attacked me. I struggled, but stop short when I heard the two words: "Stop! Police!"

I froze, my heart feeling cold and heavy with dread. My mind reeled with shock, and I was oblivious to what was happening. I caught one word though, "Cocaine". No words could possibly describe the fear I felt.

It was lesser that 30 grams, and I got 10 years imprisonment.

Right now though, I have more important things to think of.

My freedom.

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I bet you don't understand the story. It doesn't matter. It's for my own entertainment. Anyway I better go, lots of Maths homework to do..

LaALlaLA

Yesterday, Suryana told me to help her make a wallpaper. I obliged, but I warned her it's going to be ugly. I used Adobe Photoshop to do it. Oh yea, and I found out that Baby Blues (the comic) was coloured using Adobe Photoshop! So anyway I did it, and I took my kinda long to finish it. And I was terribly unhappy about it, I tell you. I warned Suryana again that it wouldn't be nice.


So this is my first attempt:

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Suryana told me to delete the hearts in the background, and complained about her fat ugly choir pic on the bottom right. So I substituted that to the picture of her and Fendi.

So I tried again:

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And she told me to erase the choir pic. I told her then no pic? And she said, "Never mind, got the blotchy blotchy paint. Nice. Haha."

Yup so I deleted that too. Haha I love the splatter brushes!

So here is my 3rd and final attempt:

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Tadaa! Ok lah.. I only like the top right hand corner. xD

She showed me the wallpaper she did.


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It's kinda nice, especially using a Paint Program. I especially like the borders. I love multiple borders! Woohoo!

So anyway, I reckon I can brush up her wallpaper.. Probably will.. But wait long long.. ^^

SigH

Omg my feet is so damn tired! I'm back from the performance. I saw Wardah there! Lol.. She lives there.

I went out wearing the red polo tee, school skirt and court shoes. I walked to the bus stop in front because I wanted to take 22 to the interchange. I can take 2 different bus stops by the way, with different buses available.

Anyway, I was halfway there at the bus stop when I had 2 nasty blisters at the heels!!!!! UGH! The great part is, I gave my plaster to Noriz some time ago, so I don't have any for myself!! So I had to endure the pain.

I waited and waited and waited for the freaking 22, and finally it came, after waiting for 15 mins. Bleh. I told Farhanah to bring 2 plasters. Lol. And she did. Thanks!! Lol even Suyana was like, "Ouch!" after seeing my blisters.

I haven't worn plaster for a few years now.. Lalala. And I'm tlaking it out now.

whaT tO SaY??

Sorry I didn't have time to blog. I come home late at night everyday nowadays and often have an early night. So yea.

Right now, I'm asking the 2E4's to join the moblog competition. It's an interclass blogging competition. Me and Suryana already registered. I've asked Gerald but he said "maybe, see who join first." So I've asked Cheng Wai, and he said no. And I said what if Gerald joinS? Then he say yea then he will. LOL

2E4 has not much bloggers, compared to other classes. And that sucks, because it will be harder to find someone who is sporting enough to enter.

Those who want to enter can register here. But tell us first yea?

Oh yea Sofy got suspended because he punched a guy til he fainted. Sucker. Everyone was glad he was suspended. Even my Malay teacher!!

Anyway I woke up early today because we choir have a performance at the Tampines Festival Park. Wanna come and support? Lol it will be around 5.

Fana and Yana visited my grandmother yesterday. Thanks for coming! ^^

Oh yea, Yana had her hair cut yesterday. LOL Fana said it was like onion!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!! JOKES!!!!!!! And Fana said, "Mine helmet. Never mind, glamour. Take motorcycle. Yours onion what? Go market?" LOL!!!!!!! HAHHA mean!! But it was funny all the same. My mum like her hair cut. She told me she would get my sis to cut like that.

I'm going to eat my breakfast. I haven't eaten yet. See ya!

S H I T !

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY DENTAL APPOINTMENT IS ON THE 2ND OF AUGUST!!!!!!!!! IT'S 10 AUGUST TODAY!!!! SHIT SHIT SHIT I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT! HE'S NOT GOING TO BE VERY PLEASED WITH ME...............

HappY NaTionaL DaY!

Happy National Day Singapore!

Today we went to visit my grandmother again. We went at 10 in the morning and stayed til 8 at night. We watched the National Day celebrations on TV in my grandmother's bed. lol.. Heard the planes too.. We heard them first, then heard it on TV.. So it's like, an echo lol..

It was BORING! Year 1999 was the best! I went to the Stadium. Lots of interesting stuff, like stunts and stuff. And it was FUN!

Hmm so anyway, at 8 we went and left my grandmother sleeping. We went and wait for the fireworks to start. I was the one who heard it first. I can't see the fireworks though. My sis and mum were busy talking. With annoyance, I said, "Oi!" But they took no notice. So I waited impatiently for them to stop talking. Finally they did, and heard the booming noise of the fireworks..... When they can't see it, my mum suggests to move to the other side. So we did.

We saw the fireworks!!!! It was pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!! I took some pics in my camera and my sister's camera, but my phone's quality and like shit, and my sister's camera couldn't send to anywhere (refer to Sunday, July 31, 2005) !! And I happened to take some really good ones there too!!!

We thought it ended, so we went home. But on the way home, we saw another set of fireworks again!! This time they are more prettier and awing! The red fireworks burst in ther sky, and formed a spiral shape!!!! It's was soooo cool! There were a few people taking photos too lol.. But unlike us, they had a DIGITAL CAMERA!! UGH!!!!!!!! SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!! I WISHED WE TOOK SOME PHOTOS!!!!!!!

Now I have a few items on my wishlist... And a digital camera is one of them. A good camera phone is another..... Hmmm I want to change my spectacle frames too.. I might next week..

GrandMother StorY

Guess what. My grandma was sent to the hospital again in the wee hours of the morning. I woke up in the darkness of my room at midnight to find out that my grandmother's 24-hour doctor came.

For the last two days or so, she kept vomitting and vomitting and had very severe stomach pains. She kept crying out and tried to bear the pain. Last night, she was so much in pain that my mum had to call the 24-hour doctor. It was so painful that she was half unconscious at one time. Then my sister woke up, probably because of the noise.


It was decided to send her to hospital. The ambulance came at 1 am, and two men came to take my grandmother to Raffles Hospital. My mother followed, and left me and my sister at home. My mum wasn't home by morning, and she called me at 6 partly to wake me up and also to speak to my sis. It appears that she have gallstone that dropped to her bile duct of something. That's what caused the pain, because the stone is stuck. So she will have to go for two opperations.

Today in school a group of us helped the stall set up by our class. We sold pizzas, which were kindly baked by the guys, drinks and coloured jellies which looks like piles of dyed shit. Me and Mardiana decided to watch the concert put up by the Sec 4s, while the rest continued mending the stall. Siok Wen and Xin Er from choir sang. Cool~ The show was quite OK... After it ended, we went down again, to find the whole place as wet as the wet market selling fish. Vionna told Mardiana that the guys sold water bombs. And they played in the canteen! Damn them.

We had a profit for the drinks, but a great loss for the pizzas. I feel so bad, all their efforts had not paid off!

I reached home at 11.30, and found my mum in the kitchen. She sid we were going to visit my grandmother later. And we did. Raffles Hospital was damn grand. My first time there. When I went to my grandmum's bed, she was moaning softly to herself, oblivious that we were there. Poor thing. We went home at 6.30. On the way out, I relised that there's a nice black piano there! But I don't know if it's locked or not. I didn't try. I probably will tomorrow though. And I ate chicken rice at the banquet before going home.

Bloggers? Air heads? No life?

What is with all these anti-bloggers and blogging?? I flipped through The New Paper just now and saw a lot of negative comments and bloggers and blogging. What is wrong with blogging??

1. "People who blog are basically attention seekers who cannot stand leading a life without some attention to their existence .

- Chinang "

2. "BLOGrs juz wana CHEAP PUBLICITY or they R STUPID!

- Ujang "

Okay, before attacking us, maybe it's a good idea to learn proper English first, you retards.

People blog with different reasons. Many people prefer to share their personal thoughts rather than keeping them private in a diary. Many keep blogs to write about their day-to-day experiences and complaints. What makes blogging different from a diary is the idea of allowing readers to comment.

Most of us want to share our problems with other people. They want to get some things out of their chests, and they will need a place for this. So why not keep a diary, you ask. I, for one, hate writing, and prefer to type. Furthermore, what a waste of ink. Blogging serves as an outlet for our emotions, but unlike a diary, people will actually read it.

In a blog, there is a chance that somewhere out there, some stranger will read and sympathize. To know that there is a nameless, faceless listener, who may care and sympathize, is a source of comfort for some. In a blog, we can rant, because we cannot do it in person. The chances of people who are willing to listen to you ranting are one in a million.

Thoughts with too much emotion are usually better suited for blogs than for conversation, since emotion can be more controlled in writing. These emotions usually tend to be negative, because these are the ones we cannot easily express to others in person. Blogging allows us to confess these secrets and emotions, which we have to suppress in our daily life. It is a lot easier to confess on a blog than face-to-face with someone. Furthermore, we can hide behind an alias.

Sharing is what makes a blog genuinely different from a diary. Through a blog, we can share our perspectives with others. It may surprise you that there are other people out there who are feeling the same way as you, and may even get each other better.

Some people keep blogs to improve their writing skills. In order to write about your life, you have to think about it and about how to tell others about it. Reflecting in needed. Thus, you will gain a new perspective in the situation.

People who read other people's blog are voyeurs who have no lives of their own.

Assuming that if you keep a blog, you have a life, and if you read other people's blog, you do't have a life. Then what about a blogger who reads other people's blog? I always read other people's blog. I would want to know what are my friends up to, and reading other blogs also serve the same purpose as blogging - it kills boredome. You guys are sad man.

What do you guys do to kill boredome anyway? Stare into space? OMG HOW FUN! Let's all go "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Oh My GoD

Ok, I'm really boiling in a frying pan. It's so humid! I'm sweating all over! It didn't help that I'm terribly bored. Games are supposed to keep you entertained, but the more I play, the more I feel bored. There's no one online to chat with. Ugh great. And I'm tired of reading.. and making blogskins.. Bleh.. What can I do??

Talking about blog skins, I've done a new one. but I'm not going to put it up til 10 days later or so. It's quite cool I guess... The type that Farhanah will like... I think..

I think we will be getting back our Common Tests next week. I can't wait! History is quit easy. Hope I can get A1. Insyallah... And I really hope I can get b3 or higher in Science.

Next week, there will only be 2 days of school. Monday is half-day, because of National Day Celebration. National Day is on the 9th, and there will be no school on Tuesday and Wednesday. Woohoo!

Thursday, Ms Lye will be coming to choir, to make us ready for the 13th. Us choir have a performance at the Tampines Festival Park, which is just behind our school. So if you are bored, drop by yea? It will be at 4 in the evening I think.. Ugh we have to wear the red polo tee with black pants and black court shoes. Sucks. It looks gross! What were the teachers thinking?? Speaking of which, I still have to get my mum to sign the consent form. Doubt I will remember anyway.

I am really rambling. I didn't expect me to type this long, especially without a topic to talk on. Shows how bored I am huh..

LOL this is gay.

Are you Insane?

Hmm I am insane. No scratch that. I am insanely mad. That's why I named my site that in the first place huh.

Lol this is kinda funny. >> The History of The F' Word

Hmm Funny Junk has some funny videos.. I'm not bored anymore. LOL. This is dumb. Hmmm... One of my friends is a plodder. LOL he told me this morning. HAhaHAHAHA...

Hmm this is lame..


LOL this is retarded. But very funny also.. >> Madness

Ok this is sad.

Ohhhh I found another video! >> Sesame Street

Ok this is the LAST one. I hope. Ok, yea. It WILL be the last one.. Cuz I've closed all the windows. Except this of course. If that Sesame Street video is shown on TV, all the kids here will be corrupted. x.x

Damn now I'm bored. I think I will make myself a Vitamin C drink. Healthy Living! ^^

PoetRy...

I was selected to represent my class for a poetry competition. Miss Ho selected me and Justin, and Carlo and Camilia for the English poem. Mardiana and Suryana volunteered for the Malay one, and Yi Feng and He Wei was chosen to do the Chinese one. Our theme was Friendship. So here is the poem I did with Justin.


Remembering how we shared our times together
Marked indelibly in my mind forever
Times that we cherished then and now
The times we shared as best friends

Even if you're now miles away
I will be by your side
But how can you be, you say,
No fear, I'm in your heart

If you feel like you're alone,
And you've nowhere to turn to
You can pick up the phone
Because I'm always here for you

Pour out your woes
Your worries and your troubles.
You'll always have a listening ear
To take away all your fears

I'll be there for you, every day
Helping you along every step of the way
When you think everyone has deserted you,
Fear not, I will always be here for you.

So what did you guys think? Teacher chose me and Justin's poem over Carlo and Camilia. Damn..

So anyway. The competition was today. So many people were there! There were a few outstanding presentation. And I was so surprised when our class got 2nd!! I think it's all thanks to Suryana and Mardiana, who read with lots expression and gestures, thought of the Malay class.. Woohoo!

Oh my god I'm so bored.

So Many ThinGs, So LittLe Time...

So many things happened. I'm quite lazy to update. But I shall try my best and bullshit along the way yea?

So I got back my Malay and Geography exams. I got 55 over 100 for Malay. Sucks. And I got 20/30 for Geog. One more mark to A. Double sucks! Had our English paper today. Damn hard. I badly want to get A1. I will positively kill myself if I don't..

Yesterday I stayed back late to watch PRSS Idol. The judges were Miss Annabel Ho, Ace Ventura aka the retard Mr Goh, and Miss Fang. Some of my friends entered as a band. This octopus-head Zahri sang and played the guitar. He can sing! I was so surprised!! He is always so blur and nerdish in class! I think music makes his world go round.. Hmm.. He can sing, play the guitar and play the tuba. And he is such a moron in class. So you know why most of us were surprised.

There were a few outstanding performances. There was one class that took part. They took turns to sing. Wow! They sing sooooooo nice!! I cheered so loud that Farhanah was so surprised. I had fun cheering in Cheng Wai's ears. The 2 dance groups performed marvellously. Especially the first group. Impressive. The dance category was the best. Carlo was such a retard. He was mesmerized by the bouncing boobs. ZZZZzzzzzzzz He's sick. But then, everyone knows that.

Then came the solo category. Khalisa from choir took part!! And she sang Reflection by Christina Aguilera. I was soo surprised!! She has a powerful voice! I never knew that! I felt proud of her man~!

So yea. I left at 7. It was damn late!!

Oh yea, I've cut my hair. 2 inches shorter, layered. Farhanah took 3 days to realised this, , and even then it doesn't count, because Suryana finally told her.

My arm is feeling pain. Like there's a weight on it. Shucks.

Danial's MSN is such a dudder brain. Oh wait, MSN doesn't have any brains. Anyway, he could not open the games, so here's wat we did:


:: Ďäηηλ βφ│ :: Council Night PRSS Idol is Danial

₪ [+ H a Z +] ₪ ACE VENTURA SUCKS! (Not the show) Querida is me

So first, I started a game of manual tic-tac-toe..

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He cheated!! I won!!

Then he started Minesweepers Flag. I don't know if he is in a right state of mind, but how to play maunal Minesweepers Flag?

He cheated!! I won!! Then he started Minesweepers Flag. I don't know if he is in a right state of mind, but how to play maunal Minesweepers Flag?

Hmm.. One game screeny missing.. Nvm nvm.. So yea. We are such morons aren't we? =D